What jokes have you made because of a slip of the tongue?

This is my friend's slip of the tongue. Two days ago, he invited me to dinner. The first time he saw me, he said, "You trimmed your eyebrows." I didn't catch it. I asked him three times. I kicked him because I heard, "Your breasts are gone." Later, he stopped being angry and suddenly felt that a boy with a good temper was really warm.