Who can tell me some funny jokes?

I'm going to date a beautiful mm I haven't seen for a long time in the afternoon, and I'm very excited. Go to wash and go to the toilet as soon as you get up from lunch break. You are in a hurry! I just came out of the toilet and met my roommate. I want to ask if there is any gum in my eyes. As a result, my brain asked, "Is there shit in my mouth?" The roommate was shocked and looked at the toilet. He looked at me. He stepped back and ran away ... My brother was very untidy. Don't run. Let me explain ... everyone laughs at Xiao Zhang's face like an ass. Xiao Zhang didn't believe it, so he went to the wellhead to take pictures. As a result, the well broke down. Xiao Zhang explored the well. At this time, the underground worker shouted: "Boy, do you want it?"