Mountain climbing joke What does it mean to climb the Alps?

A group of economists climbed the Alps.

A few hours after setting off, they were completely lost. One of them studied the map very carefully. Look up front, look backwards, look sideways, look upside down. He looked at the surrounding terrain, used the compass to locate his position, and squinted his eyes to visually measure the height of the sun. Finally, he finally spoke: "Everyone, have you seen that big mountain?" "Yes." Everyone answered hopefully. "According to the map, we are standing on the top of that mountain!"

Asking for directions

In the desert, the lost explorer met an Arab riding a camel, "How do you do? How can we get out of the desert?" "Go straight along this road and turn sharply to the right on Tuesday."

Road sign

A traveler came to a country road and saw. A sign on the side of the road read: "The road is closed, don't go any further." Seeing that there were no obstacles in front of him, he was confident that he had rich travel experience, so he continued to move forward. Soon, he came to a broken bridge. Had to turn back. When he returned to the place where the street sign had been placed, he saw the words on the back: "Welcome back, fool!"

Life or death is uncertain

Jim and Kailuo went on a canyon adventure together , suddenly, Kailuo lost his footing and fell off the cliff. When Jim saw it, he quickly shouted: "Hey! Kailuo, are you dead?" Kailuo replied: "I don't know! I haven't fallen to the bottom yet