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Meng Xin said he wanted to ask, what famous sayings did Darjeeling quote?
2."ィギリスはとではをばなぃ"
The British do whatever it takes to love and war.
3. ӡメリカがしたそぅよ, My Motherland がにはなんで. って。 」
The president of the United States proudly said that our country has everything. So the foreign reporter asked. What about the hotline to hell? (Soviet joke: Nixon was attracted by a newly opened telephone line to hell during his visit to the Soviet Union. So he picked up the phone, dialed the number of hell and had a brief talk with the devil. The phone call cost him 27 cents. After returning home, he found that the United States also opened this line. So he made another call to hell and received a phone bill of 12000. He was very surprised at this.
"What's going on? I only spent 27 cents making this call in the Soviet Union. "
"That's right, Mr. President." The operator said, "In their place, this number is local." )
4. "サンドィッチはね, パンよりものきゅ" I don't. 」
Sandwich, the cucumber in the middle is better than toast.
5. "プラダのはしんでるのよこのををを"
The captain of Truth High School enjoys this situation. What she loves most is squeezing her self-esteem.
6. "Four-legged horse, horse, horse, horse, horse". 」
A four-legged horse sometimes falls.
7. Defend "Love", "Love"
In love and war, everything is reasonable.
8. "The earthen altar is not a place to cut; It is a brave place; It is a brave place; It is a brave place; This is a brave place. Calm down, calculate, stand up, rest, body and mind. 」
What makes us leap over the desperate situation is not bravery, but the spirit of selfless dedication after calm calculation.
9. "Private" はぃつもってをするのはけることの.
I always avoid making predictions in advance. This is because it is wiser to predict what has happened.
10, "Yongがければのてのは" means "Yongがななぃ". "
When a person loses courage, it means losing all other qualifications.
There are "1 1" and "great man". He was born a great man. Work hard, great man, great man. Great people, strong people, strong people. 」
There are three great people: born great, made great through hard work, and forced to become great.
12, no enemies, no friends, no friends.
He who never makes enemies will never find friends.
13, "Learn to be kind, learn to be kind, and learn to be a man." 」
Learning makes people better and bad people worse.
14, "Courage, action, victory." 」
Brave action does not require victory.
15, "🐹をことをとととぅはなぃ". "
Don't be ashamed of your tears.
16, "The world is white, creative, self-divided, self-divided." 」
The author of the funniest joke in the world was killed by his own joke, but his manuscript was translated into German as a weapon against Germany.
17, "Divide yourself into the most virtuous, virtuous, considerate, humane and general red deer." 」
Most people who think they are the cleverest are big fools.
18, "Happy", "Smart", "Cheating", "State" and "Forever"
Happiness is living in a constant scam for ten thousand years.
19, "Do your best today." . 」
Do your best today.
20. "finally, everything is fine." 」
A good result means that everything is fine.
2 1, "tea pillar", "enemy" and "visitor" now. 」
The tea stalks stand upright, and the guests will come to visit.
22. Autumn Day ののヴィォロンのためぃきのひたぶゆ
The sigh of the violin in autumn immersed my heart in deep sadness. I want to have a drink with you in the north. (Song of Autumn)
23. "Success is not as bold as the casino. 」
Success is a fearless son.
24. "Those who are lucky float, while those who are unfavorable bear." . 」
Fate is always capricious, and the loser may not lose.
25."みほさんって".ムぃはのにぁるのよ in the last five minutes. 」
Come on, Miho, victory is in the last five minutes.
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