Funny personality signature: a very popular funny signature on Tik Tok.

1. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was doing his homework.

2. You must come when I lose weight, because I will lose my appetite when I see you.

3. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearances.

4. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

5. People say we should know how to use waste, but I don't know how to use you, a waste.

6. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

7. I have to be scolded four times a day at home on holiday: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.

8. Did I fail you? Was my heart broken? Was my heart dead? Remember that this feeling will be repaid ten times in the future.

9. On the question of asking for money or killing myself, I hope to keep my money and take other people's lives.

1. When people do good things, they always want to let ghosts and gods know. When they do bad things, they always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed for ghosts.

11. Although I can't help all living beings, I can do harm to them.

12. When you are alive, you will be laughed at first, then you will smile at others, and then you will die with a smile.

13. Men and women can't eat without taking pictures. I can't live without taking photos.

14. It's snowing. I am no longer a single dog, but a sled dog.

15. The biggest difference between people and pigs is that: People can become pigs, but pigs can't become people

16. I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me by bike and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedaled.

17. You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

18. I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that it was the hairline that couldn't catch up with me.

19. The heaviest topic among men is talking about their own women, while the easiest topic among men is talking about other people's women.

2. You have a look that only * * * will like. If you don't work hard, you will be finished.

21. If you love me, don't give up. If you hate me, please continue to be funny.

22. I won't die. The damn people are still alive. How can I be willing to die?

23. When comforting others, you have a clear head. When comforting yourself, you just want to find a rope.

24, grades, you are a * * *, always provoke the relationship between my parents and me.

25. If you go the wrong way, remember that God allows you to turn around.

26. Eat what's in the bowl, watch what's in the pot, and then think about how to lose weight tomorrow.

27, the most wanted water: salary; The hardest job: life; The most beautiful flower: rich flowers.

28, everything must be open, and life can be fun.

29. I wanted the phoenix to be born again, but I didn't expect it to be cooked.

3. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth over 1 million? Do you want to have food and clothing? If you want to, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

31. My biggest mistake in this life is getting a haircut.

32. Actually, I'm very homebody. It's just a matter of whose house I live in.

33. In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now, as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

34. A star can be more famous if he takes off a little, but I was arrested for taking off everything!

35. I admire you so much that I can really laugh.

36. Learn from Tusky and squint at the world. It won't be bad.

37. Facts have proved that people will not die if they don't play mobile phones for a day. Their lives are still there, but their souls are lost.

38. I believe that many people who love listening to English songs like to listen only to melody! Because I didn't know what it meant anyway, I didn't care about the main idea of the lyrics at all!

39. I want to look down on you, and then look down until I throw up at one more look

4. I want to live like a pig, but I don't want the same result as a pig.

41. When we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were ugly and poor.

42. When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

43. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart!

44. Parents' fooling their children is called educating children, parents' fooling is called cheating, and mutual fooling is called generation gap.

45. Why do you feel ugly when you look in the mirror in the morning? Because waking up in the morning is the most ambiguous moment of the day.

46. Some classes are like Nanfu battery, and one class is better than six.

47. If ugliness can be eaten as food, you can support 1.3 billion people.

48. There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, I can't do this problem and I can't do that problem.

49. Don't look at me with your hypocritical eyes. I'm not beautiful, I'm not charming, and I can't charm you.

5. Yue Lao, could you please change the red line for me next time? The red line is broken.

51. If you don't marry me in the future, I will marry someone with your surname, and I will call you by your name when I have a child. If I can't be your bride, then I will be * * *!

52. If you are awakened by the heat at night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

53. The teacher explained the meaning of "handsome" on the blackboard. I was puzzled. My deskmate quietly handed me a mirror. Suddenly, I understood!

54. Man is a noun of "base" and "base" is a verb of man.

55. whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it all his life.

56. It is said that boys touch girls' heads a lot because they like them, and girls touch boys' heads mostly like dogs!

57. Everything is false, only poverty is true.

58. Holding a hot charging mobile phone and putting life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.

59. It's time to get married. I'd like to ask you, when you go to the Civil Affairs Bureau, will they get rich or do you have to bring it yourself?

6. Women, the most important thing is to behave yourself. Men, the most important thing is to spoil a woman.

61. I'm not a straw boat. Don't send your bitch to me.

62. When you put on the wedding dress, I put on the cassock.

63. Don't look at the face, legs, waist and figure. Will you stop it? Do you look at the internal organs?

64. You are like a dog, poking at it wherever it has shit.

65. It's not that gender equality has been implemented. Why can't I go to the men's room?

66. Little white socks and little red shoes are a whore if they are not girls. Funny signature is super-drag

67. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but if there is no house, you can't even get into the grave.

68. I went to dinner with a buddy one day and saw the waiter scratching his ass from time to time. My buddy asked: Is there hemorrhoids? Attendant: Can you order what is on the menu?

69. You look at the speechless sky without words.

7. Really pretend to be forced, and dare to face your face without thickness ~

71. Only when you are too short will you know that it is not easy to be tall, and only when you are too fat will you know that it is not easy to be thin

72. Will you shut your dog's mouth? Even if you open your mouth all day, you can't spit ivory.

73. Three things are happening every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret staying up too late yesterday.

74. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, you asked me to answer questions on the blackboard.

75, Shenzhouxing, I think it's ok, can't you charge the phone bill?

76. I can't stretch the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. You look thin only when I am fat, so as not to look ugly when I am thin.