Give the best jokes, only one of the best jokes will be adopted, and don't chase points with yellow and too rude boutiques.

1. Today, I had a fight with my deskmate. I said to my deskmate, "I'm sorry!"

My deskmate said I should say sorry first. Then we fought again. . .

2. Learn to study and you will find that God has closed the window of English for you, closed the door of mathematics by the way, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry. Even the dog hole in China has been built with cement for you! ! !

Waiting in front of the supermarket, two students passed by. One said to the other, "The things in the supermarket are too expensive. At this consumption rate, my mother thought I was taking drugs. "

4. Say to my brother who just graduated from high school: "There are so many women in college. You can see them often, and they will get to know you. Occasionally meet and say a few words and smile. "

When my brother heard this, his heart began to ripple.

I went on to say: "They are: dormitory janitor, corridor cleaner, canteen vegetable picker, booth card seller, newsstand newspaper seller and computer room administrator."

5. I heard a saying when I was a student: if boys and girls fall in love early, boys will become more confident and mature, and their grades will rise steadily; Girls, on the other hand, fall in love and think day and night, which leads to a sharp drop in their grades. . .

Now think about it, if the above facts are true, isn't it very happy for boys to fall in love with boys? !