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A Dream of Red Mansions describes the plot that Granny Liu made everyone laugh.
They talked and laughed and came to the Qin Fang Pavilion. The maids brought a large brocade mattress and spread it on the couch on the railing. The old lady leaned against the pillar, sat granny Liu beside her and asked him, "Is this garden good?" Granny Liu recited the Buddha and said, "We rural people will come to the city to buy painting stickers when the next year comes. When they are free, everyone says they will go to see the paintings. Thought the painting was just a fake, so there was this real place. Who knows that I visited this garden today, which is ten times better than that painting. How can anyone draw a picture based on this garden? I took it home to show them. Hearing this, Granny Liu ran over happily, pulling Xichun and saying, "My girl, you are so old, you look so good, and you are still capable. You must be a fairy girl. "
After a short rest, Grandma Liu naturally showed her all the knowledge. First, she went to Xiaoxiang Pavilion. On entering the door, she saw bamboo forests on both sides, moss under the ground and a gravel road in the middle. When Mr. Liu heard this, he gave it to Mrs. Jia. What about himself? Take the land. Amber pulled him and said, "Grandma, if you come up and walk, the moss will slip carefully." Granny Liu said, "It's irrelevant. Let's go when we are familiar with it. It's a pity that your embroidered shoes are not dirty. " He only cares about talking to people at the top, not about preventing the consequences at the bottom? Slipped with a bang. Everyone clapped their hands and laughed. Grandmother Jia criticized: "Little hoof, don't answer it, just stand and laugh." As she spoke, Granny Liu herself stood up and smiled and said, "You just hit your mouth." Grandmother Jia asked him, "Did you twist your waist?" Tell the maid to hit me. Granny Liu said, "I'm so delicate there. If I hadn't fallen twice that day, I would have beaten myself up. Zi Juan hung up the curtain of the Xiang army early, and the old lady came in and sat down. "。 Lin Daiyu personally presented a bowl of tea to Grandmother Jia with a small tea tray. Mrs. Wang said, "We don't have to eat tea, and the girl doesn't have to fall." Hearing this, Lin Daiyu ordered. Please sit down, Mrs. Wang. Grandma Liu said, "This must be that buddy's study. Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "This is my granddaughter's home." . Mrs. Liu took a close look at Daiyu and said with a smile, "This is the young lady's embroidery room, which is even better than that study." . The maids replied, "I gained weight in the pool." "Who's put on weight again?" asked Grandmother Jia. "。 "Li Wan quickly replied," I just opened a small building to get some, so I was afraid that the old lady would be happy, so I made preparations. Grandmother Jia was about to speak when someone answered, "Aunt is here. "。 The old lady and others just stood up and saw Aunt Xue come in early. They sat down and said with a smile, "The old lady is happy today, and she will come sooner or later. "。 The old lady smiled: "I'm late." "
After chatting and laughing for a while, Grandmother Jia saw that the yarn on the window was old, so she said to Mrs. Wang, "This yarn looks good after being burnt. It's not green after that. There are no peach trees and apricot trees in this yard. This bamboo is green. This green gauze paste is not suitable for use. I remember that we have four or five kinds of gauze to put on the window first and change it for him on this window tomorrow. " Feng quickly said, "Yesterday. There are various patterns of broken branches, flowing clouds, and patterns worn by hundreds of butterflies. Bright colors, light and soft yarns. I have never seen such a thing. I took two horses and made two quilts. I think it must be good. " Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "Bah, everyone says you haven't seen it, and you won't even know this yarn tomorrow." How dare you compare with the old lady? Why didn't the old lady teach him? Let's listen. Xi-feng also smiled and said, "Good ancestor, teach me." . Grandmother Jia smiled and said to Aunt Xue, "This yarn is bigger than yours. "。 No wonder he thought it was cicada yarn, but it was a bit like it. I don't know, but all this is regarded as cicada yarn. The real name is' Soft Smoke Luo'. I have never heard of this name. Jia Mu smiled and said, "How long can you live?" ? When you see something that has no room, say it. That soft cigarette has only four colors: like rain after a calm, like Qiu Xiangse, like pine green, like silver red. If you make a curtain and paste the window drawer, it will look like smoke from a distance. So it's called' soft smoke'. Silver-red yarn is also called "Xia Ying yarn". Now the official yarn used in the world is not so soft, so thick, so light and so dense. "Aunt Xue said with a smile," Don't say I haven't seen Miss Feng, even I haven't heard of it. " As Xi 'an said, she had someone bring one early. The old lady said, "No! At first, it was just a window drawer. Later, we used it as a curtain, but it was good to try it. Tomorrow, we will find some horses and put up windows for him with silver-red ones. " Xi- feng promised. Everyone praised it. Grandma Liu can't even look at it. She said, "We can't make clothes even if we want to. Isn't it a pity to stick the window? " The old lady said, "It's not nice to make clothes." Xifeng quickly pulled out a red cotton-padded jacket and said to Aunt Xue, "Look at my clothes." Aunt Xue said, "Not bad. It is made from the inside, but it is not as good as this. " Feng said, "This film is still useful." I'm afraid there are green ones. If I take them out sometimes, I will give them to Liu's family, make a curtain for me to hang, and add linings to the rest to make some vests for the girls to wear. "And feng quickly agreed, but still bad. Grandmother Jia stood up and said with a smile, "This room is narrow. Let's go somewhere else. Grandma Liu said, "Everyone says that everyone lives in a big room." . "Later, I remembered that I must have put away the things in the open-top cabinet. I have to leave the ladder, so how can I get up? Now I see this small room, which is neater than the big room. I want to see everything in the room, and I don't know its name. The more I look at it, the more reluctant I am to leave here. " Feng said, "There are still good things. I'll show you." She left the Xiaoxiang Pavilion all the way.
Far away, I saw a group of people propping themselves up in the pool. "Since they are getting off the boat, let's sit down," said Jia Mu. As she spoke, she walked to Zi Ling Liaolian area. Before reaching the swimming pool, I saw several women coming with colorful silk and gold boxes in their hands. Xifeng asked Mrs. Wang where the breakfast was. We took a nap here. "Hearing this, Xi-feng turned and took Tanchun, Li Wan, Yuanyang and Amber to take a shortcut to Qiushuangzhai and set up a console table in Xiaocui Hall." Every day, I say that the gentlemen outside have a "husband" who eats and drinks, making fun of him. We also had a girl today. He also smiled and said, "Let's make fun of him today." So the two of them discussed it. Li Wan said with a smile, "You don't do anything good. You're not a child and you're so naughty. The old lady said cautiously that Yuanyang smiled and said, "It's none of your business. I'm here." Just then, I saw the old lady and others coming, so I just sat down. First, they took the maid. People, according to the seat. Jia said to him, "Bring that little nanmu table and let the Liu family sit next to me." Hearing this, everyone quickly lifted it up. Xi-feng winked at Yuanyang, and Yuanyang took Granny Liu out and quietly told Granny Liu, "It's a rule in our family. If you make a mistake, laugh." Mediation is over, and then. Xiangyun, Daiyu and Baochai have a table. Mrs. Wang and Yingchun sisters have a table, and Granny Liu has a table next to Grandmother Jia. When grandmother Jia eats, there are always little maids around her, holding washbasins and towels. Yuanyang is not bad now. Today, Yuanyang brushes her tail. The maids knew he wanted it. "Don't forget," Granny Liu said quietly. "Don't worry, girl." Then grandma Liu sat down, picked up chopsticks, and put down her hand without heavy emphasis. It turns out that Xifeng and Yuanyang agreed to give the old man a pair of chopsticks inlaid with ivory and gold. Granny Liu saw it and said, "This fork climber is heavier than my shovel.
I saw a daughter-in-law standing there with a box, and a maid came up and opened the lid, which contained two bowls of vegetables. Li Wan took a bowl and put it on Granny Liu's desk. Xi-feng picked a bowl of pigeon eggs and put it on Mrs. Liu's desk. Grandma Liu stood up and said loudly, "Lao Liu, Lao Liu, you eat like an ox, and you don't even look up when you eat an old sow." Laughing up and down. Shi Xiangyun couldn't hold on, and a mouthful of rice gushed out. Lin Daiyu fell on the table with a smile. Alas, Baoyu rolled into the old lady's arms. The old lady smiled and hugged Baoyu, calling him a "sweetheart". Mrs. Wang smiled and pointed to Xi 'an, but could not speak. Aunt Xue can't hold on any longer. The tea in his mouth was sprayed on Tanchun's skirt. Pulling his wet nurse to rub his intestines, everyone in the underground bent down, some hid out and squatted and laughed, and some endured laughter to change clothes for their sister. Only Xifeng and Yuanyang supported her, but Granny Liu picked up chopsticks. She didn't listen and said, "The chickens here are also handsome, and the eggs they laid are small and strange." Amber gave a heavy pat in the back. Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "This must be Xifeng's business. Don't believe what he says. " Grandma Liu praised the small eggs and asked for one. Xi-feng said with a smile, "One or two taels of silver. Try it quickly, it won't taste good when it is cold. " Grandma Liu stretched out her chopsticks to clip them. There. People in the underground have already discovered it. Grandma Liu sighed, "One or two pieces of silver disappeared without hearing the noise." Everyone was in no mood to eat, and everyone looked at him and smiled. Jia added, "Now that you've taken out the chopsticks, you won't invite guests to dinner. It's all ordered by Feng Yatou, and it hasn't been changed yet. " People in the underground didn't prepare this dental chopsticks, originally. Similarly, I wore a pair of ebony inlaid with silver. Granny Liu said, "Gold and silver are not as good as our hands." "If the food is poisonous," said Xi-feng, "we'll try to take out the silver when we go down the mountain." Grandma Liu said, "If this food is poisonous, our food will turn into arsenic. Even if it is toxic, we will eat it all. "
After eating for a while, Grandmother Jia and others all went to Tanchun's bedroom to gossip. Here, the leftover table was cleared and another table was put. Granny Liu watched Li Wan and Xifeng sitting opposite each other eating and sighed, "Nothing else, I only love your family." She said strangely,' Be polite.' Xi-feng said with a smile, "Don't worry, it's just that everyone is making fun of you. "Nothing else, mandarin duck. You tell me first, I will understand, but please smile. I'm bored and I won't say anything. " Mandarin ducks must curse. " Why don't you pour grandma some tea? Grandma Liu quickly said, "That sister-in-law just poured tea, and I have already eaten it. It's time for the girl to eat. " Xi An took Yuanyang: "Sit down and eat with us, so it will be easier for her to come back. "The old ladies said," They haven't left yet. " "Wait here and share with them. Yuanyang said, "I can't eat these. Pick two bowls and take them to Pinger in the second mistress's room. "。 Xi-feng said, "He has already eaten, so there is no need to give it to him. "。 "Yuanyang said," he doesn't eat, but feeds your cat. Hearing this, Grandmother Jia quickly picked out two bowls and put them in the box. "。 Li Wan said, "They are all eating here. What do you want him to do?" Yuanyang said, "that's all. Xi-feng said, "Xiren isn't here. Please send for two. "。 Yuanyang heard this, so she ordered two to be sent, and asked the two women, "Can you put the boxes back to drink?" "。" "Be sure to wait for a while," said the old woman. ""Hurry up, "Yuanyang said. It's time for the old woman to stop.
When Xifeng arrived at Tanchun's room, all the women who saw him were joking. Tanchun is always cheerful and spacious, and these three rooms are never separated. There is a large box of rosewood marble in the local area, in which all kinds of celebrity calligraphy posts are thunder, and dozens of precious inkstones, all kinds of pen containers and pens inserted in the sea are like trees. On that side, there is a Ruyao flower sac, which is filled with a bag of white chrysanthemums with crystal balls. At the Western Wall. & lt misty rain picture >> There is a couplet hanging on the left and right, which is Yan ink, and its word cloud:
There is a big tripod on the career case of Yan Xia Leisure Gugequan Stone Field. On the left side of the rosewood shelf, there is a large plate of Daguan kiln with dozens of exquisite bergamot. On the right side of the foreign lacquer rack, there is a white jade and blue wood, next to which is a small hammer. When the board is a little ripe, I want to hit it with a hammer, and the maids are busy stopping him. He wants to eat bergamot again and explore the spring. Flowers embroidered with green flowers and gauze curtains of grass insects are hung on the step bed. Banel ran to look at them again and said, "This is a grasshopper, this is a grasshopper." Granny Liu slapped him and scolded him, "You dirty thing, do nothing. I asked you to come in and have a look. " I began to cry, and everyone was busy persuading Fang. It's close to the street. Lady Wang and others laughed and said, "We can hear you in the street." . This is an exercise for more than a dozen girls. Jia said with a smile, "Why don't you invite him in to practice?" ? They also have a walk, so we can have fun again. Hearing this, Xi-feng was busy sending someone out to get someone, and at the same time she asked someone to set the table and lay a red carpet. "。 Jia said, it is better to listen to the sound of water. When we came back, we had wine at your Excellency Jin. Wide and close. "Everyone says it's good there. Grandmother Jia smiled at Aunt Xue. "Let's go. Their sisters don't like sitting alone for fear of polluting the house. Let's go for a drink by boat. " Then everyone got up and left. Tanchun smiled and said, "Here it is, begging."
Say that finish, all the people came out with a smile. It didn't take long to arrive at Ruoyezhu. The driver girl selected by Gusu had already propped up two wooden boats, and everyone helped the old lady, Mrs. Wang, Aunt Xue, Mrs. Liu, Yuanyang and Yuchuan to board this one, followed by Li Wan. Xi 'an also went up and stood up. Don't worry, ancestor. "When he said this, he opened the pole. When he walked to the middle of the pool, there were many little people there, but Feng was just confused. She quickly handed the pole to the mother who was driving and squatted down. Then Sister Yingchun and Baoyu got on the bus and followed. The rest of the old mammy scattered the maids by the river. "Baoyu said," These broken lotus leaves are hateful. It's not too late to ask someone to clean it up. " Lin Daiyu said, "I don't like Li Yishan's poems the most, but I like his sentence:' Leave the residual lotus to listen to the rain'. Don't keep the residual lotus. " Baoyu said, "That's a good sentence. Don't ask people to pull it out in the future." When he said this, he was under the Luogang, which was full of flowers, and he felt chilly.
"Is this your Miss Xue's home?" asked Grandmother Jia. "Yes," they said. Jia hurriedly went ashore and climbed the Yunbu stone steps. "。 They walked into Wu Heng Garden together, only to find that those exotic flowers and plants were colder than the green leaves, and they were all real, like coral bean, tired and lovely. As soon as they entered the room, they were like a snow cave, and there was nothing to play with. In this case, there is only one ceramic vase for several chrysanthemums. The mattress is also very simple. Grandmother Jia sighed, "This child is too honest. You have no furniture, why don't you ask your aunt for some? I didn't know you didn't bring your things home. As she spoke, she ordered Yuanyang to get some antiques. Angry at Xi-feng, she said, "Don't send some playthings to your sister, it's cheaper for you. "。 "Mrs. Wang. He went back. " Aunt Xue also smiled and said, "He doesn't do these things at home." Jia shook his head and said, "I can't. Although he saves trouble, it doesn't look like it if he comes to a relative. Second, young girls are so plain and taboo in the room. We old women should live in stables more and more. Listen to those books and the embroidered rooms of the ladies in the play. They are exquisite. If I like simplicity, I am best at cleaning up the house. Now that I'm old, I don't have the luxury. Their sisters also learn to clean up. I'm afraid they are tacky, and some good things are broken. I think they are not bad. Now let me help you tidy it up. It must be generous and simple. I have received my two ladders, but I have never seen one for Baoyu. If I pass in front of his eyes, "You put the stone bonsai, gauze screen and an inky frozen stone tripod on this box, that's enough. Then bring the white silk curtain of ink painting calligraphy and painting and put it on. Yuanyang said with a smile, "These things are in some unknown box in the east building. We should look for them slowly and take them tomorrow. "。 Jia said, "I have come all the way to make a brocade. "。 Civil servants and others came forward to pay their respects. Because they asked "what is the tune of the exercise", the old lady said "just pick a few sets of exercises you gave birth to." "As soon as the civil servants waited, they went to the Lotus Champs. Here, Xifeng and her people are decorated, and there are two sofas on it, both covered with brocade. In Rong Gui, there are two pieces of carved lacquer in front of each couch, including begonia, plum blossom, lotus leaf and sunflower, which are square and round with different styles. One has a furnace bottle on it, one has a box on it, and the other is empty, ready for people to eat their favorite food. There are four people on the second sofa. They are Aunt Xue Jia. Granny Liu, here is Mrs. Wang. On the west is Shi Xiangyun, followed by Baochai, and the third is Daiyu. Fourth, welcome spring, explore spring, cherish spring, and Baoyu is at the end. Li Wan and Xi Feng are on the third floor, outside the gauze kitchen on the second floor. The style of the saving box also depends on the style. Everyone has a black silver spoon and a brocade.
When everyone sat down, Jia said with a smile, "Let's have two cups first. It's interesting to have one today." Aunt Xue and others laughed and said, "The old lady is naturally addicted to alcohol. How can we rest assured that we will get drunk? We all have to drink two more cups. " Jia said with a smile, "Aunt is too modest today. I think I am old and tired." Aunt Xue smiled and said, "Not modest, but fine." Have another glass of wine, and then go to bed drunk. Who else will laugh at us? Aunt Xue nodded and smiled. According to the order, the old lady will have a glass of wine after all. Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "It's natural. "。 "She ate a cup.
Xi- feng hurried to the local area and said with a smile, "Why don't you ask Sister Yuanyang to do it?" Everyone knows that what the old lady did will be carried by Yuanyang, and they all say, "It's true." Feng pulled Yuanyang over. Mrs. Wang smiled and said, "This is an order. There is no reason to stand." She turned to Xiao Ya's head and said, "Bring you a chair." Laughed: "Fenjiu is as big as a military order, regardless of rank, but I am the master. If you violate me, you will be punished. " Lady Wang and others laughed and said, "It must be so. Come on. " Before Yuanyang could speak, grandma Liu left the table and waved and said, "Don't play tricks on others like this, come to my house." Everyone laughed: "This can't be done." Yuanyang shouted. The little girls laughed and pulled them into the table. Granny Liu called, "Give me a break!" Yuanyang said, "If you talk too much, you'll get a pot of punishment." Granny Liu stopped. Yuanyang said, "Now I'm talking about domino pairs, starting with the old lady and ending with Granny Liu. For example, if I say a pair, I will take these three cards apart, say the first card, say the second card, and then say the third card. When I finish, I will synthesize the names of this pair. Regardless of poetry and songs. Just say it. " Yuanyang said, "There are a couple. On the left is a' sky'. " Grandmother Jia said, "There is a blue sky above my head." Everyone said, "Good." Yuanyang said, "There is a' five or six' in it." Grandmother Jia said, "The plum blossoms on the Sixth Bridge are biting." Yuanyang said, "There's only one Liu Liu left. Everyone laughed and said, "It's wonderful." Jia mu had a drink. Yuanyang added, "I have a pair. On the left, there is a big five. Aunt Xue said, "Plum blossoms are dancing in front of the wind. "。 "Yuanyang said," on the right, there is a big five. Aunt Xue said, "October Ridge smells of plum blossoms. "。 "Yuanyang said," in the middle. "Jiro traveled to five mountains." Aunt Xue said, "The world is not as happy as the gods." . "From then on, everyone praised him. Yuanyang drank the wine and added, "There is a pair, and the two points on the left are distinct. Xiangyun said, "The sun and the moon shine on Kun. Yuanyang said, "Two o'clock on the right is clear. "。 Xiangyun said, "Leave the flowers to the ground and listen." . Yuanyang said, "You have to come at four o'clock in the morning." . "Xiangyun said that the cherry is nine ripe." Xiangyun said, "The imperial garden was taken away by a bird. "。 "Then she had a drink. Yuanyang said, "I have a pair. On the left is' Chang San'. Baochai said, "Two swallows are talking between the beams. "。 Yuanyang said, "On the right is the Third Factory. Baochai said, "Water grows with the wind. An iron lock practices a lonely boat'. " Baochai said, "There are storms everywhere." After drinking, Yuanyang added, "It's a day on the left." Daiyu said, "What a nice day." Baochai looked back at him. Daiyu is only afraid of punishment. Not in theory. Yuanyang said, "The color of the middle brocade screen is beautiful." Daiyu said, "There is no matchmaker on the screen window." Yuanyang said, "It leaves the 26th at eight o'clock. Daiyu said, "Double-sided jade seats attract courtiers." . Yuanyang said, "Make a basket to pick flowers." . Daiyu said, "Fairy sticks are fragrant." . It rhymes wrong and doesn't look like it. "Winter jasmine took a sip of his with a smile. It turned out that both Xifeng and Yuanyang wanted to hear Granny Liu's jokes, so they both made mistakes on purpose and were punished. When Mrs. Wang said something, it was Granny Liu's turn. Grandma Liu said, "Our bookmakers are free, and a few people often do this, but it's not as good as it sounds. I will give it a try. " Everyone said. Doesn't matter. Yuanyang said with a smile, "On the left, Sissy is alone." Granny Liu thought for a long time and said, "It's the banker." Everyone burst into laughter. Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "Good point, that's what I said." Grandma Liu also laughed:' We bankers are just ready-made qualities, don't laugh. "Said mandarin duck. Tell me about your true colors. "Yuanyang said," Yao Si on the right is really beautiful. " Grandma Liu said, "A carrot and a garlic." Everyone laughed again. Yuanyang smiled and said, "Flowers are flowers." Grandma Liu compared her hands and said, "The flowers have all fallen into big pumpkins." Everyone laughed. They only heard shouts outside.
It is said that Grandma Liu put her hands together and said, "The flowers have all fallen into big pumpkins." They all burst out laughing.
Get up. So after eating the door cup, he smiled humorously and said, "To tell you the truth, I was clumsy and drank again."
Wine, accidentally hit this porcelain cup. I took a cup with wood and missed it. It doesn't matter if I fall to the ground. "
Hearing this, everyone laughed again. Hearing this, Xifeng smiled at once: "If you really want wood, I'll take it."
Let's go Let me say one thing first: this wood can't compare with China. It's all the same. Be sure to eat them all.
Yes Granny Liu thought to herself, "I was just joking with funny words, but who knows he really did."
Yes I often go to the village squire's house for dinner, and everyone has been there. I have seen all the gold cups and silver cups, but I have never seen the wooden cups.
Said. Oh, by the way, the children must have made wooden bowls, but please let me drink two more bowls. Heng, let him go.
Just like wine and honey, there is no harm in drinking more ideas. "He thought about it and said," Let's discuss it. "Feng Jie nai.
Ming Fenger: "Go to the back room in front. There are ten bamboo roots on the bookshelf. " Fenger listened and agreed.
To leave, Yuanyang said with a smile, "I know you are still young for ten cups." Besides, you just said it was made of wood, and now you have taken it away.
It's not good to see bamboo roots. Why don't you take ten mugs dug here by boxwood roots and fill them up?
He shot ten. "Even better," said Xi-feng with a smile. . "Yuanyang fruit was ordered to take it. Granny Liu was surprised when she saw it.
Xi: I'm surprised. There are ten in a row, and the size is one by one. The big one is like a small basin, and the tenth one is smaller.
You have two cups in your hand. What you like is the wonderful sculpture, the same landscape and tree people, as well as cursive characters and pictures.
Being busy, he said, "Just take the small one. Why so many? " Feng smiled and said, "This cup is gone.
Have a drink. Our family doesn't have such a large amount, so no one dares to be him. Grandma wants it, so it's easy to find it.
Be sure to eat one by one when you come out. Granny Liu said angrily, "I dare not." Good aunt,
Give me a break. Jia, Aunt Xue and Mrs. Wang all know that he is too old to support. "。 They are busy laughing.
"Talk and laugh, don't eat more, just eat this first cup." Grandma Liu said, "Amitabha!
I'd better have a small glass. Put this mug away and I'll take it home and eat it slowly. "Said the crowd laughed again.
Yuanyang couldn't, so she had to order someone to pour a large cup and granny Liu held it in her hand. Both Jia Mu and Aunt Xue said, "Slow down.
Stop choking. Aunt Xue ordered Xifeng to set the meal. "。 Xi-feng said with a smile, "Tell me what Grandma wants to eat.
Come on, I'll feed you. "Granny liu said," I know what's the name. Everything is fine. "Jia smiled.
"Give him some eggplant," he said. Xi Xifeng listened to this, so she put some eggplant into Granny Liu's mouth as promised and laughed.
"You eat eggplant every day and try our eggplant." Granny Liu laughed.
"Don't tease me, eggplant tastes like this, and we don't have to grow food, just grow eggplant." everybody
Laugh: "It's really eggplant, we won't fool you." Grandma Liu said in surprise, "Is it really eggplant? I ate half for nothing.
Day. Aunt, feed me a little more. Chew carefully. "Feng and pulled out some fruit in his mouth. Grandma Liu is very good.
He chewed for a long time and said with a smile, "Although it smells like eggplant, it just doesn't look like eggplant. Tell me what it is.
I did, and I cooked food. "-Feng smiled and said," It's not difficult. You peel the fresh eggplant.
Now just wash the meat, cut it into broken nails, fry it in chicken oil, and then use fragrant chicken breast, new bamboo shoots and mushrooms.
Cut all spiced and colorful dried fruits into nails, simmer in chicken soup, collect sesame oil and mix well with bad oil.
Put it in a porcelain jar and seal it. When you want to eat, take it out and mix fried chicken and melon. "Granny liu listened to, shook her head.
Stick out your tongue and say, "My Buddha! Poured a dozen chickens to match him. What a strange smell! " When joking, one
Drink the wine slowly, but just play with that cup. Feng smiled and said, "This is not fun. Let's have another drink. "
Grandma Liu quickly said, "Great, then I will be drunk to death. I like this, but what did he do? " Lovebirds
Laugh: "After drinking the wine, what kind of wood is this cup?" Granny Liu said with a smile, "I don't blame you for denying it.
Alas, how can you embroidery workers in Guinness recognize wood? We became neighbors with Woods, and we were sleepy.
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