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With a loud roar, he jumped towards the next sentence
With a loud roar, he rushed towards the Han army with a leaping horse and a spear.
The full text is as follows:
Wu Song went home to visit his brother and passed by Jingyanggang on the way. I drank a lot of wine at the Gangxia Hotel and staggered towards the Gangshang. Not much happened, but I saw a writing on a tree: "The big insect in Jingyanggang has recently hurt people, but there are merchants passing through the hillock, so they should cross the hillock in groups, so don't make any mistakes." Wu Song believed that this was written by the restaurant. The one who came to scare people so that passers-by could stay in his shop ignored it and moved on.
When the sun was about to set, Wu Song came to a dilapidated temple and saw a government notice posted on the temple door. After Wu Song read it, he learned that there was a real tiger on the mountain. When he went back to stay in the hotel, he was afraid that the store would make fun of him. And moved on. Due to the effect of alcohol, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he heard a strong wind howling and a beautiful tiger rushed towards Wu Song. Wu Song hurriedly dodged and hid behind the tiger.
The tiger jumped, and Wu Song dodged again. The tiger got anxious, roared, and hit Wu Song with its tail. Wu Song jumped away in a hurry, and when the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and used all his strength to hit the tiger's head. Just a "click" sound was heard, and the whistle stick hit the branch. The tiger's bestiality flourishes.
He rushed at Wu Song again. Wu Song threw away half of the stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin of the tiger's head with his left hand and hit the tiger's head with his right hand. Soon, the tiger's eyes and mouth were shot. His nose and ears were bleeding everywhere, and he lay on the ground unable to move. Wu Song was afraid that the tiger would pretend to be dead, so he raised his half-whistle stick and beat him for a while. When he saw that the tiger was really out of breath, he stopped.
As follows:
Xiang Yu climbed onto Wu Zui, like a wounded tiger, and broke out with the last eight hundred soldiers. After daybreak, the Han army discovered that it was Xiang Yu who broke through the encirclement and fled south the night before. Han Xin urgently ordered General Guan Ying to lead 5,000 cavalry to pursue Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu rushed all the way and had crossed the Huaihe River. There were no more than a hundred people following him.
They came to Huainan Yinling. There were two forked roads in front of them. They didn't know where to go. They asked the farmer on the roadside for directions. The farmer looked at the military commander in front of him. He looked embarrassed and had a fierce look in his eyes. He pointed with his hand. : "Just go to the left." Little did he know that there was a swamp on the left. By the time Xiang Yu's troops struggled out of the swamp, their pursuers had arrived.
At this moment, Xiang Yu only had 28 soldiers. Seeing 5,000 men and horses chasing him, Xiang Yu knew that he could not escape. He still said to his subordinates without fear: "It has been eight years since I raised the army. , fought more than seventy battles, large and small, and won every attack, and never failed.
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