A sketch about Christmas (funny, don't digress) can make the audience laugh happily! Your uncle, aunt, sister, brother, brother and sister help.

1, I heard that you are going to lay eggs in a few days, really? Then I must wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! Your balls will be full moon again in a few days, so I wish you a happy New Year's Day in advance!

2, a person's Christmas Eve is very cold! Christmas Eve for two, cheating! Will you cheat with me tonight? I just want to say to you on Christmas Eve: I like your Christmas present!

3. If you are Christmas, I am New Year's Day, you are Santa Claus, I am a reindeer doffer, you are Santa Claus and I am Santa Claus. Merry Christmas!

Snowflakes falling in the sky, just like my mood, keep spreading my thoughts, trying to run to you from the other side of the distance, unable to accompany me, willing to turn into snowflakes, making the people you hit upset.

If you didn't get my Christmas present today, it must be because there is a big hole in your sock! Make up quickly! !

Here are special greetings and best wishes-Merry Christmas to you!

7. I made a wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessing to warm your heart and feet!

8. I want to say something every Christmas, but I have no chance. Now I can't hold on any longer. Please take away the socks you left on my sofa! !

9. God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Merry Christmas!

10, in order to thank you for your concern and support over the years, we will have a big prize before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Christmas message worth 10 yuan RMB from me.

1 1, zero in the exam is called duck egg, bad behavior is called bad guy, empty head is called idiot, fire is called fuck off, alas, that's called finished, and eggs that can't be eaten are called leftover eggs-Merry Christmas!

12, a handsome guy came out of your chimney on the night of the 24th. Don't panic, it's Santa Claus! He had plastic surgery in Korea. He wanted to surprise everyone. I just told you not to tell anyone.

13, last Christmas, you put a diamond ring in my socks, and I washed your smelly socks for a year; God gives me another chance, and I will say, wash your socks! For life! I love you, honey.

14 Merry Christmas ★. In order to save paper, you don't need to send me a Christmas card today. Please write your congratulatory message directly on the largest possible paper money! ∴ ☆ ∴☆ ★

15, Christmas can be celebrated without snowflakes, even if it is not romantic. With the blessing, I feel warm even in the cold winter. On Christmas Eve, I made a wish: May happiness accompany you all your life! May your gifts pile up like a mountain

16, Christmas is near a hundred flowers. One incense gives you a cash cow, two incense gives you expensive hands, three incense gives you a good mood, and four incense gives you no worries. Five kinds of perfumes give you a full box of money. Six fragrances give you eternal health!

17, the most embarrassing thing of Christmas: picking up the turkey and thinking of bird flu; I am afraid of a bomb when I receive a gift; Carrying a pocket on your shoulder is like picking up junk; Grow a beard and dress up as a terrorist-bin Laden.

18, Christmas greetings are sent everywhere. The East sends you a cash cow, the West sends you eternal happiness, the South sends you the road to success, and the North sends you money to Man Cang. From all directions, all the treasures were sent as collateral. Merry Christmas.

19, bad news and good news. The bad news is: Santa Claus lost his gift bag; And the good news is: he still has my gift for you, because it is a warm word: Merry Christmas!

20. Five prohibitions on Christmas: no pretending to be busy at work, no forgetting me when you get rich, no not helping me when you are in trouble, and no eating chocolate without calling me! Don't think about me when you are free! Hope to implement it seriously!