The cross talk sketch has few lines

Crosstalk is a language art,

B: Yes

A: What a crosstalk actor pays attention to is speaking and singing, this crosstalk actor! Best at telling long jokes, short jokes, wisecracks, whatever.

B: This is the basic skill of a crosstalk actor

A: Crosstalk actors must be smart. As soon as an idea comes to you, you should say it through your mouth.

B: Yes, yes, yes

A: You also need to be sharp with your words

B: Yes

A: Like you

B: I am particularly suitable

A: What a fit, these lips are like the bottom of a shoe!

B: Do you have such thick lips?

A: It’s inappropriate to talk about cross talk like you do,

B: Who is not suitable? Let me tell you, you are smart

A: Yes

B: Sharp-tongued,

A: You

B: Whatever you say is fine!

A: Don’t brag. I’m going to test you in front of all the teachers and classmates. Let’s talk about the truth.

B: What is the truth?

A: I say a sentence, you turn it over and say it again, you will be considered smart if you can say it!

B: We can try

A: Just come, my table

B:. . . . . .

A: My table

B: My table

A: Oh, why are you so stupid? I said my table, you want it Say I get the sub-table

B: Oh, I understand

A: Got it! Let’s get started. From head to toe! Let’s see what your reaction is like!

B: No problem!

A: My brain

B: I am stupid, I am stupid!

A: My forehead,

B: I have no brain!

A: I have eyebrows

B: I have no eyes!

A: My eyes

B: My pig eyes are so shameless!

A: My nose

B: My nose

A: The bridge of my nose

B: I measure my nose, I measure it What is he doing?

A: I’m jealous!

B:. . . . . . I bite you!

A: Why are you biting me?

B: How do you translate this word?

A: What do you mean?

B: I have to say there are too many words

A: Oh, a little more words, that’s good! I have teeth in my mouth

B: I have teeth in my teeth again, I have become a monster! Is the word you changed OK?

A: Don’t say this? Let’s take a look at the characters in the novel!

B: What’s not a novel?

A: Let’s report the names of people in “Journey to the West”.

B: Come on!

A: I am Tang Sanzang

B: I am Tang Santang

A: I am Zhu Bajie

B: I It’s Jie Ba Zhu

A: I am Monk Sha

B: I am Monk San. How come I have become three monks again!

A: I am the monkey grandson

B: I am the monkey grandson! Say something good!

A: OK, let’s go to the garden and tell the names of the flowers.

B: Go to the garden? That's great

A: But before I go to the garden, I have a request.

B: What request!

A: The speed is a little faster than before and also there must be movement.

B: I know how to lead, is that right (joining A, walking around the stage like a couple)

A: What! I mean, when you go to the garden, you should point your nose with these two fingers. It has to be more beautiful. It has to be like this (movement), right?

B: No problem, I am the most beautiful!

A: Let’s start now

B: OK

A: I’ll go shopping in the garden

B: I’ll go shopping in the garden

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"Anyway"

A: I am a peony flower

B: I am a peony

A: I am a peony flower

B: I am flower peony

A: I am jasmine

B: I am flower jasmine

A: I am dog tail flower

B: I am a flower-tailed dog