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The Chinese test paper arrived, and Duke Zhou urged me to leave quickly.
I said Duke Zhou, don't worry, let me take a few more questions.
mathematics
Not long after the papers were handed out, my best friend was caught cheating.
Geometry examination questions are difficult and tearful.
foreign language
Foreign languages are not my strong point, but fortunately I have this ability around me.
I chose the wrong answer only because my eyes were not keen.
chemistry
Chemical elements are difficult to recite. Look through the books under the table.
Accidentally, the book fell to the ground and went to the guidance office to register.
physics
Physics is a difficult problem. Look around and play with pens.
Suddenly I saw a paper ball flying. It turned out to be the monitor's support.
history
Historical names are too difficult to remember. Write Faraday with a brush.
Look back. Change it to Dalton immediately if there is any problem.
politics
I didn't recite the political text well, so discuss it with my deskmate.
The fifth society is too complicated and its thoughts are chaotic.
result
The teacher came to the podium with a test paper, and we were waiting to be beaten.
I was so angry that I didn't speak for a long time.
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