How to write family rules and family instructions

First, a husband should love his wife, firmly support her and absolutely obey her leadership. A wife is always right. If the wife is really wrong, she is right as long as she doesn't admit it.

Second, strictly abide by the schedule, and my husband should get up at 6 am to make breakfast (8 yuan/person). The fat content of breakfast should not exceed the standard. It is strictly forbidden to delay, be lazy, steal vegetables, and deduct food expenses; Go to bed after 1 1: 30 at night. Be sure to wash your face, brush your teeth and wash your feet before going to bed, and consciously massage your wife and children. It is strictly forbidden to be late and leave early, lowering the service standard. No rest on holidays.

Third, the husband should often participate in on-the-job training, and constantly improve his cooking skills (at least master the four major cuisines in China), housekeeping (the standard of 5-star hotels), and Chinese massage techniques (excluding Mongolian medicine).

Fourth, the husband should always pay attention to gfd. It is forbidden to be unkempt and disheveled at home. When the wife has friends, don't wear collarless and sleeveless shirts and knee-length pants. It is forbidden to wear A goods outdoors. You should wear a straight suit and smart casual clothes, and you should meet the standards of a new good man.

Five, the monthly salary, bonus and all income must be turned over to the wife, shall not refuse to pay, shall not be omitted, it is strictly prohibited to set up personal coffers; The daily smoking expenses shall not exceed 10 yuan, and shall be shared by the wife on a daily basis (except holidays). If there are special circumstances, you need to write an application with more than 1000 words to apply to your wife, and you are not allowed to overdraw or advance for any reason. Your wife (including mother-in-law) has the right to know and examine this expense.

Six, responsible for the transfer of children to and from school, not for any reason to delay; On holidays, we should strictly implement the responsibility system of "on duty on holidays", that is, arrange a family dinner (ten dishes and one soup, flavor meal) to accompany the children to the playground (don't wait for the opportunity to chat with other female parents) and chat with the mother-in-law (don't take a nap, don't watch TV). If there is any violation, according to the seriousness of the case, punishment can be given, such as reprimand (gross demerit), deduction of pocket money, deduction of tobacco and alcohol money or confiscation of computers.

Seven, the husband is fully responsible for the health work at home. Hygienic inspection is accepted according to iso-9002 five-star hotel standard. Those who fail to meet the standards will be punished on the spot, and can be punished by deducting pocket money, tobacco and alcohol expenses and cleaning on the spot for three times respectively or jointly.

Eight, except holidays, don't watch TV, don't grab the remote control of his wife and children, don't make noise, don't watch basketball games and any programs that his wife doesn't like to watch. If there is any violation, you can mop the floor for three times alone or in combination, and you will be disqualified from watching TV for one month.

Nine, stare at women (13-60 years old) for no more than three seconds (inclusive) at a time, and stare at the same woman for no more than three times (inclusive) on the same day; It is strictly forbidden to contact the old lover by telephone, letter, meeting, surfing the Internet, etc.

10. My husband gives one-third of his pocket money to his mother-in-law to honor the elderly every month.

11. My wife is interested in going shopping when she has time, and her husband will accompany her without complaining and bring a credit card. When the wife tries on clothes, the husband should praise her sincerely, and must not perfunctory or beat her. Don't look at other women in the street.

Twelve, the husband should strengthen the construction of spiritual civilization, and his wife's hobbies should also make him like it (if his wife loves football, she should take her to the scene to watch football matches every week-higher than the standard of "Super League"). His wife likes mainland male stars, but his favorite stars are not allowed to like Hong Kong and Taiwan female stars, and his husband is not allowed to surpass his wife.

Thirteen, in any aspect of any family problem, we must obey the principle of "two superiors" (that is, absolutely obey the decision of the wife and mother-in-law).

Fourteen, the wife's expenses such as petty expenses, smoking and eating are paid monthly in the form of performance salary, and the assessment is divided into five aspects: cooking, hygiene, obedience, appearance and work attitude, with each score of100; Self-evaluation first, and the wife is responsible for the final evaluation.

Fifteen,? If the husband's assessment reaches 90 points, he can receive performance pay at 5% of his salary; 85 points shall be earmarked by 4%, and misappropriation is strictly prohibited. All financial expenses should be signed and approved by the wife. If there is any violation, according to the seriousness of the case, the punishment can be deducted from alcohol and tobacco fees, internet fees, and separation for one month until her husband is dismissed. The following are not up to standard, and there is no performance pay. Those who fail to meet the standards for half a year will automatically dissolve their marriage. Those who have reached 90 points or above for two consecutive years will be awarded the honorary title of "Good Husband", and their performance will increase by 1%, and finally increase to 10%. At the same time, you can enjoy two paid holidays, which cannot be accumulated and are valid in that year.

Sixteen, no online dating, no meeting with netizens in any form. The secretary around you must not be a woman (18 to 40 years old).

Seventeen, strictly abide by family secrets, to ensure that the basic contents of this "system" will not be leaked. Don't mention it to colleagues and friends outside; Don't mention this to your brothers and sisters.

18. It is forbidden to laugh and tell lies in front of ladies (3-80 years old); It is forbidden to get along with ladies alone. If there is any violation, depending on the seriousness of the case, the wife will strike hard and quickly according to the spirit of special rectification. Anyone, any form of intercession or cover-up will be punished as obstructing judicial justice.

Nineteen, no contact with pornography, gambling and drugs; Smoking, drinking and dating ex-girlfriends are strictly forbidden. If it has been found out, the marriage will be dissolved immediately, and the wife has the right to sue the "gossip man" who instigated it.

The wife is responsible for supervising the implementation of this system, and the mother-in-law has the final interpretation right.