How to write a beautiful paragraph based on "So what if you are a man"?

I went to have supper with him in the evening. I wanted noodles and he wanted barbecue. I said, "If you're not afraid of a sore butt at night, just eat it."

He was so pissed off. He ran in front of me and put his arms around my neck. "Hubby, let's not go for supper. Let's go home."

"What are you doing?" I chuckled.

"Huh, then if you don't go back, I'll go back by myself." He was arrogant.

"Okay, honey, how about I take you to a barbecue bar and then go home after eating?"

"Okay, hubby, you are the best." Excited Dancing like a child.

"But we can only eat it this time. Do you know we have to eat less?" He pointed his nose with his finger.

"Okay, hubby, I will listen to you."

I made him happy this time, and he will coax me when I get home later.

While cleaning the house, the young man said to the man next to him: "Look what you have done to your home. I was just away from home for one day, and this home turned into a garbage dump. If I If you're not at home for a week, you've probably turned into trash. You're going to work hard while I'm not at home, right? I think I didn't find a boyfriend, but a son. Don't call me tomorrow. You are a daughter-in-law, please change your name to mom..." The man hugged the chattering young man and blew softly into his ear: "Okay, not tomorrow, change your name today, I will call you mom during the day, and you call me at night Dad."

The little flower essence turned into a human form for the first time and couldn't help but make a little fuss. She stepped into the stall set up by the divine fortune teller and looked at the divine fortune teller's eyes, and she understood something in her heart. While the fortune teller wasn't paying attention, he secretly made a secret decision and shook all the counterfeit goods from the fortune teller. Everyone left with a cry. The fortune teller was angry that this little flower girl didn't have the guts to do magic. The face and eyes of this flower essence looked like a person's. On the way back to the mountain, he deliberately set up a formation to attract the little flower essence to spin around on the mountain. He found a comfortable place and watched his joke on his own. The flower essence pouted and shouted at the divine fortune teller: "Didn't I just break your deception? Don't go too far." The divine fortune teller moved into the flower essence and raised his eyebrows: "You If you break something of mine, you will have to compensate me. ""What do you mean?" "That box is for me to get a wife. Now that I can't get a wife, you can only stay with me."< /p>

During military training, a girl quietly said to a boy: "Shall we go see a movie tonight?" The boy said excitedly: "Okay, okay, okay." Instructor Zhang, who was training us, said with a smile : "Is he a man? He stuttered when he saw the person he liked." The whole class burst into laughter. Maybe it was too noisy. The instructor of the next class yelled: "Take care of the discipline of your class." Instructor Zhang looked at him and said: "Okay... okay... okay."

"Dad, I'm in love. Yes,

The target is a classmate"

"Well,

What kind of person is he?"

"Cute,

A top student who can blush"

"Okay, treat others well"

"Hey, Dad,

You are quite open-minded.

I have a date later,

I’m going out”

“It’s just puppy love,

I’m not that old-fashioned”

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Dad put away the newspaper in his hand

Muttered to himself:

"Love in school,

Wait a minute! Son!< /p>

Aren’t you in a boys’ school? ”

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