Humorous jokes about misspelled words.

Complete works of misspelled humorous jokes

Joke is a Chinese vocabulary, which means something that makes people laugh. The following misspelled humorous jokes, I hope they can make you laugh.

Miscellaneous humor jokes 1 1, Dou came home from school with a full face of unhappiness. Zhao Yun saw this and asked, "What are you worried about?" Too much homework? Never mind, I'll write it for you. "A Dou is anxious:" I'm still talking! Yesterday, the sentence' I ate a meal' you wrote to me was' I ate a ton of rice', and my classmates laughed at me for being a big git! "

2. There is a family named Pan, and the elder in the family died. At the family festival, an old gentleman with a strong accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies. The obituary reads: Filial piety: Pan Genke's filial daughter-in-law: Chi's filial granddaughter: Pan Liangci's filial grandson: Pan Daoshi, but this old gentleman is blind and his pronunciation is not standard. When he called the roll according to the obituary, anyone who literally had three points of water or left the capital missed it. So I read it to him like this: "Xiao Wen, somersaults ... and fights ..." Xiao Wen felt very strange, but he was afraid to ask, so he did a somersault. Then he said, "Filial piety is also ..." Hearing this, the filial piety said, "I want to turn it over, too?" So the filial daughter-in-law also turned a somersault. Again: "Filial piety granddaughter, turn it over twice. Hearing this, the filial granddaughter thinks that my parents have turned over, and I want to turn over! So I turned two somersaults. At this time, Sun Xiao thought to herself, "My parents turned it over once and my sister turned it over twice. How many times should I turn it over?" "I get nervous when I think about it:" What should I do? " I saw the old man read aloud at the top of his voice: "Filial piety … turn over … go … die …"

Xiaoming often takes an umbrella as his life. Once it rained, he didn't bring an umbrella, so he asked his classmates to bring a note to his mother. Xiao Ming wrote: Mom, I'm dead and I can't go home. Please help me to send my life.

A middle school student loves to write wrong words. Once he went to experience rural life. A month later, he wrote a letter to his parents: Dad, Mom, I have a good time here. I share a bed with the landlord Wolf (Niang). Every morning, she wakes me up ... His parents cry and say to others, "My son sleeps with wolves every day. Help him! ……"

One day, Xiao Wu visited Chen Xiao's house and happened to meet Xiao Chen because his son had written a wrong word in his copybook. So Xiao Wu quickly persuaded Xiao Chen to say, "It's always inevitable for children to write wrong words. Why are you so angry? " Xiao Chen told Xiao Wu, "He always writes his ancestors as inferior ancestors. Do you think I am angry? " ?

2, a person writes, without intention, and writes different words every time. One day, because my wife and brother were ill, I wanted to send a book greeting, but I was afraid to write another word. I asked the scholar in the village, "How to write uncle's handwriting?" "The scholar replied," All the time, one day. "(old, short for uncle. The man wrote the word "Dan" under the Japanese character. Ask again "How to write eggplant?" The scholar replied, "cursive prefix, add a word." "This person mistakenly thought it was somebody else's home and wrote the word" Meng ". Ask again, "How do you write eyes? "The scholar replied," Next to this word, add a word. "This person thinks that the wood of a tree is a big seal for a big burden, so don't eat it. If you eat it, I'm afraid it will hurt the root of the big burden.

The physics teacher asked Ah Shui to print a report on free fall. Handsome accidentally wrote a free nude photo.

According to legend, Li Hongzhang has a distant relative who is ignorant. In his senior year, he took the provincial exam and got the test paper, but he couldn't answer a word. He used his quick wits to write down on the test paper that he was a relative of Li Hongzhang. But I can't write the word "qi". Write "I am nave's own wife". After reading it, the examiner approved, "So I dare not get married ...".

2. An uneducated young woman wrote home: Dear Mom and Dad, please rest assured that I have become one with poor peasants and middle peasants. Now I sleep in a pit (kang) with Lao Lang (mother) every night, and my stomach (courage) is getting bigger and bigger ... Brother wrote back: Sister, I tell you a good news, my mother hanged herself (transferred to hospital) ... Don't worry about anything else.

In the student's composition, he wrote: "I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road." I was shocked. " After reading it, the teacher approved: "massive, massive."

The student's composition reads: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her thirties." The teacher criticized under the word "middle age": "redundant." Then let the students copy it again. After the students copied it once, this sentence became: "My mother is an extra middle-aged woman in her thirties."

This happened in the third grade. Once, we were playing a teacher-student game. "The teacher" said, "Let's take an exam today to see who gets the highest score!" "Students" confidently said: "Good!" The test paper has been issued, which is actually very simple at first glance. I filled it out and gave it to the "teacher", and others handed it in one after another. It is not the "teacher" that everyone is puzzled. The test papers were handed out, each 100, 99 points, and the last one was submitted to me. At the age of 99, "teachers" were snickering. When I saw it, I blushed and wrote the car as a cow. I grabbed the test paper. When everyone saw my abnormal performance, they immediately knew that it was a problem on the test paper. I don't know who took it when I was not looking. One by one, I first smiled, and then my face turned red, as if I were holding back. Finally, I laughed wildly regardless of the image, and I was so sweaty that many black lines appeared on my forehead. I'm embarrassed, alas ―― it's all typos.

There are many things about typos, so I won't list them one by one. Let me talk about the typo in the advertisement! Isn't it shameful that there are typos in advertising words? No, it's not that. Just to attract the attention of customers, but also for their own business! I saw the words "kill the chicken and wait for you" on a leaflet. I didn't know what it meant at first, but later I learned that killing chickens to entertain you is not very attractive! In fact, this writing has both disadvantages and advantages. Disadvantages: this changes the original intention; Benefits: attract customers. Therefore, many advertisements are written like this.

Everyone must be careful about typos! Pass it by, stay away from us, and don't let it follow you forever, which will become the laughing stock of others!

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