Humorous language of catching fish

The humorous language of catching fish is as follows:

1. In the past, fishing was to reduce the pressure, but now the fishing pressure is even greater.

2. After you go home from fishing, you should rack your brains to find a new fishing spot and tie up the fishing line group.

I go fishing with dozens of kilograms of fishing gear every day, and I'm not tired at all.

4. Others are fishing, old cats and kittens. In order to catch more fish, I can only choose the way that stupid birds fly first, and stand in the red sun to try my luck when others collect their backpacks and go home for dinner.

5. Aren't you addicted to my story of catching fish? Maybe it's a little boring. What is my phishing website?

6, can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there are fishing.

7. When you meet your favorite fish, you must be bold, careful and thick-skinned.

Dude, I'm sorry, you're blocking my fishing net.

9. Sure enough, a fisherman can catch fish anyway.

10, fishing must catch the sea soil, making friends will lose the wind.

1 1, fishing, I don't know whether it's fishing by people or fish! What do fish catch when people catch nothing? ?

12. How to solve the problem is only fishing, which is interesting in itself. You don't need support or applause Fish makes you happy, but empty-handed makes you happy.

13. After checking the balance in Alipay, my hanging heart finally stopped beating.

14, I won't explain the rest, I'll talk about it later.

15, fishing, fishing is sometimes not a fish, just a mood, for a while.

Fishing is a very interesting sport, but sometimes a lot of super funny things happen.

Fishing is just a pleasure. If you don't catch Xiaohua Mall,

18, the fish said to the water: Why do I always want you to answer? Water said to the fish: Because I like to let you know my heart in the question and answer.

19, fish said to water: Do you believe in love at first sight? The water said to the fish: When I realized that you were a fish, I knew you would swim into my heart.

20. I got up the courage, grabbed it with my hand and quickly put it into the bucket. This time, it didn't escape from my palm.