Jokes made by George W. Bush

50 quotations are definitely enough:

1. "We have a firm commitment and obligation to NATO. We are part of NATO. We also have a firm commitment to Europe. and obligations, we are part of Europe."

2. "It is time for humans to enter the solar system."

3. "The vast majority of our imported goods come from. abroad.”

4. “It is not pollution that harms the environment, but impurities in water and air.”

5. “Family is the wing upon which our nation seeks hope. "A place where we can dream."

6. "These people are trying to shake the will of Iraqi citizens and hope that we will leave... I think if we really leave, the world will be better off..."

7. "I know it's not easy for you to support your family." (This is a black English sentence, but educated people don't say it like this, because the literal meaning is "It's not easy to throw food on your family." .")

8. "If we fail to succeed, we risk failure."

9. "Our enemies are constantly innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop looking for ways to hurt our country and our people, and neither do we."

10. "Well, I think if you say you want to do something, but it doesn't happen, that's it. Believable."

11. "Space remains an important priority for NASA."

12. "I believe God wants me to be. President."

13. "God has chosen me to lead (the United States) at this moment."

14. "God has asked me to fight against Al Qaeda. I fought against them; then God instructed me to fight against Saddam, and I did so; now I decided to solve the Middle East problem."

15. "I believe that God communicates his will through me. Otherwise, I would not be able to do my job."

16. "To be very frank, teachers are the only profession that teaches our children."

17. "What the French are facing. The problem is, the word 'entrepreneur' is not in their dictionary."

18. "There is one word that basically sums up the responsibilities that all governors should bear, and that word is 'be prepared.'

19. “There’s an old proverb in Tennessee—I know it’s a Texas proverb, maybe it comes from Tennessee, it goes like this: Fool me once and you should Shame. Once you fool me, you will never be fooled again (the original proverb is: Fool me once, it’s your shame. Fool me twice, it’s my shame.)”

20. "Iraq and Afghanistan are now democracies, and they have become allies for the sake of freedom and peace."

21. "Sharon is a brave man and a peace-loving man."

22. “In my job, you always have to repeat, repeat, repeat something in order to get the truth out to people, in a way it’s like propaganda. ”

23. “I just want you to understand that when we talk about war, we are actually talking about peace. ”

24. “The idea that the United States is preparing to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. (I) have said that all options are on the table. ”

25. “Free countries will not develop weapons of mass destruction.” ”

26. “A government that is accountable to voters should focus on building roads and schools, not weapons of mass destruction.” "(The United States has tens of thousands of nuclear weapons.)

27. "As practiced by most people, Islam is a peaceful religious faith. ”

28. “What we know is that Islam is the worship and belief in one God, as revealed in the Koran. It teaches us the value and importance of charity, forgiveness and peace. ”

29. “I favor leaving the issue of abortion to the woman and her doctor.

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30. “I am pro-life. "

31. "The most important task we face is to find Osama bin Laden. This is our number one priority and we won’t rest until we find him. ”

32. “I don’t know where bin Laden is.” I had no idea, but I really couldn't care less. That's not important, it's not a priority for us. "

33. "We found weapons of mass destruction. We discovered biological laboratories... Those who said we did not find prohibited production facilities and prohibited weapons were wrong, in fact we did. "

34. "Oh, no, we won't have any casualties (in Iraq). ”

35. “We are prepared for any unforeseen events, which may or may not happen. ”

36. “I have made correct judgments in the past. And I have made the right judgment in the future. "

37. "Many Iraqi people can hear my voice tonight through the interpreter radio broadcast, and I want to send them a message: If we have to start a military war, it will be against you. It is for the illegal rulers of the country, not for you. "(March 17, 2003)

38. "For the C students, I want to tell you that you can also become the president of the United States. ”

39. “Low turnout means too few people went to vote.” ”

40. “Brown (referring to Michael Brown, the former director of the US Federal Emergency Management Agency), what the hell are you doing?” "

41. "I know that humans and fish can coexist peacefully. ”

42. “There is much suffering in the Palestinian territories as the militant group Hamas seeks to thwart democratic progress. "(The Hamas government is a democratically elected government.)

43. "We look forward to conducting analysis and other work with the legislative branch - this is expected - to calm those who clamor for freedom of speech. Come down and let him know that it does not prevent him from accessing information that he should not see. "

44. "In times of war, the president must have the authority he needs to make tough decisions, including - if necessary - decision-making authority that gives himself greater authority. ”

45. “I’m not very analytical. You know, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself and why I'm doing things. ”

46. “If this was a dictatorship, it would be too easy, as long as I was a dictator. "

47. "I am the commander - understand, I don't need to explain - I don't need to explain why I say everything I say. That's the fun of being president. ”

48. “I will not withdraw troops (from Iraq), even if only Laura and Barney (the name of Laura’s pet dog) support me.” ”

49. “I am the decider and I only make the best decisions.” ”

50. “I don’t even have the vaguest idea about international foreign policy. ”