A cold joke hides a knife in a smile.

The cow said: so many people drink our milk, but no one calls us "mom"

Squid fish said: Damn, Man Mo became a thief!

Kangaroo said: alas, no money, no matter how big the pocket is, it is still a mouse!

The mouse said, alas, can you be old if you are afraid of eating and drinking all day?

The fly said: the biggest difference between me and bees is that they have different tastes.

The centipede said, I never wear shoes to save money.

Fish said: I will never go to any internet cafe!

The dinosaur said: I'm sorry, you died too early and made you nervous!

Hedgehog said: I really want to feel the taste of hugging others. ...

One day, the teacher wanted to test the students' IQ in class, so he asked a boy, "There are ten birds in the tree. Shoot one, how many are left? "

The boy asked, "Is it silent pistol or some other gun with no sound?"

"No."

"How big is the gunshot?"

"80~ 100 decibel."

"That is to say, the trembling ear hurts?"

"yes."

"Is it illegal to shoot birds in this city?"

No offense. "

"Are you sure that bird was really killed?"

"Of course." The teacher is impatient. "Please tell me how much is left, will you?"

"All right. Are there deaf people in the birds? "

"No."

"Is there any kind of bird that has a mental problem and is so stupid that it doesn't know how to fly when it hears a gunshot?"

"No, the IQ is above 200!"

"What's wrong with being in a cage?"

"No."

"Are there any other trees nearby? Are there any other birds in the tree? "

"No" "What about Fiona Fang Shili?" "It's such a tree!"

"Are there any disabled or hungry flightless birds?"

"No, they are all healthy."

"Is it a bird in a pregnant belly?"

"They are all men."

"Can't be pregnant?"

"... never. "

"Birds have flowers in their eyes? Guaranteed ten? "

"No flowers, just ten." The sweat on the teacher's forehead has flowed down.

The bell rang, but the boy continued to ask, "Is there anyone who is stupid and not afraid of death?"

"Everyone is afraid of death."

"Are you staying because the couple were hit?"

"Idiot, I thought they were all men!"

"Comrade, is that all right?"

"Sexual orientation is normal!"

"Will you kill two with one shot?"

"No."

"How about killing three with one shot?"

"No."

"How about four?"

"Not even!"

"How about five?"

"Absolutely not! ! ! "

"Those six are always possible, right?"

"Unless you are a fucking pig! Only one shot can kill one! "

"... so, all birds can move freely?"

"Absolutely."

"Will you panic when you take off, will you hit each other?"

"No, every bird is equipped with a satellite navigation system and can fly automatically."

"Well, if your answer is not a lie," the student replied confidently, "if the killed bird hangs on the tree and doesn't fall off, then there is only one left. If it falls, there will be none left. "

The teacher pushed his glasses, tried to suppress the feeling of fainting, and said in a trembling voice, "You can be a fucking programmer." ......