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Li Kui jy's mother was eaten by a tiger. Why did the classical Sung River celebrate with wine with a smile?
The director always thinks that Liangshan and his gang are not brothers, let alone friends. They are just a group of bandits and hooligans who are mixed together for personal gain and full of friendship. They are not only heartless, but even inhuman. Of course, the most inhuman is Li Kui jy. As long as you kill the red eye, everyone will cut it, even the elderly and children. The four-year-old official's son was beaten to death by him, and human flesh sashimi was his specialty.
He may never have thought that his cruelty to others would return to himself one day, but it was not others who were cruel to him, but his Liangshan brothers, the buddies who started their business together, and the people who kept saying that they would die together. I don't know how sad he was when he faced this matter.
Yes, what I want to say is that Li Kui jy went down the mountain to see his mother. On the way, his mother was thirsty. Li Kui jy put her down and went to find water by herself. My mother was eaten by a tiger. Li Kui jy killed four tigers in anger, but he didn't expect to go back to Liangshan with his mother, but he was eaten by a tiger halfway, which made him completely unacceptable. Even a cold-blooded person will be miserable in the face of the murder of his closest relatives.
Even if Li Kui jy is cold-blooded, he still has a warm side, and occasionally there is a little brilliance of human nature. Besides, he was completely raised by my mother. Without his mother, there would be no Li Kui jy, and it is hard to say whether he can grow up. It was a good thing to meet my mother down the mountain, but the good thing turned into a bad thing. I should express my filial piety in front of all leaders. Not only did my mother not pick it up, but the tiger also ate it. What should we do?
After Li Kui jy returned to Liangshan, he worshipped Song Jiang for the first time and returned two axes, that is, he gave the public property to the public. Then he didn't hold back. He complained with a runny nose and tears that he took his mother to Yiling and was eaten by a tiger, so he killed four tigers. Speaking of which, strictly speaking, even strangers will comfort themselves with a sigh and express their sadness, not to mention the Liangshan brothers and comrades who once fought side by side.
But what is the actual situation? Liangshan these people not only did not comfort Li Kui jy, but everyone, including Song Jiang, did not say anything, nor did they have verbal sympathy. Instead, everyone laughed. This is horrible. Li Kui jy's mother died, and everyone laughed, which showed that everyone not only completely disrespected Li Kui jy, but also regarded him as a joke and looked down on him from the bottom of their bones. What is even more ridiculous is that, as the two leaders of Liangshan, Classical and Sung River said nothing and took advantage of nothing.
They just laughed and said, "You killed four tigers. Today, two live tigers were added to the cottage. It is also appropriate to celebrate." Many heroes were overjoyed, so they taught them to kill sheep and horses and held a banquet to celebrate the two new leaders.
See, that means that you killed four tigers in jy, Li Kui, but there were two more Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu in Liangshan, which is something to celebrate, so you ignored the sadness of jy, Li Kui, and began to prepare a banquet and made a dinner for Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu.
It's so cold-blooded. This is not brotherhood. In the eyes of Song Jiang and Classical, the death of Li Kui jy's mother seems to have nothing to do with them. The family affairs of a key employee are not taken seriously by the leaders, which only shows that these leaders are not human beings and lack basic human care. It also shows that these so-called brothers are cold-blooded animals.
In fact, the death of Li Kui jy's mother has not been mentioned, which shows that all loyalty, filial piety and propriety advocated by Liangshan are false, routine and fraud. No matter how this organization develops or evolves, there is no premise at all.
You don't believe in the culture you advocate, and it is nonsense to say that it is developing.
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