Classic sentences about funny.

1: Loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

3. The child in the back seat will have an accident, and the child will be born in the back seat.

4: I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

6: Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

7: If you have not been loved by others, you will cherish those who love you in the future.

8: Hard work will never kill you! But I won't prove it with myself.

9. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.

10: Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

1 1: Love is like ice cream. Avoid it anyway, it will eventually melt.

12: Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

13: when you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

14: Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

15: Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

16: Work is interesting! Especially watching others work.

17: The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

18: Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

19: The Internet is like a prison. I stole a wallet and knew everything when I went out.

I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.

There are funny classic sentences about non-mainstream

1: Wait for my comeback.

2. Let the house price rise more violently!

3. Who can be as loyal to double feelings as RMB?

4. Or: Take other people's road and leave others with no way out.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am in front of you!

6: When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

7: My handsome must have hurt me!

8: Life is her person, and death is her mascot.

9: I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

10: It is not necessarily a kind of stupidity, but also a kind of wisdom and even tolerance.

1 1: Once in a while, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.

You are really a beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

13: romance without money, I can hold your hand and walk on the beach covered with white sand;

14: Write whatever you write, that is, will you believe it? What? You really believe it, how so naive!

15: Beijing's congestion has brought trouble to the capital.

16: My heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

17: Live well, because we will die for a long time.

18: If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

19: Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

2 1: What's the use of being handsome! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

There are classic aesthetic sentences about funny.

1: People who run around brothels are not old, just taking iodized salt.

2: Oh my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

3: I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! But I just don't tolerate money. Yes!

4. I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

5: I'm not RMB. Why does everyone like me?

6: I really want to call your grandfather in person: Dad!

7: Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

8: The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still dismissed me.

9: When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

10: no money, hate the vulgarity of women; Rich, I hope women are tacky!

1 1: No one loves you, then I must be dead.

12: If God gives me another chance, I will tell that girl! I have salt now!

13: If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince!

14: born, easy to live, easy to live, not easy.

15: I have never degenerated into an excellent college student, relying on excellent quality.

16: The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest.

17: It's not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas can burn incense.

18: Those who have tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but Yue Fei is willing.

19: It's not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but Li Ning.

20: Nobody accepts when I am drunk. I hold the wall.

2 1: Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

22: It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda.

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

24: Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, and stealing many people's ideas is research.

25: Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

2020 funny classic sentences and funny sentences

Don't look back, I only love your back.

Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

Format yourself just to delete you.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest waste in human history.

Damn, I've never seen anything so archaeological. Can be used as a world heritage.

If Lao Zi doesn't eat your condom now, you can play with others.

The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

The intelligence test is to see how stupid you really are.

Life is about being born and living.

Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you.

Even without distance, love is a long-distance race.

The man in the dream wakes up and walks up to him.

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard and all you get is a fart.

If eating more fish can make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will still succeed.

I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

My greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as camera, microphone, and myself.

If you have not been loved by others, you will cherish those who love you in the future.