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Humorous jokes and short stories to adjust the mentality.

A dialogue between a grandfather and a grandson. Grandson watched grandpa running around the house and asked him, Grandpa, why do you run around the house every day? Grandpa said: Grandpa was very angry because he quarreled with grandma, but I didn't want to lose my temper with your grandmother, so I ran around the house thinking, she is my relative, why should I be angry with her, so I won't be angry. The grandson asked again: Why do you often run around the house? Is it because you quarrel with grandma every day? Grandpa said: When I was young, I was annoyed and angry because I felt that I had no money. When I ran, I thought, I can't have money without others. What's there to be angry about? Good grandson! This is grandpa's little secret recipe to adjust his mood. Dear Wukong: I have lived in heaven for quite some time. I don't know how you are doing in Huaguoshan! I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read quickly. We have moved, but the address has not changed, because we brought the house number when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first time for three days, and the second time for four days. Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked, Do you want to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces? Your diligent mistress said: Cut it into 8 pieces, I'm afraid you can't finish it even if you cut it into 12 pieces! The pizza in that shop is good Let's go to a restaurant on the street for steak sometime. And your aunt Guanyin said that the coat you asked me to send was overweight when it was mailed, so we cut the button and put it in the back pocket of that coat. Your sister Chang 'e gave birth this morning, so I don't know whether you want to be a menstruation or an uncle because you don't know whether it's a boy or a girl. Nothing has happened recently. I will write to you again. Ps master. We were going to send you money, but the envelope was stuck. When everyone is tired, we should adjust our mentality in time, relieve our psychological pressure and relax ourselves. Happy and unhappy are just a thought difference. Every day is brand new. Yesterday is not important. The key is to live today. Happiness and unhappiness should be faced equally. Why not choose happiness? Everyone has potential energy. It's just easy: covered by habits, blurred by time, and killed by inertia for just a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily, cry if you want, and love when you should. There is no need to suppress yourself. I'll give you a quote from my favorite peacetime: when fantasy and reality face each other, it's always painful. Either you are knocked down by pain or you step on it. Believe in yourself, come on! ! ! Fan Chunsheng) The explosion accident headquarters of Jin Hang Petrochemical Co., Ltd., Liaoyang City, Liaoning Province reported at noon on June 5438+05 that after preliminary investigation and analysis, the cause of the accident was the illegal operation of the personnel on duty in the production process of the enterprise, which led to the over-temperature and over-pressure of the reaction kettle and eventually led to the explosion. After the explosion accident, the safety supervision and quality supervision departments of Liaoyang and Lighthouse, with the cooperation of authoritative experts, immediately carried out the investigation of the cause of the accident and the identification of responsibility. It was verified that there were ***3 workers on duty on June 5438+04, two men and one woman, because the workers on duty violated ...>