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What's the experience of having a fat girlfriend?
Actually, I just saw the name? I still can't help texting my ex, but he hasn't answered.
The story ends here.
Starting with several advantages of fat girls:
(1) MengMeng is beautiful.
I'm cute but beautiful. I don't know, the eyes of the masses are discerning ~
In ancient times, there were four beautiful women, all of whom were very fat.
Like some funny moves, such as the little fist in the dream, you can make up your mind whether the thin girl looks good or the fat girl looks good. And will your girlfriend want to kiss you if she walks around you chubby ~ After all, everything you want is satisfied ~ ~
Modern times have seen it! The beautiful women in it are all fat! Thin people can't grow so many big breasts without cushions. ...
② You can warm the bed in winter and use it as a pillow in summer.
Fat men and women have their own characteristics: when people are fat, they can prevent freezing in winter and feel comfortable sleeping with fat people in winter. In summer, many people's cognition of fat people is wrong: as a fat man, I want to tell you that although it is true that we fat people are afraid of heat, I sweat easily, but I am not sticky. On the contrary, the more I sweat, the cooler my skin becomes. There is also a kind of fat man in summer, who can only play the fan when it is hot, which is very light but not very heavy. Because pushing too hard will not bring much wind, but will make you hotter.
There is not a saying: peace of mind is naturally cool! Don't always say that fat people are wrong. Fat people's meat is basically concentrated in the chest-stomach-ass, so when lying in bed in an air-conditioned room, it is also good to rest your head on the fat man's stomach!
Don't worry about how much you waste every time you go out to eat.
Going out to eat with the fat man, many people will worry, can he eat? How much can he eat?
In fact, there are two kinds of fat people who don't need it: one looks fat but can't eat, which is just caused by eating snacks; A shameless person like me. I have ordered all the basic meals, so I don't have to worry about eating them all, because I eat slowly, so digestion is very important. Don't worry, I can't finish it. Fat people are called fat people because they have a strong stomach, which can carry many high-calorie foods that thin people can't bear. Don't envy us, because fat people's food is absorbed into fat after eating, and thin people's food is directly discharged into the anus.
I can carry you when I'm tired of walking.
We have only seen boys carrying more girls, but when you are tired of walking, it is more comfortable to be carried by a fat man and feel like you are lying in wax cotton. Not only are you comfortable, but you can also effectively lose weight for fat people.
⑤ The quality of sexual life is high.
The British "Safe Passage" company has conducted a survey on 500 adult men: 87% of men prefer women with full curves. A fuller woman will really improve the quality of sex life for both men and women. First of all, more fat cells mean more estrogen. Estrogen is the "engine" of women's sexual desire, which can enhance women's sexual needs, be more active in sexual life and feel more intense sexual stimulation.
I should be considered to have a strong sexual desire ~ but my predecessor kept telling me to lose weight at that time. Fat girls will crush each other for the following reasons ... What should I do if I can't drink water and get fat? ...
Most men don't like being too thin. On the one hand, they feel light and have no sense of stability. On the other hand, they think that girls are dangerous and may attract other boys more.
⑥ Easy-going and single-minded.
Fat people often overeat after a major blow. I recommend you to see an old movie, Slimming Men and Women starring Sammi Cheng and Richie Jen. In our chubby world, although many boys like emotional girls, they basically don't hang a tree. They often enjoy sex or one-night stands. It is not easy for a fat man to meet someone who really likes him. He wouldn't have broken up if he hadn't met some major difficulties.
I once read a sentence somewhere: If a man doesn't eat, drink, prostitute, gamble or smoke, he is terrible, because he has no shortcomings and weaknesses.
All landowners pay attention to the details of life.
As a high-quality fat girl, she should not only be able to eat, but also cook, because cooking for the person she likes is a very happy thing after all. I learned to cook in the process of falling in love, and then the other person is a person who can't eat very much. It is said on the Internet that watching the person she likes eat is a kind of enjoyment ... Why didn't it come true here? ...
There is a saying: Fat people can't bind chickens with their hands. Don't ask me why. Fat people have many advantages. Don't say that fat people are hot just like thin people are not hot in summer.
8 For example, Hong Kong sister "Shen Dianxia"
I don't know if you have seen the movie of Fat Sister, but I watched her grow up. Fat sister is my idol ~
Women really have all the values that should be embodied. Those who haven't seen it know first.
Summary: Although my ex has been growing up with me and my weight has been out of control, his parents still think that I have lost weight, which makes it really difficult for me to be a little fat man ~ But I think if your object is a fat man, you must cherish it, because she can't find a reason to cheat ~ ~ and she is also a free pillow that you can carry with you.
Dear fat girls, if one day a man breaks up because you are too fat, you must fight back and dump him. Why do you keep such scum ~ ~
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