My humor teacher

My humor teacher 1 I have a teacher who is different from other teachers. Why do you say that? Please listen to me.

He has black hair and some moustaches, just like some small thorns. He is a little fat and strong, and he wears a whistle around his neck every day. Yes, he is our PE teacher-Miss Zhong.

What's the difference between Mr. Zhong and other teachers? Other teachers are fierce and serious, but he is humorous. He always tells jokes in class, which makes all his classmates laugh.

For example, once a classmate was talking while running, the teacher didn't stop him, but said to the classmate after running, "What did you say when you ran?" Do you run with your mouth? "Our whole class is going to laugh, but the teacher is still expressionless.

Another time, a classmate was lazy in skipping rope. The teacher said to that classmate, "If you are lazy again, I will let you jump to the front!" " "That classmate said I'm not lazy! The teacher didn't say anything this time. Next time he is lazy, he will record it for his classmates and show it to them. After reading it, the classmate immediately blushed and apologized to the teacher, saying that he would jump rope well next time. This is our teacher Zhong's unique secret method.

After class, many students returned to the classroom. I left with two other students and Mr. Zhong. The classmate at the back said, "Look, I have money, I have money." Teacher Zhong's clairvoyance heard it and said, "It seems that we don't have it." As he spoke, he proudly took out a few hundred dollars from his pocket. We shouted, "Wow, Teacher Zhong is so rich and invited us to dinner." Teacher Zhong said calmly, "Good idea, this is my private money." It also made several of our classmates laugh.

This is my favorite humor teacher, Zhong!

My Humor Teacher 2 During my academic career, I have met many teachers. What impressed me deeply was the music teacher, Miss Wang.

One sunny afternoon, probably because of the first class, the students were listless. At this moment, Mr. Wang came in beaming and said, "Today we are going to learn the song Big China." We heard the title of the song, like an enemy, and for an instant, it was bitter and bitter. Teacher Wang saw it and said, "You are so insecure. Everyone is from China, not even the first-grade children! " After listening to the teacher's words, we sat up straight in an instant like cockfighting, as if to prove to the teacher.

When the students were about to zoom in, the teacher spoke. I didn't expect all the birds in the tree to fly when he spoke. The teacher sang a few words in a beautiful voice, and the students covered their ears. Xiao Yang even said, "Teacher, is it too ugly for you to sing?" Hearing this, the teacher's face turned from a clear sky in Wan Li to a dark cloud. Seeing this, we all buried our heads very low. Get ready for his invincible lion roar.

Unexpectedly, a miracle appeared, and the teacher bowed his head silently without saying a word. Three seconds later, the teacher showed us its superb acting skills. I saw him shed a few tears, wiping his eyes with his sleeves and sucking his nose from time to time. Xiao Yang had to say, "Sorry, teacher, please ask us to sing!" " "The students praised the teacher's singing against their will. After listening to this, the teacher sang emotionally again. In our plain and appreciative expression, the teacher smiled happily, and his eyes seemed to say, "naughty boy, I'm going to make the final move." Isn't that very convincing? "hey!" However, we have been learning songs seriously, and we only hope to finish class soon. ...

Although the teacher's voice is not very nice, he plays the piano very well. As long as he doesn't sing, the world will be beautiful.

My humor teacher 3 is in my eyes and in my heart. My Chinese teacher is very humorous, and humor can't be more humorous!

The Chinese teacher, surnamed Guo, looks very energetic with a pair of rosy glasses. I had the honor of being her student for two years. Mr. Guo has a natural and graceful temperament when he gestures on the podium. Whenever she talks about wonderful places, she is so excited that her hands swing over and over again and her eyes are almost "flying". Speaking of happiness, his mouth is wide open and looks like a child who has just learned to laugh.

What we like best is Mr. Guo's witty mouth. On that day, in the hot summer, the scorching sun shone on the earth, and cicadas cried uneasily in the trees. We are listless and sleepy under the podium. As soon as Mr. Guo entered the classroom, he scanned the whole class for a while. A golden light flashed under his eyes and his mouth turned slightly upward, as if he were plotting a long-simmering conspiracy. When she looked intently, her eyes were fixed on Hu Jiangnan: "Jiangnan, Hu Jiangnan! Hey, you sleep so soundly. If you go on sleeping, you will become a new version of' Sleeping Beauty'! "

The students burst out laughing at once, and the teacher laughed with them. The corners of the mouth rose sharply, bent behind the ears, revealing white teeth, and the mouth gave a ha ha laugh. After laughing for a long time, the teacher's face returned to normal. Hands on the table, corners of the mouth still smiling slightly. "Sleeping Beauty" Hu Jiangnan finally woke up, maybe he woke up, maybe he woke up. He gave a wry smile when everyone looked at him and smiled. "Well, the students laugh enough! Feel refreshed! Ok, now look at my side. Look at the boys and girls across the street, well, good! Students, let's begin! ..... "In Mr. Guo's humor, our drowsiness was swept away.

Spring rain, which dyed the world green, disappeared silently in the soil. Teacher, you are the spring rain that moistens our hearts, and we are forever grateful to you!

My humor teacher 4 asks who my favorite teacher is, and I will not hesitate to say "orange juice" teacher!

A face with a pair of childish eyes, a pair of brown glasses on a high bridge of the nose, and a big mouth. The teacher of "orange juice" is surnamed Chen, and our nickname is orange juice because it is homophonic. The teacher is not angry and says; "Orange juice tastes sweet, and I want to make your hearts sweet." Teachers can be humorous. Every time they can turn the knowledge in textbooks into games, we can learn a lot by playing with them.

Once, the teacher asked us to do our homework by ourselves, and he corrected it on the platform. When the red pen in his hand danced quickly, it suddenly stopped. He grinned at the exercise book, and then seemed to suddenly realize, but refused to write. I just checked a few strokes, then picked up my exercise book and studied it carefully, as if I were facing a sealed book. This situation lasted for a few minutes, and the teacher smiled at Ke Hezun. "And classmates, are you a Martian? No, why write the word Mars? The teacher is too nearsighted to understand the word Mars. Will you come up and help the teacher translate? " As soon as the voice fell, all the boys clapped their hands on the table and burst into laughter. The girl was embarrassed to laugh too loudly, so she had to lie on the table and snicker and shrug her shoulders.

The teacher changed his homework and found that there was still a little time, so he wanted to talk about how to surf the Internet green. He found Li Nan staring blankly out of the window, so he said, "Zhinan must be waiting for hamburgers and chicken feet to fly by the window, otherwise he wouldn't look at it seriously." The class laughed again, and the athlete Li Zhinan blushed.

This is my teacher. Do you like it?

My humor teacher My humor teacher's surname is Lin, and her full name is Lin. She is a math teacher in our class. He is humorous and likes to do interesting things to amuse his classmates. Make the students laugh in every class. Even the way to cheer up students in class is funny.

I remember once, when Mr. Lin was in class, he saw Lu Jun staring blankly outside the window and asked Lu Jun with a smile, "Brother Lu Jun, shouldn't you be called' Brother Dai'?" Hearing this, the whole class burst into laughter. Brother Dai woke up from the hearty laughter of his classmates and smiled shyly below. Another time, I was a genius in mathematics, and I wrote all the simplest questions wrong because of a moment's negligence. Teacher Lin saw it and asked, "Huang Ruolong, are you a genius or an epileptic?" This time, the students laughed even harder, and I couldn't help laughing at this moment. This is one of teacher Lin's funny ways-taking nicknames. student

Besides nicknames, Mr. Lin has another way to cheer up the students and make them happy! I remember it was a Friday afternoon, because the students didn't take a nap, so they were all listless. Teacher Lin thought for a moment and asked, "Are you not interested in listening to my broken class? Do you need a crow's mouth to help me? " Hearing this, the students couldn't help laughing. After laughing, they will be refreshed and can continue their classes. Well, does this method work? My humor teacher

Teacher Lin's is really interesting. I wish she could teach me until graduation!

My Humor Teacher 6 When I was in the fourth grade, my math teacher was a very humorous teacher. Because of his humor, we all call him Miss Little Ha.

Remember that time, we were discussing a math fill-in-the-blank problem: What can a protractor measure? Everyone said in unison, "Measure the degree." Only one student said, "Measure the length." Xiao ha smiled and said, "how can a protractor measure the length?" It's like a sentence,' Zhang Fei beat Yue Fei and killed the sky'. Zhang Fei and Yue Fei are not from the same dynasty. How could they be killed, right? " After that, the whole class laughed. Some of them leaned forward, some leaned back, some shouted that they had a stomachache, and I could hardly stand up with laughter. This is our little teacher, Mr. Ha. It's really amazing. A word will make us laugh our heads off.

Another time, when we got to the decimal point, one of our classmates gave the decimal point wrong. Later, Xiao Ha told a joke: "Once upon a time, there was a family who made good wine and vinegar, kept good pigs and kept their rooms clean." So a poet wrote a pair of couplets to his family,' the wine-making altar is good, and it is sour with vinegar; Raising pigs is like a mountain, and rats only die. Later, an uneducated man added two commas to the couplets, which became' vinegar in wine-making jars is easy to make, and pots and pans are sour; Raising pigs is as big as a mountain mouse, only death. In this way, it becomes a brewing jar, just like vinegar, which is sour; Only the mice in the mountains are big enough to raise pigs, and only all of them are dead. ""Ha ha ha ha ha ..... "Our class laughed wildly. Ha, this humorous kung fu is really good!

Our teacher Xiao Ha's humor has broken hundreds of "world" records!

This is our teacher. You must remember his name-Humor Little Ha.

My humor teacher 7 has grown up, and we have known many teachers. They have their own characteristics: gentleness, seriousness and loveliness. My favorite teacher is Hu Ling from our class. She teaches us math. Because she is humorous, we call her humor teacher.

In class, the humor teacher always tells us a few jokes before class, and her teaching methods are different. She always talks about math with things familiar to her classmates. For example, in that class, she changed 10 to dog, 5 to cat and 0 to egg. What's the difference between a dog subtracting a cat and multiplying by two? Equal to an egg. The students said in unison. She often plays jokes on us and makes us laugh. This teaching method has greatly improved the students' grades, and the grades in our class are always far ahead.

The teacher's humor makes students feel very relaxed and happy, but in order to prepare for this humor class, the teacher has to make a lot of efforts after class!

After class, the teacher quickly returned to the office, carefully corrected our homework and prepared the content of the next composition "Humor Class". Sometimes, in order to give us a relaxed and pleasant humor lesson, teachers will still prepare lessons until late at night. We are very moved, so most students listen carefully in class, don't talk, don't make small moves.

Although the teacher works hard to prepare lessons for us, there are still some heartless students who are unmoved. The teacher was not discouraged. So the teacher specially prepared a lesson for them to listen to, and others went to the playground to play. I have been standing at the door of the classroom, very curious. What methods does the teacher use to make these students listen carefully? It turned out that the teacher used her killer again. The teacher's killer is humor, not ordinary humor, but it can make people laugh all day! Forget it, it really works! Those students listened carefully to a class and learned a trick without saying a word. I can't believe it!

I hope my humor teacher will be healthy forever. I love you, humor teacher!

My humorous teacher 8 "Teachers are hardworking gardeners", "Teachers are candles" and "Teachers are engineers of human souls". These languages are appropriate to describe teachers, but in my eyes, teachers are still masters of shaping humor, and anyone's humor begins to sprout from here.

From the first grade to the fourth grade, I always thought that science class was doing experiments, which was both boring and boring. However, since Mr. Zhang took over our science class, I feel as if I left a clear spring in my thirsty heart.

That day, teacher Zhang took us to the laboratory to do experiments as usual. After the experiment, let's talk about it. We can't tell anyone. Mr. Zhang looked at us thoughtfully and said, "Wang Jiayi, tell me." But it took Wang Jiayi a long time to stand up. Mr. Zhang asked seriously, "I called you just now, why didn't you get up?" "Teacher, I am tying my shoelaces." Mr. Zhang smiled.

Teacher Zhang is not only humorous, but also considerate. How important it is for us to have the final exam in the second half of the fifth grade! Chinese, math and English should all be tested, and we are all ahead of ourselves. In Mr. Zhang's class, he didn't give his class to the teachers of three main courses like other teachers, but taught us how to face the exam, told us to relax and told us jokes just before the exam.

I will never forget him. He told us how to take the exam in the last class. His position in my heart has far surpassed that of the teacher!

My humor teacher 9 met many teachers in my five-year study and life in primary school. They taught me knowledge, helped me grow, and benefited me a lot. What impressed me the most was Teacher Yang, who taught me Chinese in the fourth grade.

Teacher Yang is of medium height and relatively fat. He has a big belly and a lot of meat on his face. He likes wearing a brown tuxedo. He really looks like a big penguin.

Teacher Yang is humorous, especially in class, and often makes us laugh with exaggerated language. Once in a Chinese class, Teacher Yang asked him to stand up and recite ancient poems. But it's wrong for him to carry it behind his back. The author of this ancient poem was a poet in Tang Dynasty, but in Yu Yuyang's mouth, he became a poet in Song Dynasty. Teacher Yang listened to his recitation and didn't blame him. Instead, he jokingly said, "I really admire you. Did you let the author of this poem take a time machine and travel through time and space from the Tang Dynasty to the Song Dynasty? "

After listening to Mr. Yang's words, he blushed and scratched his head shyly and said, "Oh, yes, the author should be from the Tang Dynasty." After listening to their conversation, the whole class burst into laughter and many people had stomachaches. In the laughter, we firmly remembered that the author of this poem came from the Tang Dynasty.

Some people think that the stricter a teacher teaches his students, the better he teaches them. I don't think this sentence is correct. If we have a happy classroom, we can learn more knowledge. Teacher Yang is not very strict with us, but he still teaches well. Although Mr. Yang has only taught us for two short months, we like Chinese better under his education. Thank you. Teacher Yang!

I hope all teachers are as humorous as Miss Yang. Let's learn knowledge and make progress in a relaxed atmosphere!

My humor teacher 10 People often say that teachers are "the king of children" and our math teacher Jiang Yuehua is a veritable "king of mathematics". Miss Jiang is not tall. She is over 50 years old, but she walks briskly and full of energy. Especially in lectures, she always laughs and sounds like a little girl, which makes it difficult to see her real age. What is even more incredible is that she has forged an unforgettable friendship with us naughty children.

Our "king of mathematics" is very humorous. She often lets us master knowledge unconsciously in a relaxed and happy learning atmosphere.

Once, a classmate wrote the numbers wrong. Teacher Jiang said, "You put them in the wrong place. It shouldn't be here. It also muttered:' Why should I stand in the position of others? They all said I was wrong, and I was embarrassed. If I put you in someone else's position, you won't be angry, others will be angry! "This sentence made us laugh, even the students who made mistakes laughed. Strange to say, since then, few students in our class have got the figures wrong.

The humor of "the king of mathematics" is not only reflected in the classroom, but also in our daily communication.

Once a group had a long math book, and a classmate couldn't find his own book, so he went to Mr. Jiang. Teacher Jiang said to him, "I didn't give you the book, so don't look for me." Look in the bag. " Maybe it was eaten by a naughty schoolbag? "Sure enough, the classmate found a book in his schoolbag. It turned out that he was careless and forgot to hand in his homework. Of course, the book is still in his bag!

"King of Mathematics", may you always be humorous and always young; Dear teacher Jiang, I will never forget your teachings!

My humor teacher 1 1 From the first grade of primary school to now, there are more than N teachers who have taught me, but what impressed me the most is teacher Wan who taught us English in the fourth grade.

Teacher Wan is a humorous teacher. I remember once, she asked me where I went to play during the National Day holiday in class. I said, "Play games at home." "Xiao Gu, you can be awarded the Best Otaku Award." Teacher Wan smiled and said, "Guess where I went?" Some students guessed Beijing and some guessed Heilongjiang. I joked with what Teacher Wan said: "I didn't go anywhere, and I was the best house girl." The classroom suddenly exploded. Teacher Wan said, "I went to Qinghai, where I almost killed a cow!" " ""You killed a cow? A cow killed you! "The students burst out laughing." I'm driving. Fortunately, I stopped the car, otherwise I would be fined. ""What cow, and a big fine? " "Prince Bull!" The students burst into laughter again.

Another time, it was caused by the naughty Wang Yuhan in our class. In that class, the teacher held a game to see which team scored the highest. The game is drawing to a close, and the first group is far ahead. The students in their group are all in high spirits and very happy. When Mr. Wan was writing on the blackboard, he suddenly turned around and found that Yu Han of the first group had deserted. He joked with his own name: "Oh, the first group is wrong, the torpedo attacked!" " Then many points were deducted from their group, which led other groups to surpass them. Everyone immediately became happy and laughed. Teacher Wan added, "Oh, why are you so happy? You gloat! " After that, many points were deducted by other groups, and the first group regained the first place, which really made us laugh and cry.

Teacher Wan is so humorous! In class, we are happy and relaxed, so we all like her very much.

My Humor Teacher 12 Since school, we have known many teachers and had many things with them, which makes us unforgettable. Let me introduce my English teacher, Miss Cai.

Teacher Cai is the female teacher who impressed me the most. She never ties her hair and wears a pair of red glasses. She is about twenty-seven or eight years old. She impressed me with humor. I remember once, when we were doing our homework, she came in and said to us, "Students, I have a question for you: Make peace. War. Find English and say it in this order. " We disagreed and said loudly, "I farted." Then she smiled, and after a while we stopped to laugh with her.

She is not only humorous, but also likes us very much. On a rainy morning in Mao Mao, we were having an English class, so we were in a bad mood because of the bad weather. This is why Teacher Cai saw our mood and said loudly, "Students, let's play a game." I feel refreshed when I listen to it, and so do other students. "Classmates, let's choose two people to go out first, then insert a pen in one of our classmates, and then let that classmate come in and let him use English-do you have a pen? Come and ask who has a pen, some say no, some say yes. " After a quarrel, another classmate and I were chosen out. After waiting outside for a while, we came in and started asking questions one by one. In the end, there was none, only one person left. We said loudly, "It's XX." Teacher Cai is wrong, and we are both puzzled. Then, as a rude awakening, we immediately ran to our seats and turned over. But I couldn't find it in the end, so I had to give up. Unexpectedly, everyone laughed at Miss Cai. The door was pushed open with a bang, and the headmaster shouted angrily, "Can you be quiet? The school is about to collapse. " Our Miss Cai said, "Nothing, I'll fix it if it collapses." The angry headmaster blushed like a big ripe apple.

This is our teacher Cai, the most unforgettable teacher in my heart.

My humor teacher 13 My teacher has heavy eyebrows and a big mouth like a radio. His most distinctive feature is that he has two or three beards in his dimples, which is ridiculous. He is of medium height and has a crew cut. Often wear short-sleeved shirts, age unknown.

The bell rang and the teacher came into the classroom like a gust of wind. I remember when the teacher first came to class. The teacher introduced himself and said, "I'm a fast lecturer, so you should concentrate in class." Don't think all day: my mother cooked meat for me this afternoon. How delicious this meat is. As long as you are not careful, you can't hear me. I won't tell you again. The meat you went back to eat was not delicious because you didn't hear what the teacher said. " The teacher really laughed me to death, but he not only enlivened the atmosphere, but also made me listen more carefully.

When we got to the multiplication table, the teacher compared the same two numbers to a pigsty for fear that we would not remember them. Compare two different figures, one is a boar and the other is a sow. If there are three numbers, compare the third number to a pig. For example, A times B plus A times C plus A times D, we heard the whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher went on to say that pigsty is owned by boars, sows and piglets! My teacher is really humorous.

Another time in class, I pulled out my nails with a triangle and was found by the teacher. I was so nervous that I almost cried. The teacher smiled and said, "I have never seen anyone pull out their nails with a triangle since I was a child." Throw it away yourself. "The teacher made me want to cry again.

My teacher is really humorous! I know you tell these jokes for our study, thank you, teacher!

My humor teacher 14 "In the quiet night, the stars shine. The teacher's window is brightly lit ... "The teacher is always so amiable and respectable in my heart. From kindergarten to primary school, every teacher has given me endless care and love.

This semester, our head teacher changed from a gentle and beautiful xu teacher to a gentle male teacher-Zhao Long. He is tall, but thin. His long face seems more knowledgeable than others. He has smart glasses on his nose and a serious expression. When he came into the classroom, we were all full of curiosity and a little scared. Will male teachers be fierce?

However, after a while, we all fell in love with Miss Zhao. Because he is humorous, he often makes us laugh in class. He often makes courseware, and the computer is full of rich information, which can make people dizzy. I fell in love with his class deeply. After school, I often dance to describe some interesting things in Chinese class to my mother. My mother often laughs at me: "Have you become a huge fan of Miss Zhao?"

Teacher Zhao's educational methods are also very interesting. Once when Zhang Chen was dancing in class, I saw him shaking his jacket and twisting his ass in circles, and everyone laughed their heads off. At this time, teacher Zhao not only didn't lose his temper, but said calmly, "Oh dear! Play monkey! Can I throw you a watermelon? " We were all surprised and stopped talking at once, secretly looking at Zhang Chen. Embarrassed, Zhang Chen immediately stopped jumping and sat quietly in his seat. Teacher Zhao continued to talk about his class, so a class storm quietly subsided.

Teacher Zhao likes to arrange small writing exercises almost every day, and the topics are also very interesting. For example, my good times in the air, good and bad pots, talking about my family, etc ... According to my mother, only by writing a good composition can we really improve our Chinese level. It seems that Miss Zhao attaches great importance to cultivating the internal strength of China people! In this way, the composition will be deducted less during the exam, which is really killing two birds with one stone! He is really a teacher full of wisdom.

I like our teacher Zhao!

My humor teacher 15 Tell me about my teachers. They all have their own characteristics, but the most humorous one is our Chinese teacher, Miss Lu.

I remember that it was a composition evaluation class that day, and the teacher first cited several typical examples of poor composition. I hope you can sum up your experience and not make such low-level mistakes like those students. Probably to make us remember for a long time, the teacher suddenly said, "Write correctly. If you make a mistake, your masterpiece will be directly ignored by me. " The teacher said, and wrote a line on the blackboard: three views are not in the cold palace! Provoked the students to stagger their laughter, and even the male students who were usually very cold put down their "baggage" and burst out laughing.

On another occasion, Teacher Lu told us to praise the students who dictated correctly twice on the official WeChat account and correct some mistakes that students often make. The teacher said, "Students, it's a pity to make a slip of the pen. Be careful. On the official account of WeChat WeChat, I originally wanted to put the' bright all day' written by Shen Zhan in our class, but I accidentally put it all right. " As soon as the voice fell, some students burst into laughter because they heard "Liang Liang", and some students chattered endlessly about it. In order to praise all the right students, the teacher specially compared those students to "other people's children" in every mother's mouth, and encouraged us to make every student become "other people's children" in other mothers' mouths. As soon as the voice fell, the classroom was full of laughter.

In teacher Lu's class, the most important thing is our laughter. This is my new teacher, a humorous teacher.