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Next to the first floor, this car is about 28 years old and its length is about 1.65 meters. The car is in good condition, with good interior and dark exhaust. The phenomenon of burning engine oil is serious, and the engine is at its peak, but the cylinder is seriously pulled. After 30 minutes, the discharged water is directly sprayed into the cylinder. Beginners are not advised to start, and old drivers can only play for the first time. Because of the high frequency of use and great wear, it is recommended to change the piston to a larger size, lengthen and thicken it, otherwise the fuel consumption will be high and the power will not be felt. The filter element will not be replaced in time, resulting in poor ventilation and odor. Don't touch it easily, otherwise it will be a lifelong regret. According to my 20-year driving experience, the two headlights are not drooping, and the engine noise is too loud after hitting, and the gap between the cylinder and piston is too large, and the whole body is scratched. Summary: accident car! Be careful!
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