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A couple fantasized about winning five million, and then they quarreled. Where were they from, and where were they from?

The incident happened in the middle of the night on November 14. A couple in Lipu Town, Zhuji City, Shaoxing could not sleep in the middle of the night, so they lay in bed chatting.

My husband is a lottery fan and buys a lottery ticket every day. Unfortunately, he never gets the 5 million grand prize.

That day my husband said that if he won 5 million one day, he could buy whatever he wanted.

The wife asked hopefully: "Husband, if you really win 5 million, how do you plan to divide the money?"

"It would be better to buy yourself a car first. car, buy myself a mobile phone and a computer; give some to my parents and other relatives who are in need; and then, consider changing the house..."

The husband talked eloquently. It didn't stop, but my wife was not satisfied.

"There is no such stingy person as you in the world. I have done so much for this family, but you don't share anything with me. You really have no conscience at all." After the wife complained, , and even cursed a few words in local dialect.

"I won't give it to you. The more you scold me, the worse I will treat you."

The couple quarreled from the bed to the bed. In the end, the two actually fought. My wife cried and called 110.

The police thought it was domestic violence and arrived within a few minutes.

But when I asked carefully, I found that there was such a nonsensical dispute between husband and wife. I really didn’t know how to mediate it.

Finally, the police told the couple that it would be nice to have some dreams, but if they dreamed about fighting, people would laugh.