Is there a joke that will make you laugh all your life?

First, go to the hotel to watch cartoons!

When my husband and I first met, he was still in the army, and it was not easy to meet once. On October 1st, the army organized a stroll to Makwei, and there were so many comrades and leaders, so it was not good for us to date. Then we went to a small hotel to chat, watched cartoons for a while, and it was time to gather!

I met his comrade-in-arms when I went out. We were still holding hands at that time. His comrade-in-arms asked him what he had done, and casually said that he had gone to watch cartoons. He laughed at this joke for several years. As soon as my husband went out, his comrade-in-arms said: This is another cartoon!

second, the doctor said that my husband was happy after the baby was born!

When I was pregnant, I wanted to know the sex of the baby. I casually asked the doctor if the baby was a boy or a girl. The doctor said that I couldn't tell, but your husband must be happy when he was born. We will guess when we get home. My husband must be a little lover if he is so happy.

Buy everything at home according to the girl's, such as pink sheets, all kinds of cute little dolls, girls' skirts and red bottles. As a result, I was dumbfounded. This is not a lover. This is a construction bank!

I went to see a doctor specially. Don't you say that my husband is happy to be born? What are you so happy about? I just cried, for the doctor's pleasure!

third, my mother's innovative dishes!

My aunt taught my mother to mix vegetables with sesame sauce, and my mother learned the essence. From then on, noodles mixed with sesame sauce are nothing, and cold dishes mixed with sesame sauce are also fine. Anything mixed with beans, peppers, eggplant, and cucumbers can be mixed with sesame sauce. Mom, please, let me eat cucumbers dry. All dishes in my home can be mixed with sesame sauce.

Fourth, the toad tank is full of water!

It was raining at home. My mother took an electric baton to catch toads on the avenue. She was always happy when she came back. She caught more than a dozen. My father said you could just enlarge the jar. Tomorrow, I will buy fewer stewed potatoes. My mother went out excitedly, and more than a dozen toads fell in. She was afraid that the toads would be short of water and put half a jar of water in the jar. It rained all night. The next day, the toad was gone and the jar was full!

fourth, "you", "I" and "he" can't teach anything!

My son is learning to read. No, it's true that he can't. I can't understand the word "you". I pointed to the child, and he said it was "me" and "me". I pointed to the child, and he said it was "him". Forget it. Let's love someone. I don't want to divide it.

Summary: The stories in life are always so interesting. Even if a child calls me "Sister", it seems that he has returned to school and really become somebody else's sister!

When children learn clocks, they only learn the minute hand and the hour hand. What about the second hand? If the child is blind, the second hand will keep going, and I don't know where it should be. Really in distress situation!

I broke the toilet to make my husband coax the children for a while! In order not to clean, I learned to pretend to be sick!

There are funny things every day, so it's not jokes that make me laugh all my life, but people around me and a happy home!