A tough step! The doctor of liberal arts took off the order, and the tutor met overnight to demonstrate the "love law"!

Recently, a letter of love advice written by a doctoral tutor of liberal arts to students has been widely circulated on the Internet.

A tutor named Yang was very excited to learn that a male doctor fell in love with a female engineering postdoctoral fellow.

Call Jenny and other students all night to demonstrate the method of love and give advice on love.

For example:

"I have told you several times, don't add references to WeChat chat, you should pay attention."

"You always tell others about Habermas as soon as you meet, and I feel that the effect is not good."

"I personally suggest that you don't read the book" Rescue ". You don't have much clothes to throw away. If you break free again, you can only go out with bare arms. "

"Being a teacher is because the soul is interesting and the knowledge is solid, so I found an object as early as 42 years old."

Although it is impossible to prove the authenticity of the letter, boxing teaching is indeed worth learning by all liberal arts students and practitioners (regardless of gender). Below is the full text of the letter.

Xiaohai:

Hello;

I heard that you are dating a female doctor of engineering, and I can't help being excited for the teacher.

Can't sleep for several consecutive nights, can't help feeling until three o' clock in the morning:

After teaching for so many years, the last doctor is expected to get a bachelor's degree before graduation.

Yesterday, when you were away, I asked my master and your mistress to hold a demonstration meeting overnight to give you advice on finding someone.

At the meeting, everyone listened carefully to your roommate's report on your advanced deeds of daring to take off the bill, highly praised your imagination and courage in finding a female doctor of engineering, and fully affirmed the positive significance of your participatory practice to other disciples.

Everyone agrees:

You have made a good start for our school. This is a small step for you, but it is a big step for our school.

However, everyone is fully prepared for the difficulties you may encounter-

The cruel reality that one of us is a doctor of arts and the other is a doctor of engineering has been fully analyzed, demonstrated and logically deduced.

The basis of mate selection and even the content, method, innovation and expected results of mate selection are discussed one by one, and the conclusion is optimistic.

In view of the fact that the other party's scientific research ability is stronger than mine, the scientific research funds are more than mine, and the scientific research income is higher than mine.

We have formulated a strategic plan to win by emotion, by realm and by pattern for your reference.

First of all:

Everyone thinks that you must attach great importance to finding someone, and at the same time, you should raise your awareness and do a good job of implementation.

Raise this matter to the same level as issuing papers, reporting topics and writing graduation papers;

Pay attention to the combination of theory and practice and be prepared for a protracted war.

Everyone agrees that even if it is postponed for another year, don't be discouraged.

Of course, you have to learn from your brother's lesson. He didn't give up love after the delay, but his wife graduated on time and failed.

Secondly:

Tactically, we should relax and not be aggressive.

For example, you always like to talk about scientific research with others, but talking about scientific research does not kill people in momentum, but makes people feel that you are very motivated.

We know that you have been tinkering for years and finally saved three C's, but people send five SSCI's a year.

Therefore, it seems that this road and the doctor of engineering are not feasible.

I have two books on philosophy of science here, criticizing some engineering doctors for only talking about technology and not social ethics;

You should be able to gain an overwhelming power advantage through your research.

But I personally think that in love, the atmosphere is more important, and you can't win scientific research and lose love in conversation.

Your brother suggested that we can talk about movie music instead of academics, or play a song while chatting. The effect should be good.

However, you can't listen to your brother completely. His last date was "Mother by Candlelight", which didn't feel very good.

Third, we should learn emotional empathy and cultivate empathy.

Your roommate said that you carefully arranged topics such as Plato, Descartes, Kant, Nietzsche and Schopenhauer for the date, but it didn't feel very good.

After our analysis, we think that although these topics are highly conceived, you said that these people are not very good at finding objects;

If you want to get rid of the bill, I'm afraid you have to talk to a few happily married scholars.

Of course, you always say Habermas to everyone, and I don't think it works well either.

I have a copy of Tao Te Ching here. Let's talk about it next time and see how it works.

For you to teach yourself theoretical mechanics, material mechanics, structural mechanics and even advanced mathematics.

I don't think it's reliable Love should lead to topics we are familiar with, not areas familiar to each other.

Your roommate also mentioned your confusion, that is, say "nice to meet you" when you meet someone.

As a result, people ask, "How happy are you?"

You don't know how to answer. We discussed it all night and didn't know how to answer it. Don't say hello like this next time we meet.

In addition, I have told you several times that you should be careful not to quote on WeChat chat.

Fourth: seize the opportunity and don't lose the chain at the critical moment.

Your roommate said that you have been in love for half a year and nothing has come of it.

We think that when you are dating, don't always go to other people's laboratories. You should go out for a walk, or people will forget you when they start doing experiments, which is also very troublesome.

Your brother thinks it's feasible to go to the playground, or go to a bar for a drink.

However, the last time you found someone else to drink, you were drunk and sent back, which made you feel humiliated as a teacher. To this end, the teacher intends to train everyone to drink.

It is said that some teachers have raised the basic drinking capacity for beginners to half a catty, so we should also keep pace with the times, first mention three ounces, and then calculate half a catty.

Of course, the degree needs to be improved. Look at this situation, 38 degrees can't solve the problem.

I still have two bottles of 52 degrees here. I will try them at the next teacher's party.

Fifth:

Pay attention to details, not informality.

Listening to your roommate say that you have been packing recently, we think it's good to return to life, but I personally suggest that you don't read the book Breaking Up.

You don't have much clothes to throw away. If you give up again, you will have to go out with your bare hands.

In love, appearance is not important, what matters is soul.

Your mistress often praises me, saying that I am an interesting soul delayed by a bunch of keys on my waist.

You also buy a joke book and try to make yourself interesting.

As a teacher, I found someone as early as 42 years old because of my interesting soul and solid knowledge.

Although you are stupid enough to worry the teacher, shine on you is better than Blue, because you start early and have an optimistic prospect.

I have full confidence in you and feel that you can find someone before you are 40.

Xiao Zhang, after a heated discussion, we all agree.

When all the teachers helped you take off the bill, your brother agreed to lend you the electric tricycle he just bought, although he was jealous.

In order to make you a poet, your brother bought Xu Zhimo's scarf overnight.

I will also give you more research funds from 500 yuan every month, and I am ready to recommend you to the other tutor at any time.

Of course, some graduate students advise you to be romantic, not just send poems, but also send some flowers. I think it makes sense.

Your Jenny just bought a pot of marigold, which I think is quite good. Consider it a date. Give it back to me when you're done.

I wish you progress in your studies, happiness in your love, full speed ahead, and take off your bill years ago.