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Shit superman
The arrival of the new god, Superman, can become Superman as long as he goes to WC! The problem can be solved in a few seconds! If he's not constipated ...
Introduction of defecation superman skills:
Ordinary attack: super egg-blasting fist, monomer, physical damage.
-One punch can break an egg! Whether it's eggs or ostrich eggs or something!
Skill attack: air-jet rapid-fire boxing, monomer, physical damage, cooling for 2 rounds.
With this trick, Superman can blow up a devil 800 kilometers away with one punch!
Passive 1: speed suppression
Increase Superman's speed. Words ... Superman wasn't born so fast, is it a skill?
Passive 2: pride and protection
Superman will get a shield to increase his damage and reduce the damage he suffered at the beginning of the battle until the end of the battle. However, it should be noted that this skill will cause serious protests from other partners!
Passive 3: get together and open the sailu.
At the end of each round, Superman will clear the non-halo abnormal state of friends whose friendly blood volume is less than a certain percentage. Every time he removes a partner, his energy shield effect will increase, but after each attack, the shield effect will decrease, at least not lower than the initial effect of the arrogant protector. This ..... great Kaiser Lu will be used by teammates? Superman, are you sure you want to do this?
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