Who has funny sketches?

Tongtong-Tang-Tang Monk

Sheep-Sun-Sun Wukong

Dake-Pig-Zhu Bajie

Fengfeng-Sha-Sha Monk

Xiaoshan-Bai-Bai Jingjing (White Bone Essence)

Chenchen-Narration

(Narration: It is said that the four masters and disciples of Tang Monk went to the West to obtain scriptures. That day , the four masters and disciples crossed Heifeng Ridge and came to a village. The smoke was lingering here, and it seemed that there was an inn. The four of them were tired from running around and rested here for a while...)

Tang Dynasty: Ancient Road to the West Wind. Skinny horse, small bridge and flowing water, Wukong, hungry in the belly, go and make some fast food!

Sun: Master, aren’t you trying to lose weight? It cost us a lot of money to burn fat! How could...

Tang: (impatiently) You monkey head, stop talking nonsense, don't you see that my master is skin and bones? On the way to the West, there are so many demons and monsters vying to see the glory of being a master. How can I let people go home disappointed? !

(Walking around the arena on catwalk, stopping to pose)

Sun: Okay, Master. I'll go right away. When you've eaten and drank enough, don't blame me for not reminding you and reciting the tightening mantra again!

Tang: You are getting more and more annoying, go away now!

Pig: Master, don’t you want to compare your figure with Sister Furong?

Tang: How can I compare all that nonsense with you, my mother? No, the old monk is particularly charming.

Sun: Yes, Master. Bajie and Sha Seng, take care of Mr. Tang. I will be back soon.

(Sun Xia)

Tang: Why does this monkey head have so many bird songs in its mouth?

Pig: Master, he saw that I passed CET-4 and was dissatisfied, so he studied day and night to surpass me!

(After a while)

Tang: Hey, Bajie, look, there’s a beauty coming over there!

(looking into the distance) )

Pig: Master, it’s true! So beautiful!

(As if wiping saliva)

Tang: (Ashamed, soft voice)

Sin, sin... Bajie, you lost your composure again,

(Handkerchief handed over)

Hurry up and wipe the corners of your mouth... But what a pity, the skin is a little darker...

(Zhu and Sha are stunned)

(Women fluttering past)

Sha: STOP! (Vibrato) Hello girl, how old are you, what is your name, where are you from, where are you going, do you have a partner, what is in your basket, do you know this? There are a lot of monsters on this road,

Pig: It doesn’t matter, I can protect you.

Bai: This young monk is so polite. The little girl's surname is Bai and her first name is Jingjing, which is Sprite - the Jingjing that is so bright and cold. (Singing: Twinkle is adorable, Twinkle is adorable.)

(The three of them look fascinated)

Bai: I am going to Datang to take the computer level exam. Are the masters from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?

Pig: You are right! We are all eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty. I wonder which language the lady speaks?

Bai: FORTRAN, yes!

Tang: (Shoulders shaking with excitement, eyes shining)

To be honest, the examiner of FORTRAN is Xiaoseng’s second cousin. If Miss can... then Xiaoseng Can you give me a helping hand...

Sun: (circling the field)

What kind of evildoer dares to harass you. Master, don't worry. I'm coming!

(Catch the pig and high-five each other)

Who are you, why don’t you tell me your name!

Sun: Sorry. I accidentally lost my contact lens on the road and couldn't tell who was who.

Don: This monkey is becoming more and more useless. Sha Seng, lend him my glasses.

(Sha takes the glasses and puts them on Sun)

Sun: (rushes forward, pauses)

It turns out to be you - MONICA!

Bai: STIVEN! Is it really you?

(TITANIC music played, Sun Bai looked at each other, expressing emotion)

Pig: Oh, my God! Lovers!

Tang: (Wiping tears ) It’s so touching. I’ve never seen such a touching scene since I read the story of JACK and ROSE!

Sha: (passing the towel to Tang)

Master, don’t make people laugh, that’s TITANIC.

(To the audience)

Last time we passed by Dahua Cinema, he insisted on dragging us to see it. He cried so much... Oh, my master is so sentimental...

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Pig: Senior brother, is this...?

Sun: MONICA and I were classmates in college...

Bai: STIVEN was the sports committee member of the class at that time, and I was the English class representative...

Pig: Oh, I got a shock~{Everyone ignores}

Bai: He sends me home every night

Sun: He calls me every night

Sun: We always love to walk in the woods in the evening...

Bai: He always likes to tell me ghost stories to make me (shy and strong)

(三People look like they are fascinated, Sun and Bai look like they are recalling)

Pig: I know, Brother Hou also liked to sing: ONLY YOU,

CAN MAKE MY SKY BRIGHT, ONLY YOU, CAN MAKE ME...

Sun: Hum you. ． (Punch him far away)

Bai: I wonder, STIVEN, what have you been doing recently?

Sun: No matter how hard it is, we must not suffer for our children, and no matter how poor we are, we must not suffer for education. I responded to the government's call, supported the party's policies, contracted land in Huaguo Mountain, and grew fruits and vegetables, which completely covered the children's living expenses and education expenses, and I still have a monthly balance.

Sha: Since we are acquaintances, then...ah, no, Brother Monkey, you are not a human being, then Miss Bai...

Tang: (yelling, falling back) Quickly escort me , you monster...!

Sun: (Troubled) MONICA, now I am escorting Master to the West to obtain scriptures. I am thinking about my old relationship, so don’t embarrass me...

Bai: Bian water flow, Si water flow, flow Arriving at Guazhou Ancient Ferry, Wu Shan felt a little bit sad, thinking for a long time, hating for a long time, and the hatred would not stop until he returned home. The moonlight person leans against the building. It’s been five hundred years, STIVEN, do you really not miss me at all?

Sun: Time has passed and I am no longer the same person. Your old ticket can no longer board my broken ship. Why should you...

Pig: If our love lasts for a long time, how can we stay together day and night... Miss Bai, in fact, I share the same problem with you...

Sun :SHUT UP! PIG!

Tang: Wukong, this is your fault. Miss Bai is so infatuated, but you are so hard-hearted and don't understand amorous feelings. Oh my god, what a tragedy...

(Sha Seng continues to pass the towel to Tang)

Bai: STIVEN, I am not here to catch your master this time. I just want to tell you that I am here. There is one person in this world who misses you forever. Since you are devoted to Buddha and pursuing progress, I can’t stop you. I...I'm leaving.

(Take a few steps and turn back)

May you be happy.

(Leave, then look back)

Wait, won’t you keep me?

Sun: To stay~~~~~~~~~~~~~ or not to stay is a question!

Sha: Yes, we have to start from the origin of the earth.

Bai: Remember to call me if you have anything to do...

(Go, look back)

Motorola pager, send messages anytime and anywhere...

(Part 2)

(Music: Keep the sadness to yourself...the four of them are relatively speechless...)

Tang: (clasps hands) Life is precious, but love is even more valuable. If it is for Buddhist scriptures, both can be thrown away! Wukong! You have achieved great enlightenment. Amitabha...