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King of Glory Internet Name Couple You have an old person in your heart
01_(Suddenly this summerづ)==(Ended this winterづ)
02_(Nine-tailed fox in Nancheng)==(Nine-lived cat in North Alley)
03_(Best Audience)==(Best Supporting Actor)
04_(Long time no see)==(Long time no healing)
05_(If you leave丶)== (Slap away)
06_(Aloof academic master)==(Funny scumbag)
07_(Sir, don’t be cool, I have a husband)==(Miss Don't buy it, I have a wife)
08_(You ??have an old person in your heart)==(But I only want you)
09_(Look at the window, there is a dog)== (That’s the teacher’s head)
10_(奥奥楥说爱伱)==(张奥说说hatey ?)
11_(﹏bad guy╮)== (﹏Good person╮)
12_(Domineering, what you don’t understand)==(Reserved, what you don’t understand)
13_(The flowers will fall apart from each other)==( Flowers bloom like cherishing each other)
14_(You ??are trapped in a cocoon.)==(You are responsible for it,)
15_(If you can’t think about it, don’t want it)==(If you can’t get it, don’t want it)
18_(Long hair reaching the waist is Sadako)==(Short hair reaching the ears is a ball)
19_(There is a kind of fear called the beginning of school)==(There is a kind of disgust called homework)
20_(莪;奥;在;潇; scatter;)==(襎;奥;在;风;光;)
21_(〆茈人,心得有愿╮ )==(( 〆興籹子,心得図╮)
22_(Fucking and teasing)==(Eggs are stupid)
23_(General Pai Taixing) ==(SpongeBob Warriors)
24_(Tomato, you are a potato)==(Potato, you are a tomato)
25_(Wait for the wind to come)==(The wind is coming)
26_(There are thousands of songs in the world)==(There is no Wong Ka-Kui in the world)
27_(Gentle female killer)==(Sniping up men by flirting with girls)
28_(Quiet time)==(Mutual peace)
29_(Gentle rough man)==(Domineering little wife)
30_(Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet)= =(The farmer’s three punches hurt a little)
31_(Half crazy)==(Half crazy)
32_(Bite me if you can)==(Sorry, I don’t eat pork )
33_(My beloved concubine accepts the decree)==(My concubine is not free)
34_()
35_(If you can leave, don’t get close)== (If you get bored, don’t talk about love)
36_(You ??are good at contraception)==(You are good at warding off evil spirits)
37_(When will a boy sleep in an old alley)==(Girl Where to bury the old place)
38_(Mint cools the heart)==(Lemon sours the heart)
39_(プA soft heart is a disease. *)==(プ Affection is destiny.
*)
40_(Warmth and confusion of people’s hearts〆)==(Charming and confusion of people’s hearts〆)
41_(Don’t touch me’s women)==(Don’t touch my’s men) move oc)
42_(It’s windy outside)==(Follow me home)
43_(Come on and beat the monster, funny boy)==(My wife can’t beat her if she runs fast)
44_(The sky will not fall, I will not leave)==(The earth will not sink, I will not give up)
45_(╰─The dignified eldest lady of the Tang family)==(Guoguo Tang family Brother-in-law──╯)
46_(Everyone who likes me is sick)==(No wonder I have been ill for a long time)
47_(Warm feeling of alienation)==(righteousness People who never return to their old ways)
48_(Thought you didn’t understand,)==(Actually, I understand everything.)
49_(You ??are quite capable of making trouble)==(You are used to it Ah)
50_(Geeky girlfriend!)==(Funny than boyfriend!)
51_(Long-lasting△)==(Absurdly long-lasting▲)
52_(What a cute and weird girl!)==(What a cute and funny girl!)
53_(Talking about love is too hot for your mouth℃)==(Talk about love is too hurtful℃)
54_(I love puppies,)==(woof, woof, woof,)
55_(Seven-year itch!!\Seven-second memory!!)
56_(My lover’s surname is Sun.)==(But I’m not sad.)
57_(Raise your head and kiss your face)==(Lower your head and bite your lips)
58_(Don’t be funny when you are cool)==(Don’t laugh when you are young)
59_(Wish to win the heart of one person)==(Save for old blind dates)
60_(Infatuated Ma Zi)=
63_(You ??are my overwhelming pride)==(You are the pride of my smiling face)
64_(You ??become a good boy as soon as you put on the school uniform)==(You become a good boy as soon as you enter the bar. Go bad)
65_(Come on, funny boy, and fight the monster.)==(My wife can’t beat her if she runs away.
)
66_(How silly and cute)==(How silly and cute)
67_(Gift a green plum)==(Send a love letter)
68_(Funny, come and fight the monster)==(My wife, run away, I can’t beat it)
69_(Because of love? So hate)==(Because of hate? So I love you more)
70_(When I first met you)==(With you now)
71_(A moment of warmthˊ)==(A moment of coolnessˊ)
72_(Only his life)==(Only her life)
73_(You ??are quite capable of making trouble)==(You are not used to it)
74_( Looking back, a rainy season in Paris) == (turning around, a winter snow in New York)
75_ (I am responsible for earning money to support the family) == (I am responsible for being as beautiful as a flower)
76_ (Beixiang Gardenia Wine)==(Nanjie Apricot Tea)
77_(You ??are so tall, I’m afraid I can’t reach you)==(Don’t cry, I will bend down)
78_(Seven lives of marriage)==(Seven lives of cause and effect)
79_(Life is like autumn water╰)==(Death is like Yangyang╰)
80_(The farthest distance)==(nearest heartbeat)
81_(Afraid to say goodbye)==(Afraid to say separation)
82_(Next stop, I love you)==( Next stop, you love me)
83_(loneliness, no tears)==(happiness, no smile)
84_(donut┄)==(salt banana ┄ )
85_(, Calm brother)==(, Reserved sister)
86_(∽ Man, what are you jealous of)==(∽ Neodymium, what on earth are you doing? What’s crazy?)
87_(Children who mature early cannot afford the pain)==(Children who fall in love early cannot afford the pain)
88_(Injury, you gave it)==(Injury , you rewarded it)
89_(Only tenderness╮)==(Only persistence╮)
90_(Emotional☉Nothing)==(EmotionalィKesikan)
91_(〆Insolent noise)==(〆Bright smile)
92_(Really care about youヾ)==(I really miss you)ヾ)
93_(〆茈人,心有愿╮)==(| 〆茈籹子,心有爱╮)
94_(, 伟之爱)= =(, unforgettable)
95_(Warm pupils refract warmth like fire | Cold eyes transmit tenderness like water)
96_(street╄?boy)==(street ╄?girl)
97_(A deep smile, dark black)==(A light smile, dark white)
98_(Wish to win someone’s heart is a fairy tale)==(White The head is not separated is a joke)
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