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58 sentences circulated in Xiaohong's book.
When the years go by, you come to the end of your life, and you can't take anything away except that beautiful memory.
3. Self-reliant people think about how to do things well; And conceited people think about how to save face.
Most importantly, I know what I should do. What is fame and fortune compared with inner happiness and enrichment? ?
5. Go home to your mother!
You don't have to make a hullabaloo about before you act.
7. ferocity.
8. It turns out that my heart is very happy and full. Because I keep my promise and perform my duties. This is why I am happy.
9. No matter how beautiful the illusion is, it will always be a dream. Cherish everything in sight.
10. Tong Xiangyu: What is your goal? Guo Furong: Be a woman in the world. Tong Xiangyu: Speak closer. Guo Furong: A raise. Tong Xiangyu: This one goes further than the last one.
1 1. Humanity is the first light between heaven and earth, and it is an eternal word to awaken the world.
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13. Hunger is wrong. Hunger is wrong from the beginning ~ you shouldn't get married if you are hungry. If you don't marry a hungry husband, you won't die, and you won't fall into such a sad situation.
14. The trick is not new, as long as it works. Why do some tricks, some people use it earth-shattering, others use it like fart, and their internal skills are different? No matter how my wife cries and makes trouble, I'm sure she does it for my own good, so I can win every time.
15. When the years pass and you come to the end of your life, you can't take anything away except that beautiful and warm memory.
16. True friendship should be exchanged with sincerity.
17. That's right, no steamed buns. But this anger is an ambition for strength, not a trivial resentment. There are a lot of frictions in life. A little more tolerance, a little more tolerance, isn't it over?
18. Your beauty, from the inside out, promotes blood circulation, nourishes skin, and is pure and beautiful. Your beauty, from bones to skin, is earth-shattering, and this moment should last forever.
19. Palm refused. Don't you dare play double standards with me!
Legendary Wulin lines in the little red book (part two) 20. I am the master's life.
2 1. What are you talking about!
22. No matter how hard life is, I have never blamed the government or the society.
23. "People floating in rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "
24. Huashan is close to the door. Turn left and hit a donkey.
Paying taxes is our responsibility and obligation. If there is no tax, how can the country have so much money to protect your rights? The road in front of the door, the bridge by the river, the guards at the frontier fortress, and the whistle at the gate. That comes from countless taxes.
26. Mom, it may affect your career.
27. Xiang Yu, life is like this. Bitter or tired, you have to choose. What's the good news, leaving you Tong Xiangyu alone?
28. The trick is not new, as long as it works.
29. The feeling is only a moment, but it lasts a lifetime.
30. Uncle Ge from Xilianghe is really nice.
3 1. Compared with inner enrichment and happiness, fame and fortune are nothing.
32. Life is short, such as fleeting, but this mood is long, such as mountains and rivers.
33. Don't steam steamed bread for breath. But this anger is an ambition for strength, not a trivial resentment.
34. What kind of love, men and women, is unhealthy.
35. I haven't paid back the whole 100 thousand taels of silver! And that square sword!
36. No feeling means no feeling, or no feeling!
You always say that small gambling is harmful to health, but I think gambling is gambling. No size. If you win, you still want to win, and if you lose, you still want to make a comeback. Once gambling rises, it doesn't matter anything. As long as you are at the gambling table, no matter how high or low the stakes are, no one will stop if you don't play, so you will lose if you gamble for a long time.
38. Love is a one-way street.
Popular lines in the little red book (Part III) 39. Very, very slim
40. Whether it is food or the highest state of life, it is between right and wrong, light and salty.
4 1. How can you learn to walk without wrestling? How can you know the hardships of life without suffering!
42. Mom, this may affect your career.
The sun is rising, and lazy people can't keep up.
44. Don't take chances, you will lose if you gamble for a long time.
45. Thieves are neither good nor bad. Just stealing something and grabbing something is called chivalry.
46. You can hit me and scold me if everyone says or does something wrong, but you can't ignore me.
47. What are you afraid of? Master Lu with great magical powers pokes here. Will you fall into the abyss of sin?
48. I don't know how to speak and how to fight for it. But I'd rather wait and do nothing. I don't want to erase the only good impression I left.
49. Life is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good, not good.
50. If life is just an accidental encounter, then death is the inevitable killer.
5 1. Xianhui can't do anything at home.
52. Making up a lie needs to be covered up with countless lies.
53. How to break, can't break, how to break, how to break, can't break.
54. There are too many disappointments in this world, but you have to go on with your life. The sun still rises every day, and hope will always be planted in your heart.
55. Seeing your stupidity, I want to be savage.
56. People with wind in their bones are doomed to drift.
57. Mom ... I know you sympathize with me, but people also have parents. How can parents feel distressed when they see such a person?
58. Although life here is dull, it is not boring. Although trivial, it is not monotonous!
A complete collection of hilarious lines in Wulin
Legends of Wulin (I) A Complete Collection of Funny Lines 1. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not be stabbed.
Do things with your hands, not your mouth. As the saying goes, all talk and no practice is false. You talk big, you talk big, you talk big, and you do nothing. After a long time, who will trust you to promote you and who will give you a chance to prove yourself?
3. Is there a final discount?
Mom, you still have style problems.
Lv Xiucai told Xiao Guo on the roof that his life is short, such as fleeting, but his mood is long, such as mountains and rivers.
6. Real men are aboveboard, don't drag their feet, and dare to take responsibility.
7. Laobai hotpot
8. I like you more than Confucius, Laozi, Mencius and Zhuangzi combined!
9. Braised pork every day makes my daughter red. This is not a human life. This is God's life.
10. This is the voice of the head catcher.
1 1. When two people are together, they may quarrel, but when they wake up, they make up again as if nothing had happened. Maybe you will encounter some difficulties, but don't panic, because you know in your heart that there is someone around you who will always accompany you until the end of time.
12. rumors must have evidence. If there is evidence, it is still called rumor.
13. Since we have decided to share weal and woe, we should not break our word.
14. Everyone will give up on you except jewelry and clothes.
15. Twenty years soon, with a flick of a finger.
16. Qian Furen, did we bring these bedding?
17. Just perm it! The temperature of the hand represents the temperature of the heart. Let our hearts beat, let our blood boil, let our passion burn and let our youth fly.
18. When the years pass and you come to the end of your life, you can't take anything away except that beautiful and warm memory.
19. Conspiracy is the enemy of love.
20. Mo Xiaobei: Never point his golden cup at the moon! Raise your glass. Nice to meet someone.
Legends of Wulin (Part II) A Complete Collection of Funny Lines 2 1. Why not call Tongnan Inn?
22. Scholar: Xiao Guo, how have you been recently? Say if you have difficulties, and say if you don't have difficulties ~! ~!
23. You must choose between suffering and tiredness. You can't keep all the good things for yourself.
24. One hundred and two thousand pieces of silver have not been returned! And that square sword!
25. Can a person have enthusiasm? Can you eat into a fat man in one bite?
26. There are too many disappointments in this world, but your life still needs to go on. The sun still rises every day, and hope will always be planted in your heart.
27. Mom, it may affect your career!
28. I am a guest at the end of my life. I don't laugh at my body.
29. Marriage is a process in which two people compromise each other. The key lies in the grasp of scale and discretion. Can compromise be happy? Then you have to see what your definition of happiness is.
30. There are many difficulties in life. If you are unhappy, I hope you will never be happy.
3 1. My uncle is a magistrate. If you have a problem with me, you have a problem with my uncle. If you have a problem with my uncle, you have a problem with the court. Everybody keep a low profile! Avoid being conspicuous
32. You can learn if you can't do it! No one will laugh at you. You must do things with your hands, not with your mouth. As the saying goes, all talk and no practice. There are all kinds of rhetoric, and the mount will be fine. After a long time, who will trust you to promote you and who will give you a chance to prove yourself?
33. You adults don't remember villains. The prime minister can punt in his stomach. When the moon sets in first frost, both husband and wife return home.
34. Laobai: Where's your knife? Punishment catching head: no knife in hand, but a knife in heart. Lao Bai: Wrong, the highest state is that there is no knife in the hand and no knife in the heart. Punishment at the head, lost. Protest: Didn't you say that you don't have a knife in your hand and a knife in your heart? Laobai: Yes, I am scissors, not a knife!
35. Catching thieves is sometimes as simple as that.
36. Who is the mother of Qixia Town?
37. No matter how hard you feel, you won't back down. Don't hum blindly no matter how painful it is!
38. Xiang Yu, life is like this. Bitter or tired, you have to choose. What's the good news, leaving you Tong Xiangyu alone?
39. Conspiracy is the enemy of feelings. You have been jumping up and down these days. You are very busy. Compare later, and don't compare later. You have to change it for a while, and then you have to change it back. Aren't you tired? The people you love are aboveboard. What's the point of this intrigue?
40. It's better not to know.
Legends of Wulin (Part III) A Complete Collection of Funny Lines 4 1. "People floating in the river's lake, who can not be stabbed? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "
42. I wish you a childless life and have children as soon as possible, with white hair and dark hair.
43. Young life is not for sulking. A bright future depends on both hands to create! ?
44. Beckham: I am the boss! Shopkeeper: It's not good to palm the window! Beckham: You are the one with the sore.
45. Help me take care of my uncle's third niece.
46. Once you like someone, you want nothing more. I feel lucky as long as I can see her every day.
47. Jianghu is always deeper than you think.
48. It's none of my business if you have something.
49. Who is the best liar here?
No matter how hard my life is, I have never blamed the government or the society.
5 1. ferocious.
52. Love is a mixture of tenderness and passion, and it is an emotion beyond reason.
53. Fame and fortune are nothing compared with inner happiness.
54. Let your blood boil with me and light the street lamp of life with your youth. The future is long, and individuals will be confused. It doesn't matter if they fall.
55. It is fate that the door is right and the sky is far apart. It is impossible to live far apart.
56. Where people are, rivers and lakes are there.
If a person makes me feel grateful, I will give my life to him. But if someone touches me, I will give my life to him.
58. Bring us the treasure of Huashan School.
59. Tong Xiangyu: No matter how beautiful the dreamland is, it will always be a dream. Cherish the present, before it comes true.
60. Am I not a sissy?
The Golden Sentences of Legend of Wulin
The Legend of Wulin (I) Golden Lines 1. Laobai hotpot
You don't have to make a hullabaloo about before you act.
3. There must be evidence for rumors, and evidence is still called rumors.
The sun is rising, and lazy people can't keep up.
5. Which do you choose, the ugly truth or the beautiful lie?
Knowing what you want to do is half the battle.
7. Whether it is food or the highest state of life, it is between right and wrong, light and salty.
8. Pay attention to quality.
9. Just a perm! The temperature of the hand represents the temperature of the heart. Let our hearts beat, let our blood boil, let our passion burn and let our youth fly.
10. I don't know, it's too late to regret it. Since we have chosen this road, we will not go back, whether it is God's will or man-made.
1 1. Let your blood boil with me and light the street lamp of life with your youth. The future is long, and it doesn't matter if you fall.
12. Help me take care of my uncle's third niece.
13. No matter how beautiful the dream is, it will always be a dream. Cherish everything in sight. Never point his golden cup at the moon! Someone is toasting.
14. Once you like someone, you want nothing more. I feel lucky as long as I can see her every day.
15. If a person makes me grateful, I can give my life to him. If a person touches me, I will give myself to him.
16. Since we have decided to share weal and woe, we shouldn't break our word.
17. Brother Zui, I stole something, and I feel it is not clean.
180000 taels of silver, and I didn't pay back a penny! And that square sword!
19. I haven't heard of Bai Zhantang, but I have.
20. Brothers are like brothers, women are like clothes, brothers are like centipedes, and women are like winter clothes.
When I was a child, I went hunting in the mountains with my dad and got lost accidentally. I can't turn around, so I have to climb with branches and vines. Finally, I climbed to the top of the mountain before dark. Only then did I find that the right road and fork in the road are only a few steps away.
22. Reading is not for showing off, but for better communication.
23. Tong Xiangyu: The sun rises in the morning, and lazy people can't keep up! Bai Zhantang: If you can't catch up, don't rush. In any case, the morning sun will turn into sunset!
24. If you are happy, I am happy. When I am sad, I don't want you to be sad with me.
25. Everyone's life is in his own hands. As the saying goes, if you don't work hard, the boss will be sad. If you say tomorrow, there will be a lot of things. If you do more wrong, you will die. There must be something for you!
26. The trick is not new, as long as it works.
27. Where am I from? Where did you die? Why should I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to the world? Did the world choose me or did I choose the world? Is there a necessary connection between me and the universe? Does the universe have an end? Is there a time limit? Where did the past time disappear? Where will the future stop? Is the question I mentioned at the moment still the question you just heard? Who killed me, and who did I kill?
28. Thieves are neither good nor bad. Just stealing something and grabbing something is called chivalry.
Only when I reached the top of the mountain did I realize that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away.
30. Everyone will give up on you except jewelry and clothes.
3 1. Please, just let the audience understand. Really, I already understand.
32. Scholar: Xiao Guo, how have you been recently? Say if you have difficulties, and say if you don't have difficulties ~! ~!
33. Life is short. It's fleeting But this kind of mood is very long, like mountains and rivers, endless. I can always find a way, but I really miss her.
If a person makes me feel grateful, I will give my life to him. But if someone touches me, I will give my life to him.
35. You can hit me and scold me if everyone says or does something wrong, but you can't ignore me.
What a scholar! Well, that smart, capable and cheap scholar!
37. After the Year of the Monkey, it will be the Year of the Rooster. Bottom line: After the Year of the Rooster, it is the Year of the Dog. Cross: A year is a year.
38. You adults don't remember villains. The prime minister can punt in his stomach. When the moon sets in first frost, both husband and wife return home.
39. There are many difficulties in life. If you have ever been unhappy, I hope you will never be.
40. I wish you a childless life and have children as soon as possible, with white hair and dark hair.
Legendary Golden Sentences in Wulin (Part 2) 4 1. Guo: I can't sing. Laobai: Nothing. Brother Cui is not here. You can lip-synch
42. Liu Bei's surname is Liu and A. How can they be family?
43. No matter how beautiful a dream is, it will always be a dream. Cherish the present, it is true.
44. Forgetting is not the best way to solve heartache. Not everyone has this experience. Now that you have it, you should cherish it.
45. You must choose between suffering and tiredness. You can't keep all the good things for yourself.
46. Life is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good, not good.
47. There are too many firsts in one's life. If you always indulge in this, you will never look forward and never remember the past. I think the first time is precious, but the most precious thing for you is the time and energy wasted for the first time.
48. Mom ... I know you care about me, but people also have parents. How can parents feel distressed when they see such a person?
49. Young life is not for sulking. A bright future depends on both hands to create! ?
50. knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, they are biased towards mountains and rivers. Do it when it's time to do it, and don't have the heart to let the children catch wolves!
5 1. If life is just an accidental encounter, then death is the inevitable killer.
52. This humanity is the dawn of light between heaven and earth, and it is an eternal warning to the mortal world.
53. Rest in peace. Six equals three. I'm sorry for your loss, son. It's son number six. You are never right. We are also very sad.
54. Bring us the treasure of Huashan School.
I know it's difficult, but we can't stop doing it just because it's difficult. Why? Because there is no word "difficult" in my dictionary!
56. There are rivers and lakes under the eaves, and there are only soft hearts on the eaves.
57. Some people have wind in their blood and are born wandering.
58. Life is short, like a blink of an eye.
59. What is mine is mine, and I won't take it for nothing.
60. Is there a final discount?
Classic funny lines
1, why? It's time to marry a daughter-in-law when you have children!
2. oh, my god Can't I change what she likes about me?
3, you are heartless, you are shameless, you are unreasonable!
Life is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good, not good.
I don't care if my super colorful glazed tile is broken.
6. He vomited.
7, not hungry to death!
8, Mesbu takes all!
9. Help me take care of my uncle's third niece.
10, slap in the face, and you must pay.
1 1, very very slim.
12, heartless, shameless and unreasonable.
13. What's Miss Jin's name?
14, when encouraging, I like you.
15, Li Dazui: That's your mouth!
16, send you four words: wash and sleep.
17, the shopkeeper said, whoever marries you is a good person.
18, why not write a sitcom with such a sense of humor!
19, hold it, you must hold it, I can do it myself.
20, you don't have a long head, or your head is moldy!
2 1. Did you choose the world or did the world choose you?
I haven't been a saint thief for many years.
23, very, very special!
24. If you can't forget it, don't forget it! What a pity to throw away such a beautiful memory.
25. Love at first sight.
26. True friendship is exchanged with sincerity.
27. Seeing your stupidity, I want to be savage.
28. The applause was almost crazy.
29, Xianhui, there is nothing at home.
30. If apologizing helps, why scratch your head?
3 1, think of a person who can't move.
I regret not poisoning her chicken soup!
33. Pay? Is there such a thing in the world?
34, damn it, maybe it will affect your career!
35. what a beautiful woman, she is ashamed of flowers when she is closed.
36. I usually eat when I am not hungry, but now I am not hungry if I don't eat for two days?
37. This is my property, not your scholar.
38, general, general, sister Hong Kong is the third!
I was like you two months ago. In two months, you will be just like me.
40. Help me look after my brother's daughter-in-law's sister-in-law!
4 1, you tore the goose's heart, you tore the goose's liver, and you tore the goose's life.
42, the palm window is not good!
43. Don't collect tips and jewelry without permission!
44. Jade is not a tool, but a dutiful son is born under a stick.
45. Very beautiful, very beautiful.
46. Don't pander to and be unfamiliar with you.
47. Oh, my God!
48. If you want the annoying person to leave, just say: Ghosn.
49. It's as fast as lightning.
Mirror mirror tell me what they really want.
5 1, I am really not an acting school, I am an idol school.
52. If you have children, you should die of old age. Why don't you come back?
Tong Xiangyu: A woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life.
54. When threatening, I will carefully stroke you.
55. Interrupt: How beautiful the sun is tonight.
56. In the sowing season, I went into someone else's garden by mistake, thinking that I had harvested the whole autumn. This is the biggest death.
57. Some people have wind in their blood and are born wandering.
58. Wowotou is in his hand, and there is not a drop of oil in the dish.
59. The judge is a little thirsty and needs to go to the toilet.
60. Li Dazui: That's because I am too lazy to move!
6 1, Jianghu is always deeper than you think.
62. Once you like someone, you want nothing more. I feel lucky as long as I can see her every day.
There are too many disappointments in this world, but your life will go on. The sun still rises every day, and hope will always be planted in your heart.
64. If you want to hit someone, say: avalanche.
65. Close the door and let Xiao Guo go.
66. If you do more injustice, you will hang yourself. There must be something for you.
67. Others have their strengths, and you have your weaknesses!
68. Can you insert a chicken feather in the letter in an emergency? It's obviously a small matter.
69. Say before desperately: Take good care of my seventh uncle.
70. No matter how hard and tired you are, no matter how difficult and dangerous you are, you should also consider yourself a two-faced person.
7 1, store rules, store rules, deduct money.
72. Be reasonable to others and say: Zi once said.
73. Li Dazui's mother: I eat more salt than you eat!
74. Ray, play back!
Lv Xiucai: The breeze and bright moon tickle my heart, dig my heart!
76. When you see something amazing, say: Hungry God.
77. Hungry love is you! Why don't you know? Hungry and sad.
78. There is someone above me!
79. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom. Standing in hell and watching heaven, whoever works hard is busy.
80. Huashan is close to the door. Turn left. It's just riding a donkey.
8 1, you are happy, so am I. When I am sad, I don't want you to be sad with me.
Guo Furong: Why didn't he wait on me all his life?
83. This is the voice of a catcher.
84. My surname is Huang, the grass is Huang, Huang is Huang Doudou Dihuang, and the beans are Huang Doudou Didou.
85. You walk with your voice. Let's go
86. In spring, silkworms will weave until they die. Every night, candles will drain the wick, and a thousand ships will cross the Chung Shan Man.
Ji Wuming: Is there a thief like you? Stealing, cleaning people's houses.
88. When helping others, I mysteriously said: I have someone above me.
89. Brothers are centipedes' hands and feet, and wives are winter clothes!
90, no feeling is no feeling, or no feeling!
9 1, who cares? I care about my pillar and my room. The beam has just been renovated for half a year.
92, worthy of being the fifth generation master, well said! Say the theme of hero!
93, palm refused. Don't you dare play double standards with me!
94. How can you learn to walk without wrestling? How can you know the hardships of life without suffering!
95. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Brothers are like centipedes, and women are like winter clothes.
96. Please take me away, son.
97. When teasing female colleagues, she said: Please, it's the first time to go to Korea.
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