White rabbit series with 100 thousand cold jokes

White rabbit series with 100 thousand cold jokes

Lead: Cold jokes may not make people laugh as much as jokes, but because of their homophonic and intonation, they have a different flavor and can make you happy inadvertently. Here, YJ has compiled a series of cold jokes about 100,000 white rabbits, which may make you laugh!

1 The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly met an elephant. The ant burrowed into the soil and stretched out a leg. The little white rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing? The ant whispered to it: shh? Be quiet and watch me stumble?

One day, the rabbit was writing in front of a cave when a wolf came up and asked. Rabbit, what are you writing? Rabbit replied: I am writing a paper. ? The wolf asked again:? What topic? The rabbit replied:? I am writing about how rabbits eat wolves. ? The wolf laughed and said he didn't believe it. The rabbit said, come with me. ? Then he took it into the cave and the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. Then another fox came over and asked, Rabbit, what are you writing? The rabbit replied:? I'm writing a thesis. ? The fox asked, what is the topic? The rabbit replied:? How rabbits eat foxes. ? The fox laughed after hearing this, expressing disbelief. The rabbit said, come with me. ? Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper. At this time, in the cave, a lion is sitting on a pile of bones and picking his teeth, while reading the rabbit's paper: the ability of an animal depends not on its strength, but on who is its boss behind the scenes!

In a mental hospital, one day, the dean wanted to see how three mental patients were recovering, so he put a white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the white rabbit, covering his ears and shouting? Driving? Christine shook her head; The second man turned his back on the white rabbit and patted its ass and said? Chase for me? , the dean sighed; The third crouched there, touching the white rabbit assiduously. After reading it, the dean nodded with satisfaction and only listened to him. Well, let you walk 300 meters, and I'll chase you after I wash the car! ? Dean fell and fainted?

The white rabbit and the big bear squatted under the tree and shit. Bear said to the white rabbit, although you white rabbits are good-looking, you are in trouble! You can tell when it's dirty. That's disgusting! The little white rabbit said, look at what you said! Isn't it? Bear said, yes! Bear said as he grabbed the white rabbit and wiped his ass and walked away?

The little white rabbit and the big bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a jar. An elf came out of the pot and said that he could satisfy their three wishes. The bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true. The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true. The bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again. The little white rabbit said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again. The bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches! The little white rabbit got on the bike and said as he ran, turn this bear into a homosexual?

Three white rabbits picked a mushroom. The two big ones let the small one get some wild vegetables to eat together, and the small one said, I won't go! You ate my mushrooms when I left? Two big ones: no, don't worry. So the little white rabbit went ~ ~ ~ Half a year passed and the little white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The older one said that he would not come back. Can we eat now? Another big one said, wait a little longer ~ ~ ~ A year has passed, and the little white rabbit hasn't come back yet? Two major discussions: don't wait, shall we eat? Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms?

A rabbit molested a wolf (the rabbit was very strong) and ran away. The wolf chased him angrily. Seeing that the wolf was about to catch up, the rabbit sat down under a tree, put on sunglasses, read the newspaper and pretended that nothing had happened. At this time, the wolf came and saw the rabbit sitting under the tree. He asked, "Did you see a rabbit running past?" The rabbit replied, "Did the rabbit tease the wolf?" The wolf shouted, "No way! It's in the newspaper so soon! ! ! "

One day, a little white rabbit came to a shop and asked the boss, boss, do you have any carrots? The boss shook his head. No? Did the little white rabbit listen? Whoosh, it really ran away. The next day, the little white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, Boss, do you have any carrots? The boss shook his head angrily. No? Did the little white rabbit listen? Whoosh, it really ran away. On the third day, the white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, Boss, do you have any carrots? The boss shouted angrily: no, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! ? Did the little white rabbit listen? Whoosh, it really ran away. The fourth day, the little white rabbit came to this shop again and asked timidly. Boss, do you have pliers? The boss said: No? The white rabbit then asked:? Do you have any carrots? I don't know how many days later, a little black rabbit came to this shop and asked the boss, boss, do you have any carrots? The boss shook his head angrily. No? Did the little black rabbit listen? Whoosh, it really ran away. The next day, the little black rabbit came to the shop again and asked, Boss, do you have any carrots? The boss is very angry: no, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! ? Did the little black rabbit listen? Whoosh, it really ran away. On the third day, the little black rabbit came to this shop again and asked timidly, boss, do you have pliers? The boss said angrily: No? The little black rabbit then asked, Do you have any carrots? The boss got angry, grabbed the little black rabbit, took out a small hammer and knocked out the little black rabbit's teeth. The fourth day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked vaguely, boss, do you have carrot juice?

Giraffe said, "Little Rabbit, I hope you know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what I eat, I will slowly pass through my long neck, and that kind of delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. " The rabbit looked at him without expression. "Also, in summer, rabbits, cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is delicious. What a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine? " The rabbit said slowly, "Have you ever vomited?"

10 One day, a kangaroo was driving on a country road, and suddenly he saw a white rabbit in the middle of the road, with his ears and body almost lying on the ground, as if listening to something ... So ... the kangaroo stopped and asked curiously, White rabbit, can you tell me what you are listening to? A big truck passed by here half an hour ago ... Wow ... Amazing! .. how do you know? .. damn it! That's how my neck and legs were broken ...?

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