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Tanabata Valentine's Day confession

1, if our acquaintance is an accident, then our love is destiny takes a hand. You are the one I have been looking for, the only one. Now I have customized such a Levi's for your real name, just like my heart, which belongs to you exclusively, and the deadline is life. Do you want to wear it? 2. Pursuing you is what I like, choosing you is what I am attached to, loving you is always sincere, and I promise not to regret it. I will repay what I owe in my last life, and my love for you will remain unchanged for life. Happy Valentine's Day! I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms. If the frog didn't turn into a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't turn into a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name. 5. Give love an ageless face, so that love will remain unchanged for life; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world. Happy Valentine's Day! 6. Caring is the deep concern of one heart for another. A wisp of acacia, a kind of happiness and warmth, intoxicated their hearts and bloomed two hearts. Caring is an unforgettable miss, just like my long wait. 7. Every time I see you, I have an inexplicable impulse to listen to your breath and kiss your lips. Wait with your heart and bet your life that I will say "I love you" to you on Valentine's Day. 8. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty! 9. I miss you tens of thousands of times every day, guess where you are in my heart, and send out love sentences thousands of times every day, which becomes a message all over the city. Crystal love, love you forever! Happy Valentine's Day. 10, stay with you in the sky and be a star; On the ground with you, I would like to be a lamp; Not afraid to look small, just try your best; Brave and sincere, I will accompany you all my life. Love you forever! Happy Valentine's Day 1 1, unforgettable spring in February, rain bathing love. A sleepless spring breeze, affectionate cotton and peach blossoms. Love is a lifetime, and the small bridge flows hand in hand. Kiss love in a winding path, and make a romantic gesture. Love each other when flowers bloom, and fish and water will accompany each other forever. 12, always want to make the roses bloom more brightly to set off your face; Always want to let the years pass slowly, so that I can see you more; Always want to keep you around, life is too short; I always want to give you the best wishes, but I can't think of the best language. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day! 13, I have an expectation in my heart, and that is to walk into the future with you. I have a stage in my heart, and I hope I can jump out with you. There is true love in my heart, and I only want to watch the flowers bloom with you. There is a heroic heart in my heart, and the heart with you has never changed. Valentine's Day is coming, and I will accompany you to your old age. Tears in my eyes are scattered in the rain. It seems that there are still people calling softly in my ear. My heart is trembling. My heart is in love and scattered all over the world. 14, intoxicating smile, every heartbeat, although silent, is better than vows of eternal love; The collision of true feelings and the protection of the soul may not be romantic enough, but it is better than a weak promise. Valentine's day, I just want to spend it with you; All my life, I just want to work with you until I die. 15, I have always believed that many young people's love begins with such a scene-I knew what love at first sight was from the moment I saw him. You can do anything as long as you are happy. Maybe this is love. I hope we can spend Valentine's Day together every year. A flower is the world, a leaf is a Buddha, a song is a sigh, and you are alone all your life. Valentine's Day confession in the second paragraph 1, February 14 confession! March 14 confession! Also in April 1 confession! May 20, also want to confess! Graduation and confession in June! ! Nima Tanabata still has to be confessed. Confession is my period! 2. I suspect that my husband is having an affair and I have been suffering from no evidence. Later, when he was taking a shower, he secretly changed his name to 12520 with his mobile phone, and then sent him a short message: "Reply to the male name and female name (such as Nicholas Tse and Cecilia Cheung), immediately reveal the fate index of you and the right person, and find true love! Only ordinary SMS fee [Fetion to touch]. " The next day, I learned the name of Xiao San smoothly ... 3. There are two things in the world that are very difficult: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. People who are both successful are called wives. 4. In those days, Weaver Girl went down the mountain to take a bath, met Cowherd, and staged an earth-shattering love story. Zhao Linger took a bath outside, met Li Xiaoyao, and staged a fairy couple. This tells us that there is no chance to take a bath at home, so we must take a bath outside. We only have one earth, so you should cherish it. There is only one me on the earth, so you have to love me! ! ! 6, prepare for Valentine's Day, stay at home for the time being, don't look at my beloved book valley, play for a whole day, and you can get rid of one pair! Children's shoes with this idea, please raise your hand! ! ! 7. It's Tanabata. If there's nothing to send, just send a couplet. The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! I wish you a happy Tanabata! 8. Little Shenyang: Big Brother, you can't value money too much. Valentine's day is actually too short ~ the days of buying gifts and sending flowers have passed, and it's very sad not to buy gifts and send flowers ~ ~ Do you know what is the most painful today? You know, it means "no gifts for holidays!" Zhao Benshan: More painful! Guess what means "no gift for Valentine's Day" @ _ @ Little Shenyang: Big Brother, what is the most painful thing? "The gift is ready, and my wife has found me ..." Hang @ @ @ Zhao Benshan: Nonsense, that's nothing. What is the most painful thing? Guess what? "I'm going to take the gift home to send my wife and find that her wife has gone to spend the holiday with someone else." 9. On Valentine's Day for three years in a row, he will receive a blessing message from the same strange number, with only five words: Happy Valentine's Day. He never replied. On Valentine's Day of the fourth year, that message didn't appear. After a long hesitation, he finally sent a happy Valentine's Day message to that number. Soon there was a reply: "thank you, who are you?" "Love won't wait for anyone in the same place. If you are not careful, it will be taken away by time. 10, wife is a TV, lover is a mobile phone, watch TV at home, go out with a mobile phone, go bankrupt and sell TV, get rich and change mobile phones, watch TV occasionally, play mobile phones all day, TV is free for life, and mobile phones are overdue. The 30-year-old man is bad at school and sings the same love as his contemporaries. The 40-year-old man is bad at school and sings the late love with the next generation. The 50-year-old man is even worse. Being a woman must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating and forgetting promises. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than men's broken mouths. All temporary workers! 1 1, Valentine's Day is actually very short, one hand is pulled loose, and the lover is gone, howling ~? If you can't let go, you'll become a wife, huh? Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? That is, "spend more time with your lover, don't let your hands hold." Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? What is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? Guess what? Holding the little lover's hand to go shopping, but the wife is still holding someone else's hand. . . 12, well, I sent a text message to two roommates with itchy fingers, "What are you doing? They came back and said, "No! "13, the thing is: I was going to spend the night with a girl tonight, but we went to see Love and we all cried. After watching it, they all recalled their past feelings ... continued to cry ... and then went back to their homes. 14, Valentine's Day with lovers and Di Renjie 15 with enemies. Today's QQ signature is changed to: People who secretly love me, how can you be so calm! ! ! 16, the deepest quarrel. On Valentine's Day, I saw a woman in the subway station tearfully lecturing a man: "You didn't bring your ID card today! What do you mean! "