Joke stories suitable for third graders

The joke stories suitable for the third grade are as follows:

1. As soon as I left the gate of the community in the morning, a five or six-year-old little loli hugged my thigh and cried, "Uncle." ", you marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying: Even if you are married, you still have to go to school for me today.

2. During the Qingming Festival, I saw a child burning paper on the roadside. From time to time, he secretly threw a few examination papers into the fire and burned them. While burning them, he muttered: "Master, you are too old." Come on, do more questions there, it’s good for your brain, and it can also develop your intelligence. If you can’t do it, take my class teacher away and let her teach you.”

3. The little girl, four years old, was very naughty. One day she was playing in bed, and her father was watching TV beside the bed. Suddenly she accidentally fell off the bed. She quickly got up, went to her father, and beat her father decisively. Slap and say "what do you think kid".

4. My son is four years old this year. Once my son made me angry, so he went to his father and planned to sue me for bullying him. My husband happened to be in the bathroom at that time, but he couldn't find his father anywhere, and I ignored him when he asked me. Finally, the child said in a loud voice: "Where is your husband? I guess he doesn't want you anymore and went to the supermarket to buy a wife."

5. I am really a prodigal. I lost my fortune worth hundreds of millions as soon as I woke up.

6. Women's troubles: It is difficult to be a woman. She is not only afraid of her husband's future, but also afraid of being remembered by others after her husband becomes successful.

7. Girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys.

8. Isn’t it good to find a fat girlfriend? For the same money, you pick the biggest one.

9. The New Year’s money you receive now are all debts you will have to pay off in the future.

10. There are many ways to make your wife happy, such as giving gifts, going shopping with you, cooking delicious food, doing housework, etc. But there is only one way to make your husband happy, and that is "tonight" Go back to my mom’s house and stay at home by yourself!”

11. For a foodie, it’s not that there are too many delicious things in the world, but that everything tastes delicious to him.

12. When I was a child, I drew a picture of 100 yuan to buy a car. The boss said that my money was fake, nonsense, of course it was fake, and your car was not real either.

13. If I could choose life, I would rather be simple. A tea cup, a hut, an acre of fertile land, and a deposit of 100 million. Simple and good.

14. Just now, my roommate was washing fruit for us. He happily brought a bowl of fruit, and a group of people rushed forward and grabbed it all in an instant. I didn't move, not because I was imitating Kong Rong, but because he was holding my footbath. Watching them gobble it up, I hide my merit and fame.

15. There were a lot of people on the bus after get off work today. An aunt felt car sick and opened the window a little. The aunt next to me said fiercely that I couldn’t blow the air and closed the window with a bang. . Here comes the classic one. The aunt who opened the window earlier said angrily: You are ashes! It falls apart as soon as it blows?