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"When I lose weight, I must be sexy and let the world be fascinated by me." What brave words have you said to yourself?

When most of us were young, we always looked forward to a bright future, and always said something irrelevant and made a series of brave words. Among them, there is a compulsory question that every one of us meets: "What is your ideal?" Some people say that when the police; Some want to be doctors; Some say they want to be scientists; Some say they want to be painters; Others say they want to be musicians. At that time, our eyes were very firm. It seems that everything has been realized at the moment when the rhetoric is spoken.

At the reunion some time ago, the boy who wanted to be a policeman is now a doctor, with a chubby figure and exquisite gold-rimmed glasses. The girl who wanted to be a musician in those days is now a stay-at-home mother, caring for her husband and educating her children at home. The deskmate who wants to be a painter is now a civil servant with a bright future. I wanted to be a scientist, but now I have accomplished nothing.

Today, I am fat. In order to keep up with the aesthetics of this era, I have made rhetoric more than once. "Every New Year's day fat ten jins, no, I'll reduce after the New Year. March is coming, so you have to cut back to get ready for the meat. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May and you must lose weight. Don't lose ten pounds, don't change your head. ""I want to thin into a bolt of lightning, bright blind your dog's eyes. I want to be sexy when I lose weight, so that the world will be fascinated by me. When I say these brave words, my heart is also full of blood.

Haruki Murakami, in the book "What do I talk about when I talk about running". I once wrote: Young Mick Jagger is full of grandiloquence: "If I am still singing" Satisfaction "at the age of 45, I might as well die. "But now that he is over sixty, he still continues to sing" Satisfaction "there. Some people may laugh at him, but I can't laugh. How can we imagine what will happen in our future when we are young? We must be full of beautiful expectations for the future when we spit out those brave words.