Joke, if it's long, I'll perform at the New Year's Party. Suitable for students

A drunk got into a taxi. He asked the driver how long it would take from here to the railway station.

"About half an hour." The driver replied.

"Oh," the drunk asked again, "how long does it take to get here from the train station?"

The driver was very angry and said to the drunk, "There is still half an hour." What is the difference? "

The drunkard plausibly said, "There is only one week from Christmas to New Year's Day, but it takes a long time from New Year's Day to Christmas"!

When the graduates went to apply, the recruiter asked, "Did you get any certificates at school?" ? For example, CET-4, CET-2 and so on. "

Student: "Yes, I have many certificates."

The recruiter was very interested and asked, "What certificate do you have?"

Student: "They are all admission tickets."

Guest A: Are your peppers spicy?

Vendor: Don't worry about keeping it spicy!

A: forget it then. I can't eat anything too spicy.

Supplier: …

Guest B: Are your peppers spicy?

Vendor: Don't worry if it's not spicy!

B: What kind of pepper is not spicy? number

Supplier: …

Guest C: Are your peppers spicy?

Vendor: I don't know …

I don't know my own business, you psycho.

Supplier: ...