Humorous jokes for boyfriends

1, Xiao Yiruo: Mom, why does the aunt who gave medicine wear a mask?

Mom: The medicine I gave you is delicious. The dean is worried that they will steal it.

Xiao Zhiruo: Wearing masks for those uncles with knives is because they are afraid of eating, right?

The person who applied for a driver's license lost his job after handling the marriage certificate, because he habitually asked, "Are you for entertainment or business?"

3, the woman is ugly, can't marry, and hopes to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. When the kidnapper brought it back, she insisted on not getting off the bus. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: go, don't take the car! ! !

Twenty years ago, my father held you waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and my father cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Don't cry, big brother, give the monkey a banana!" " ! Poor thing, I'm so hungry that I have no hair. "