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King of Glory Internet Name Couple You have an old person in your heart

01_(Suddenly this summerづ)==(Ended this winterづ)

02_(Nine-tailed fox in Nancheng)==(Nine-lived cat in North Alley)

03_(Best Audience)==(Best Supporting Actor)

04_(Long time no see)==(Long time no healing)

05_(If you leave丶)== (Slap away)

06_(Aloof academic master)==(Funny scumbag)

07_(Sir, don’t be cool, I have a husband)==(Miss Don't buy it, I have a wife)

08_(You ??have an old person in your heart)==(But I only want you)

09_(Look at the window, there is a dog)== (That’s the teacher’s head)

10_(奥奥楥说爱伱)==(张奥说说hatey ?)

11_(﹏bad guy╮)== (﹏Good person╮)

12_(Domineering, what you don’t understand)==(Reserved, what you don’t understand)

13_(The flowers will fall apart from each other)==( Flowers bloom like cherishing each other)

14_(You ??are trapped in a cocoon.)==(You are responsible for it,)

15_(If you can’t think about it, don’t want it)==(If you can’t get it, don’t want it)

18_(Long hair reaching the waist is Sadako)==(Short hair reaching the ears is a ball)

19_(There is a kind of fear called the beginning of school)==(There is a kind of disgust called homework)

20_(莪;奥;在;潇; scatter;)==(襎;奥;在;风;光;)

21_(〆茈人,心得有愿╮ )==(( 〆興籹子,心得図╮)

22_(Fucking and teasing)==(Eggs are stupid)

23_(General Pai Taixing) ==(SpongeBob Warriors)

24_(Tomato, you are a potato)==(Potato, you are a tomato)

25_(Wait for the wind to come)==(The wind is coming)

26_(There are thousands of songs in the world)==(There is no Wong Ka-Kui in the world)

27_(Gentle female killer)==(Sniping up men by flirting with girls)

28_(Quiet time)==(Mutual peace)

29_(Gentle rough man)==(Domineering little wife)

30_(Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet)= =(The farmer’s three punches hurt a little)

31_(Half crazy)==(Half crazy)

32_(Bite me if you can)==(Sorry, I don’t eat pork )

33_(My beloved concubine accepts the decree)==(My concubine is not free)

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35_(If you can leave, don’t get close)== (If you get bored, don’t talk about love)

36_(You ??are good at contraception)==(You are good at warding off evil spirits)

37_(When will a boy sleep in an old alley)==(Girl Where to bury the old place)

38_(Mint cools the heart)==(Lemon sours the heart)

39_(プA soft heart is a disease. *)==(プ Affection is destiny.

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40_(Warmth and confusion of people’s hearts〆)==(Charming and confusion of people’s hearts〆)

41_(Don’t touch me’s women)==(Don’t touch my’s men) move oc)

42_(It’s windy outside)==(Follow me home)

43_(Come on and beat the monster, funny boy)==(My wife can’t beat her if she runs fast)

44_(The sky will not fall, I will not leave)==(The earth will not sink, I will not give up)

45_(╰─The dignified eldest lady of the Tang family)==(Guoguo Tang family Brother-in-law──╯)

46_(Everyone who likes me is sick)==(No wonder I have been ill for a long time)

47_(Warm feeling of alienation)==(righteousness People who never return to their old ways)

48_(Thought you didn’t understand,)==(Actually, I understand everything.)

49_(You ??are quite capable of making trouble)==(You are used to it Ah)

50_(Geeky girlfriend!)==(Funny than boyfriend!)

51_(Long-lasting△)==(Absurdly long-lasting▲)

52_(What a cute and weird girl!)==(What a cute and funny girl!)

53_(Talking about love is too hot for your mouth℃)==(Talk about love is too hurtful℃)

54_(I love puppies,)==(woof, woof, woof,)

55_(Seven-year itch!!\Seven-second memory!!)

56_(My lover’s surname is Sun.)==(But I’m not sad.)

57_(Raise your head and kiss your face)==(Lower your head and bite your lips)

58_(Don’t be funny when you are cool)==(Don’t laugh when you are young)

59_(Wish to win the heart of one person)==(Save for old blind dates)

60_(Infatuated Ma Zi)=

63_(You ??are my overwhelming pride)==(You are the pride of my smiling face)

64_(You ??become a good boy as soon as you put on the school uniform)==(You become a good boy as soon as you enter the bar. Go bad)

65_(Come on, funny boy, and fight the monster.)==(My wife can’t beat her if she runs away.

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66_(How silly and cute)==(How silly and cute)

67_(Gift a green plum)==(Send a love letter)

68_(Funny, come and fight the monster)==(My wife, run away, I can’t beat it)

69_(Because of love? So hate)==(Because of hate? So I love you more)

70_(When I first met you)==(With you now)

71_(A moment of warmthˊ)==(A moment of coolnessˊ)

72_(Only his life)==(Only her life)

73_(You ??are quite capable of making trouble)==(You are not used to it)

74_( Looking back, a rainy season in Paris) == (turning around, a winter snow in New York)

75_ (I am responsible for earning money to support the family) == (I am responsible for being as beautiful as a flower)

76_ (Beixiang Gardenia Wine)==(Nanjie Apricot Tea)

77_(You ??are so tall, I’m afraid I can’t reach you)==(Don’t cry, I will bend down)

78_(Seven lives of marriage)==(Seven lives of cause and effect)

79_(Life is like autumn water╰)==(Death is like Yangyang╰)

80_(The farthest distance)==(nearest heartbeat)

81_(Afraid to say goodbye)==(Afraid to say separation)

82_(Next stop, I love you)==( Next stop, you love me)

83_(loneliness, no tears)==(happiness, no smile)

84_(donut┄)==(salt banana ┄ )

85_(, Calm brother)==(, Reserved sister)

86_(∽ Man, what are you jealous of)==(∽ Neodymium, what on earth are you doing? What’s crazy?)

87_(Children who mature early cannot afford the pain)==(Children who fall in love early cannot afford the pain)

88_(Injury, you gave it)==(Injury , you rewarded it)

89_(Only tenderness╮)==(Only persistence╮)

90_(Emotional☉Nothing)==(EmotionalィKesikan)

91_(〆Insolent noise)==(〆Bright smile)

92_(Really care about youヾ)==(I really miss you)ヾ)

93_(〆茈人,心有愿╮)==(| 〆茈籹子,心有爱╮)

94_(, 伟之爱)= =(, unforgettable)

95_(Warm pupils refract warmth like fire | Cold eyes transmit tenderness like water)

96_(street╄?boy)==(street ╄?girl)

97_(A deep smile, dark black)==(A light smile, dark white)

98_(Wish to win someone’s heart is a fairy tale)==(White The head is not separated is a joke)

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