How do bugs talk to mantis?

One day, a mosquito and a mantis saw a woman bathing in the river by the river. Mosquito said to Mantis, "Look, I stabbed two bags in her chest ten years ago, and now they are so big." Mantis said to mosquito without hesitation, "What is this? I cut a knife between her legs ten years ago and it is still bleeding every month. "

A cold joke refers to the joke itself, which is difficult to make people laugh because of boring, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the theme, different logic, judgment or special content, or because of the tone or expression of the performer.