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Pursuing boys' skills and routines

The skills and routines of pursuing boys are as follows:

1, I met a good-looking boy and pretended to be casual in front of my friends and said, This boy is so handsome. He will certainly hear from his friends and start to pay attention to you. Occasionally he will squint his eyes to let him know that you are paying attention to him. It won't be long before the boys will come to you.

Don't ask "What's the matter with you" when he is sad, but ask "What can I do for you?" . The goodwill has suddenly increased! Pro-test is effective! ! !

3. Chatting when you are unfamiliar at first, and almost sleeping at night. Then don't come back when the other party sends a message, and wait until the next morning, so you can talk for one more day without looking for a topic, haha wit!

4. I have a friend who is not good-looking, but is very good at measuring. She will pick up the ambiguity thrown by boys, and her speech will be soft. Sometimes, she will ask her male friends to do some small things for her. Hormones are out of date. Although green tea is good, it is not a bitch.

5. There was a sister who didn't have any feelings for her at first. Later, every time she went out to eat, she asked me to drink with her. I am the kind of person who is still strong after three drinks! She kisses me every time she drinks too much! So I fell in love with her kiss.

6. Pretend to be strong, but when you have a problem, run to him and ask him for advice. Take an ambiguous nickname, buy things for your lover, accompany him to some places as much as possible, and leave your footprints everywhere, so that he will think of you when he goes out. Also, when a boy is lovelorn, it's best to flirt. Just talk to him and you'll understand.

7. "Handsome boy, do you have a girlfriend?" Yes, well, let's worship each other!

8. When he looks at you, pretend to talk to others and lick the hair in his ear; Pretending to have obsessive-compulsive disorder, using his collar disorder as an excuse to help him clean up, it works every time; Be gentle, slow down and enjoy all his jokes, whether funny or not; Pretend to casually pat the dust off his shoulder when talking; If you leave, you will never confess. Well, he will be your male ticket soon.

9. The most powerful thing for Han is to make men want to marry you and try to make themselves beautiful enough to be married by men.

10, show this to him, and he asks, "What are you looking at this for?" -"used to tease you!"