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The story of Wu Song fighting a tiger
It is said that Song Jiang went to clean his hands because he was hiding a glass of wine. When he came out of the corridor, B525 lit the fire and flipped the handle, which made the man anxious. He jumped up and wanted to hit Song Jiang. Chai Jin rushed out and called Song Yasi, so his name was revealed. When the big man heard that it was Song Jiang, he knelt on the ground and was willing to get up. Said: "The villain has eyesight but cannot see Mount Tai. He insulted his elder brother for a moment and hopes to beg for forgiveness." Song Jiang helped the man up and asked: "Who is at your feet? What's your surname?" Chai Jin pointed and said, "This man is He is from Qinghe County, his surname is Wu, and his name is Song. He has been here for a year. "Song Jiang said: "I heard Wu Erlang's name a lot in the world, but I didn't expect to meet here today. How lucky, how lucky!" Chai Jin said: " It's rare for heroes to get together by chance. Please sit down and talk with us." Song Jiang was overjoyed and took Wu Song's hand to the banquet in the back hall. He called Song Qing to meet Wu Song. Chai Jin invited Wu Song to sit on the ground. Song Jiang quickly asked him to sit on it together. Wu Song is willing to sit there. After being humble for a long time, Wu Song took the third seat. Chai Jinjiao then filled the cups and plates and persuaded the three of them to drink. When Song Jiang looked at Wu Song under the lamp, he was indeed a good man. But see: Ancient
The body is majestic and the appearance is majestic. A pair of eyes shot cold stars, and the two curved eyebrows were as thick as paint. His chest is broad and majestic, and he is invincible to anyone. His words were high-spirited, and his ambition was as high as thousands of feet high. He is ambitious and bold, like a lion descending from the clouds. The bones are strong and the muscles are strong, like a brave man sitting on the seat shaking the ground. Just like a devil descending from the sky, he is really the Tai Sui God on earth. Zhi
Song Jiang was very happy when he saw Wu Song. Then he asked Wu Song: "Why is Erlang here?" Wu Song replied: "My younger brother was in Qinghe County. He was drunk and argued with the secrets of the department. He became angry for a while and punched the guy until he was unconscious. My younger brother I just thought he was dead, so I ran away and took refuge with a senior official. Later I found out that he was not dead, and I was about to go back to my hometown to find my brother. I didn't want to get sick with B36A, so I couldn't move back. But I was feeling cold when I was slapped by my brother B525 on the porch. I was shocked and broke out in a cold sweat. "Song Jiang heard that he was cured. Overjoyed. Drink until the third watch that night. After drinking, Song Jiang left Wu Song to rest under the Xixuan. When he got up the next day, Chai Jin arranged a banquet, killed sheep and pigs, and took care of Song Jiang. After a few days, Song Jiang will give some silver to make clothes with Wu Song. Chai Jin knew that there was someone willing to take bad money from him. I took out a box of silk and silk. I had a needleworker at my door and taught me how to make clothes for three people. Tell me, why doesn’t Chai Jin like Wu Song? It turns out that when Wu Song first came to join Chai Jin, he was generally treated as such. The next time he was at the bank, he was drunk and had a strong temper. Some of the bankers couldn't care about anything, so he wanted to punch them. Therefore, no one in the village spoke well of him. Everyone just disliked him and went to Chai Jin to tell him many of his faults. Although Chai Jin didn't chase him away, he just treated him slowly. But Song Jiang took him to drink with him every day, and Wu Song's previous illnesses disappeared. After staying with Song Jiang for more than ten days, Wu Song felt homesick and wanted to return to Qinghe County to visit his brother. Chai Jin and Song Jiang both asked him to stay for a while longer. Wu Song said: "My brother has not been able to communicate with me for a long time, so I want to visit him." Song Jiang said: "It's true that Erlang is going and I don't dare to stay. If I have time, I can see you again." Wu Song thanked Song Jiang. Chai Jin took out some gold and silver and gave them to Wu Song. Wu Song thanked him and said, "It's true that I have disturbed the high official." Wu Song tied up the package and tied the stick to go. Chai Jin also ordered wine and food to be sent on the way. Wu Song wore a Xina red-sleeved coat and a white Fanyang felt hat. He carried his parcel on his back and carried his B329 stick. He just said goodbye. Song Jiang said: "Brotherly love, please wait a moment." He returned to his room, took some silver coins, rushed to the village gate, and said, "I will give my brother a ride." Song Jiang and his brother Song Qing Two for Wu Song. After he resigned from Chai, the official, Song Jiang also said, "I'll come back soon after I say goodbye for a while, senior official." The three of them left Chai and entered Dongzhuang, walking five or seven miles. Wu Song said goodbye: "Brother, you are far away. Please come back. Official Chai will definitely be looking forward to it." Song Jiang said: "Why don't you take a few more steps." They chatted on the way, and they passed another three or two miles without realizing it. Wu Song put his arm around Song Jiang and said, "My dear brother, there is no need to send him off far away. As the saying goes: "Send you off a thousand miles away, but you must say goodbye in the end. Song Jiang pointed and said, "Allow me to walk a few more steps. There is a small hotel on Wuna Official Road. Let's have three minutes to say goodbye." The three of them came to the hotel. Song Jiang sat down at the table, Wu Song leaned on his stick and sat down at the bottom. Song Qing sat down with his head turned. He asked the bartender to bring him drinks. And buy some dishes, fruits, vegetables, etc., and put them on the table. The three of them drank a few drinks and looked at the bright red sun. Wu Song then said: "It is getting late, and my brother will not give up on Wu Er, so he accepts Wu Ersi's worship and worships him as a righteous brother." Song Jiang was overjoyed.
Wu Songna bowed his head four times. Song Jiang asked Song Qing to take out an ingot of ten taels of silver and give it to Wu Song. Wu Song was willing to accept it and said, "My brother will pay for his own use when he is a guest." Song Jiang said, "My dear brother, don't worry too much. If you refuse, I will not recognize you as my brother." Wu Song had no choice but to accept it and put it in his bag. . Song Jiang took some broken silver and paid back the wine money. Wu Song took the stick. The three of them left the hotel to say goodbye. Wu Song burst into tears, said goodbye and left. Song Jiang and Song Qing stood in front of the hotel, hoping that Wu Song had disappeared, and then turned back. Less than five miles away, I saw Chai Daguan riding a horse with two empty horses behind him, coming to pick up Song Jiang. I was overjoyed to see him. Let's get on our horses and come back to the village together. After getting off the horse, he invited people to drink in the back hall. The two brothers Song Jiang only stayed at Chai Daguan Renzhuang from then on. The words are divided into two parts, and there are poems to prove it: Lord
Don’t worry about the long way to go, stand up and go straight to Jingyanggang. He came drunk and killed the tiger in the mountains, and became famous all over the world. I know
It is only said that after Wu Song said goodbye to Song Jiang, he stayed in an inn that night. I got up early the next day, made a fire, had dinner, paid the rent, tied up my parcel, picked up my stick, and started on the road. He thought: "I only heard about the timely rain of Song Gongming in the Jianghu, and it was indeed true! It was not in vain to get to know such brothers! Wu Song traveled on the road for several days and arrived at the ground of Yanggu County. This trip is still far away from that county. At noon that day, he was feeling hungry and thirsty. He saw a hotel in front of him, holding a flag in front of the door with the words: "Three bowls are not enough." Wu Song went inside and sat down. He leaned on the stick and shouted: "Master, please bring the wine quickly." "The owner of the shop placed three bowls, a pair of bowls, and a plate of hot dishes in front of Wu Song. He sifted a full bowl of wine. Wu Song picked up the bowl and drank it all in one gulp. He shouted: "This wine is so powerful. "Master, are you full and want to buy some wine?" The restaurant said, "Only cooked beef." Wu Hua said, "Cut it into two or three kilograms and eat it." The hotel owner went inside and cut out two kilograms of cooked beef and cooked it. A large plate was placed in front of Wu Song. Then sift another bowl of wine. Wu Song ate it and said, "Good wine!" He sifted through another bowl. I just ate three bowls of wine and never sifted it again. Wu Song knocked on the table and shouted, "Master, why don't you come and sift the wine?" The restaurant said, "If your guest wants meat, bring it." Wu Song said, "I want wine too, and I'll cut some meat too." The restaurant said Wu Song said: "I cut the meat and added it to the guests to eat, but I didn't add any wine." Wu Song said: "But it's weird again!" Then he asked the host: "Why don't you sell wine to me?" said the restaurant owner. "My guest, you must see that on the flag in front of my door, it clearly says: "Three bowls are not enough." "Wu Song said: "How come you can't make three bowls of rice? The restaurant owner said, "Although my wine is village wine, it tastes better than old wine." Whenever a customer comes to my shop and eats three bowls, he becomes drunk and cannot cross the hill in front of him. Therefore, it is called "three bowls but no more than a hill". If past guests come here, they will only eat three bowls, and no more questions will be asked. Wu Song said with a smile: "It turns out that it's so difficult!" I ate three bowls, how could I not get drunk? "The wine shop said: "My wine is called 'Tou Ping Xiang', also called 'Outdoor Pour'. When you first take it in your mouth, Chun B62C tastes delicious, but after a while it falls down. "Wu Song said: "Don't talk nonsense. I won’t pay you back if I have no land. Sieve three more bowls for me to eat. Seeing that Wu Song was completely motionless, the restaurant sieved three more bowls. Wu Song ate and said, "That's good wine!" Master, I will eat a bowl and give you the money for a bowl. I will just sift it. "The restaurant said: "Guests, don't worry, just ask for a drink. This drink will make you drunk, and there is no cure. "Wu Song said: "Don't talk about it! Even if you put the sweat medicine in it, I still have a nose. The shop owner was overwhelmed by his words and sifted out three more bowls. Wu Song said, "I'll eat another two kilograms of meat." "The restaurant cut up another two kilograms of cooked beef and sifted three bowls of wine. Wu Song's mouth was slippery and he just wanted to eat. He went to take out some broken silver and shouted: "Master, come and see my silver. I will return it to you. Is the wine and meat money hooked? The restaurant owner looked at it and said, "I have more than enough, and I have some money for you." "Wu Song said: "I don't want you to give money, just sift the wine. The restaurant owner said, "Sir, when you want to have a drink, there are still five or six bowls of wine left. I'm afraid you won't be able to eat any more." "Wu Song said: "There are only five or six bowls, you can sift them all. "The restaurant said: "You are such a long man, how can I help you when you fall drunk? "Wu Song replied: "Anyone who asks you to help him is not a good man. "The restaurant is willing to sift the wine. Wu Song said anxiously: "I don't want to eat your food for free. Don't try to seduce me. I will smash your house to pieces and turn your little shop upside down! "The restaurant said: "This guy is drunk, don't mess with him. "I sifted six more bowls of wine and ate them with Wu Song. He ate fifteen bowls before and after. He picked up the stick, stood up and said, "I'm not drunk. "He walked out of the door and said with a smile: "But he didn't say that three bowls are not enough! ” Holding the tip stick in hand, he left.
The restaurant rushed out and shouted: "Where are you going, guest?" Wu Song stood still and asked: "What do you want me to do? I don't have much money for your wine, why do you call me?" The restaurant shouted: "I mean well. You and me Come back to my house and read the lawsuit." Wu Song said, "What's the lawsuit?" The restaurant said, "There's a big, eye-catching white-fronted insect in front of you. It came out late and killed thirty or twenty men." The lawsuit is now limited to hunting and arresting people. People on both sides of the Gangzi intersection can teach guests to form groups and cross the Gang at three o'clock. During the six hours of Shen, You, Xu, and Hai, you are not allowed to go to Gang. You are not allowed to go to Gang during the day. You must wait for your companions to pass by. Sooner or later, I will see you leaving the capital. If you don't care about others, it will be a waste of your own life. It's better for me to stop here and wait for the thirty or twenty people to gather together tomorrow." Wu Song heard this and said with a smile: "I am from Qinghe County. On Tiaojingyang Hill, I have never seen a big insect! Don't scare me with such nonsense! Even if there is a big insect, I am not afraid. You. If you don't believe me, come in and read the lawsuit." Wu Song said, "You are really a tiger, so I'm not afraid of you! Why don't you try to kill me in the middle of the night if you let me rest at home? But you scare me?" The restaurant said: "You see! I have good intentions, but you are so embarrassed! If you don't believe me, please do it yourself." Exactly: Zhai
The car in front fell over thousands of times, and so did the car behind. It is clear that Pingchuan Road treats good words as bad words. The owner
The owner of the hotel shook his head and went into the store. Wu Song raised his stick and strode across Jingyanggang. After walking about four or five miles, I came to the foot of a hill and saw a big tree. The bark had been scraped off, leaving it completely white, with two lines of characters written on it. Wu Song also knows a few words. When I looked up, it read: "Because the big insect in Jingyanggang has recently injured people, but there are passing merchants, you can travel in groups at Si, noon, and Wei. Please don't make a mistake." Wu Song read it, He said with a smile: "This is a trick of the restaurant. To frighten the guests, they went to stay at that guy's house. What are you afraid of?" Dragging his stick across the way, he came up to the hillside. At that time, it was time to apply for a license. This round of red sun is moving down the mountain next to each other. Wu Song took advantage of the wine and walked up to the hillside. Less than half a mile away, I saw a dilapidated mountain temple. When I walked to the temple, I saw a seal posted on the temple door. When Wu Song stopped and read, it read: "There is a new big insect in Yanggu County on Jingyanggang, which has been hurting people recently. I see that today the staff is limited to hunters and other people in various villages, but no one has been caught. If there is any past Travelers, merchants, etc. are allowed to travel together at four o'clock, noon, and midnight. Single guests are not allowed to travel during the day, for fear of being harmed and inconvenienced." Wu Song read the letter and found out. There is a tiger at the end. He was about to go back to the hotel and thought: "When I go back, I will be ridiculed by him. If I am not a good man, it will be difficult to turn away." Cun thought for a while and said, "What are you afraid of? Just go up and see what happens. !" Wu Song was walking, and when he saw the wine pouring up, he put the felt hat on his back, tied the stick under his ribs, and walked up to the hill step by step. When I looked back at the sunset, it was gradually falling. The weather is now in October, with short days and long nights, making it easy to get late. Wu Song said to himself: "What kind of big insect is that? People are afraid of themselves and dare not go up the mountain." Wu Song walked for a while, and became drunk and anxious. Holding the stick in one hand and opening his chest with the other, he staggered straight through the forest. Seeing a large bluestone with light on it, I leaned the stick on one side and turned my body over. But when I was about to fall asleep, I saw a strong wind coming. When I look at the wind, I see: Ancient
Invisible and shadowless, it penetrates the human heart, and it can blow all things into bloom. Just remove the yellow leaves from the trees and push out the white clouds into the mountains. Zhai
It turns out that in the world, clouds are born from dragons, and winds are born from tigers. Wherever the gust of wind passed, a thumping sound was heard from behind the trees, and a big, eye-catching white-fronted insect jumped out. Wu Song saw Bo Bo and Scandium. He held the stick in his hand and flashed it beside the bluestone. The big insect was hungry and thirsty, so he pressed his two claws on the ground briefly, jumped up with his body, and lifted it down from the air. Wu Song was so shocked that he broke out in a cold sweat. It's too late, but it's soon. When Wu Song saw the big insect coming towards him, he just dodged and got behind the big insect. It was most difficult for the big insect to see people from behind, so it put its front paws on the ground, lifted its waist and hips, and lifted it up. Wu Song just ducked and hid aside. Seeing that he couldn't catch him, the big insect roared, but it was like a thunderbolt for a long time, shaking the mountains. He raised the iron rod upside down like a tiger's tail, and when he cut it, Wu Song ducked aside.
It turns out that the big insect only attacks people with one strike, one lift, and one cut. When the three things cannot be lifted, half of the Qi will be gone. The big insect couldn't be cut, so he roared again, and after a swipe, Wu Song saw the big insect turn over and come back. He raised a stick with both hands, and with all his strength, he slashed it down from mid-air with just one stick. Hearing a sound, the tree was knocked down with its branches and leaves. When you look closely, you can't hit the big insect with a stick. It turned out that he was panicking and was hitting the dead tree. He broke the stick into two pieces and only got half of it in his hand. The big insect roared, got angry, turned over and pounced again. Wu Song only jumped again, but retreated ten steps. The big insect managed to put its front paws in front of Wu Song. Wu Song threw half of the stick aside, grabbed the big insect's head with both hands, and pressed it down. The big insect was struggling and had already lost its strength. Wu Song tried his best to accept it, but he was willing to relax a little bit. Wu Song looked at the door with one foot in front of the big insect, his eyes just kicking. The big insect roared and scooped up two piles of yellow mud from under its body, making a pit. Wu Song pushed the big insect's mouth straight down into the yellow mud pit. The big insect ate Wu Songnai and lost some of his strength. Wu Song grasped the flower skin tightly with his left hand, stole his right hand, raised his fist as big as a hammer, and focused on hitting with all his strength. After fifty or seventy punches, blood spurted out from the big insect's eyes, mouth, nose, and ears. Wu Song, using his usual majesty and martial arts skills, beat the big bug into a pile in a short while, but it seemed to be holding a brocade bag. There is an ancient story about Wu Song fighting a tiger on a single road in Jingyanggang. But see: know
The wind is blowing at Jingyang Gangtou, and the sun is cloudy and hazy for thousands of miles. B442B442 The maple leaves are red all over the river, and the grass buds are yellow all over the place. The sunset can be seen hanging over the forest, and the cold mist fills the sky. Suddenly there was a thunderclap, and the king of beasts flew out from the mountainside. The elk at the mouth of the valley are running around with their heads held high and their claws and claws showing off. Foxes and rabbits lurked in the mountains, and the roe apes in the stream were frightened and frightened. Bian Zhuang was heartbroken when he saw him, but he was brave when he met Cun Xiao. A strong man from Qinghe was still drunk, so he suddenly met him at Gangtou. Looking for people up and down, tigers are hungry and thirsty, and come to attack people ferociously. When a tiger comes to pounce on a person, it is like a mountain falling; when a person goes to meet the tiger, it is like a rock falling over. When the arms and wrists fell, flying cannons fell, and the claws crawled into mud puddles. The tips of his fists and toes were like raindrops, and his hands were dripping with blood. The filthy and fishy wind filled the pine forest, and scattered hair and beards fell down the mountain. From a close look, the situation is unstoppable, but from a distance, the power is gathering in all directions. The wild grass is scattered all over the body, and the eyes are tightly closed so that the light does not flash. Lord
At that moment, the tiger on Jingyang Hill was beaten by Wu Song without a meal. He punched and kicked the tiger so hard that it couldn't move, causing him to gasp for breath. Wu Song let go and came to the pine tree to look for the discounted prong. He held it in his hand, fearing that the insect would not die, and struck it again with the prong. The big bug is gone. Wu Song thought again and said: "I can drag this big dead insect down the hill on the spot." When he tried to lift it with his hands in the pool of blood, he couldn't move it. It turned out that after exerting all his strength, his hands and feet became limp and unable to move. Wu Song came back to Qingshi and sat down for a while, thinking: "It looks dark. If another big insect jumps out, how can I fight it? Let's struggle down the hill, and I will come and take care of it tomorrow morning." I found a felt hat beside the stone, turned around the edge of the forest, and walked down the hill step by step. After walking less than half a mile, I saw two large insects emerging from the dead grass. Wu Song said: "Oh! I'm going to die now! It's just my life." I saw the two big insects standing upright in the dark shadow. When Wu Song looked closely, he saw two people sewing tiger skins into clothes and fitting them tightly together. The two men each held a five-pronged fork in their hands. When he saw Wu Song, he was startled and said: "You have eaten B62DB62E's heart, leopard's liver, and lion's legs! You are so scared! How dare you walk through Gangzi alone, in the dark, without any equipment!" I wonder if you are a human or a ghost?" Wu Song said, "Who are you two?" The man said, "We are hunters here." Wu Song said, "What are you doing here?" The two hunters asked in surprise. "You don't know! Now there is a huge insect on Jingyanggang, which comes out every night to hurt people. Only we hunters have killed seven or eight people. Countless guests who passed by were all eaten by this beast. The magistrate of this county is waiting with us hunters in the countryside to catch him. He is so powerful that no one dares to go forward. We have to take many sticks to catch him tonight. The two of us were hunting, and we were going up and down with a dozen countrymen, laying out bows, medicine, and arrows to wait for him. When we were in ambush here, we saw you walking down the hill and eating me up. Shocked. Who are you? Have you ever seen a big insect? "Wu Song said: "I am from Qinghe County, and my surname is Wu. He was beaten to death with fists and kicks.
"The two hunters were stunned after hearing this and said, "I'm afraid I didn't say this! "Wu Song said: "If you don't believe it, just look at the blood stains on my body. "The two said: "Why are you calling? "Wu Song once again explained his ability to fight big insects. The two hunters were surprised and happy after hearing this! They called the ten countrymen to come. They saw that these ten countrymen were all holding forks, crossbows, knives and guns. , then gathered together and asked, "Why don't they all follow you two up the mountain? "Orion said: "That's how the beasts dare to come up. "A group of more than ten people were in front of them. Two hunters told everyone about Wu Song's killing of the big insect. Everyone refused to believe it. Wu Song said: "When you and everyone don't want to believe it, you and I can just go and see it. . "Everyone had fire knives and flints around them, and they immediately started to make fire and lit five or seven torches. Everyone followed Wu Song and went up to Gangzi together. They saw the big insect dead in a pile. Everyone was overjoyed to see it. First, I asked someone to report to the county magistrate and take charge of the household. Five or seven villagers here tied up the big bug and carried it down to the mountain. When they arrived at the foot of Deling, there were already seventy or eighty people coaxing them to come. First, he carried the dead insect in a sedan chair to Wu Song, who was waiting in front of the village to greet him. Thirty or twenty people from the local households and hunters from the same town came to visit Wu Song. They asked, "What's the name of the strong man?" Where is your hometown? "Wu Song said: "The villain is from Qinghe County, a neighboring county here. His surname is Wu and his name is Song. He ranks second. Because I came back from Cangzhou, I was very drunk at the hotel in Gangzi last night. When I came to Gangzi, I bumped into this beast. "The identity of the man who beat the tiger was explained in detail. All the superiors said: "He is really a hero! "The hunters first brought the game to Wu Song. Wu Song was tired from hunting big insects and wanted to sleep. The big family asked the villagers to check into the guest room and teach Wu Song to rest. At dawn, the superior sent someone to the county to report. They put on the tiger bed and arranged it neatly to send him off to the county. At dawn, Wu Song got up and washed up. Many guests took a sheep and picked up a load of wine to wait on him in front of the hall. Wu Song put on his clothes and straightened his clothes. When he went out to the front, he met everyone. The ministers held their candles and said, "I don't know how many people have been killed by this beast!" This caused Orion to eat a few restricted meals. Fortunately, the strong man came today and got rid of this serious harm. The people in one village are blessed, and the second is the passage of guests and friends, which is a gift of strong men. Wu Song thanked him and said, "It's not a boy's fault. I rely on the blessings of my elders." "Everyone came to congratulate them and had a morning of wine and food. They carried out the big insects and put them on the tiger bed. Households in the villages all hung up red flowers with Wu Song. Wu Song had some luggage and parcels and sent them to the village. They all came out together. The village gate came. The magistrate of Yanggu County had already sent people to pick up Wu Song. They all met and asked four village guests to carry Wu Song in a sedan chair and carry the big insect in front, hanging with a red ribbon. , Welcome to Yanggu County. When the people of Yanggu County heard that a strong man had killed a big insect on Jingyang Hill, they all came out to see him, and Wu Song was watching in his sedan chair. I saw Ya shoulder-to-shoulder, noisy Rang Rang, and alleys blocked, all coming to greet the big insect. When they arrived at the gate of the county government office, the magistrate was already waiting in the hall. Wu Song got off the sedan chair and carried the big insect to the front of the hall. , put it on the corridor. Seeing Wu Song's appearance, and seeing the boss Jinmao Daocheng again, the magistrate thought to himself: "How could this man defeat this tiger! Then he called Wu Song to come to the hall, and Wu Song went to the front of the hall and called out. The magistrate asked: "You are a strong man who fights tigers, but why do you think you killed this big insect?" "Wu Song told the general about his tiger-killing skills in front of the hall. Many people in the hall were stunned. The magistrate gave a few glasses of wine to the hall and gave the reward of one thousand guan to the upper house. , The reward was given to Wu Song. Wu Song said: "The villain relied on the blessing of my husband and was lucky enough to kill this big insect. How dare you be rewarded if you are not a villain? The villain heard that these hunters were punished by their husband because of this big insect. Why not just give these thousand strings to everyone for use? "The county magistrate said: "In this case, let the strong men follow you. Wu Song scattered the rewards in the hall with all the hunters. Seeing his loyalty and kindness, the county magistrate wanted to promote him, so he said, "Although you are originally from Qinghe County, you are only a stone's throw away from me in Yanggu County." How about I join you and become the head of the county today? Wu Song knelt down and thanked him: "If you are praised by someone with kindness, you will be blessed for life." "The county magistrate immediately called the police officer and established a copy. On the same day, he joined Wu Song as the head of the infantry. All the high-ranking households came to congratulate Wu Song and drank wine for three or five days. Wu Song thought to himself: "I wanted to go back. I went to visit my brother in Qinghe County. Who would have thought that he would become the head of Yanggu County instead? "Since then, Shangguan's love has become famous in the countryside. Three or two days later, on that day, Wu Song was at ease and went out of the county to have some fun.
Only a voice from behind was heard: "Wu Dutou, you have become successful today, why don't you look down on me?" Wu Song looked back and shouted: "Ah Ye!" How come you are here? "It's not that Wu Song saw this man and had a different teaching: In Yanggu County, the corpses were stained with blood, and the Zhijiao's heads rolled when the steel knife was heard, and the blood flowed when the sword was swung. It is exactly: forgetting home and country because of drinking and sex, and occasionally seeing poetry The book is a mistake! Who is it that calls Wu Dutou? Let’s hear the explanation next time.
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