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What is the dialect in your hometown?

UNESCO put forward an initiative in 1999: Since 2000, February 2 1 every year will be "World Mother Language Day". The goal is to publicize the importance of protecting languages around the world and promote the spread of mother tongue. Avoid the disappearance of most languages on earth.

Pass on your mother tongue today and don't let the local accent disappear! A relay action to protect mother tongue and dialect! Let's speak dialects together and protect the language of our hometown with practical actions.

I'll go first. I come from Datong, Shanxi. The following is a comparison between my hometown dialect and Mandarin:

If your girlfriend tells you that you are sweet! Wow, haha, that means I like you very much. You are very likable!

Pleasant (beautiful)

Tolerate seeing (liking)

The thread is gone (can't be found)

The water is too deep (too cold)

Too interesting (too interesting)

The water is ready (three times) (the water is boiling)

Then it's cold (provocative, talk back, use Northeast dialect like showing off in an ostentatious manner)

Less goods (nosy, nosy guy, lazy person)

Receive goods at any time (a person who has no clue and is out of tune)

More than you (I hit you, is it a warning or a joke between friends)

This is a slap in the face (warning)

Break it down (don't show off in an ostentatious manner with me, it's more imposing to use it with "overtaking you or forcibly hitchhiking")

Bomb (show off)

Can harm (naughty, naughty, mostly used to scold children)

Shivering (wearing little clothes in cold weather, which means ironic persuasion)

Collapse (wordy, repetitive)

You're really out of tune (what you're doing is really meaningless)

Climb on the bed (worthless person, meaning hate iron and not produce)

Jump at a knife (in a hurry, often used as a verbal abuse between familiar people)

Be stupefied, correct (stupid, do things without thinking, reckless)

Begging for strange things (small, ironic)

Sneaky

Nonsense (don't talk nonsense or mind your own business)

Talk to each other (of corners)

Qiu Ge (Squat down)

Tired (tickling)

Make a fuss (rubbish)

Every breast (disgusting)

Friction (folding)

Papules (small papules)

Datong classic dialect joke:

1, a young man bought clothes and said to the waiter, "I just bought a white shirt to take to Chaer." The waiter thought it was a shirt and took one.

I didn't see it a little wrinkled. Epigenetics says, "This is not normal." The waiter said, "just pull it and you can show it." "Then get me a monkey tendon." "Do you want monkey tendons?"

(Do) what? ""Lu life is good, take it.

2. Eger went to the street and ate a wonderful goda. He thought of you when he was rushing to eat, and he couldn't catch your thoughts when he was screaming.

How often can I pay back the postal money?

3. Datong people took part in the Water-splashing Festival and suddenly cursed: "Who took it?" Who took it? Who will stay away from color? "The tour guide told him that it was a blessing to throw you out. He said:

"Oh, you don't know, that gun is boiling water."

Someone went to Beijing and asked others where the toilet was in Datong dialect. Others don't understand. So, the other party was emboldened: I also speak his Mandarin-TI.

Raise your voice-"Excuse me, where is the thorn?" Others even died laughing.

There are two birds on each tree. One of them said to the other, press my sweater out yourself. The other said, "You are so numb.

I'm tired of it. It's not an exhibition when I'm away. "

6, Datong version of a Chinese Odyssey: There was once a woman who was placed in front of the post, and the post did not take her to talk to her at all. The post knew that she didn't want to have her.

Lai, if God can give Gang another chance, Gang will say to the girl: Wow!

7. When I was in high school, my Chinese teacher told me a joke: A student came home from college vacation, and his father asked him, Tutu, when did you come back?

The son said: Last night. .

I used to slap him and said, when did you come back?

The son said: Night is night. .

I smiled. .

8. Once attending a wedding, a buddy got angry and asked MM, "What is this?" MM said "match fire", buddy said "no, think again", MM said "fire."

Chai ",my buddy said" no ". Later, after performing the program, MM still couldn't help asking "What is it?". My buddy said, "Go back and ask your grandmother." Later, she couldn't take it anymore.

MM pestering, the buddy said the answer, "This is called Qu Denger", and everyone vomited.

Next, it's your turn to pass on your native language. Don't let the local accent disappear! Protect your mother tongue and have a happy relay! Let's dry it!