Everyone takes part in jokes about parrots.

Xiao X especially likes parrots. One day he went to the bird walking market and found a parrot with a price of 30,000 yuan. ?

Curious, he asked the buyer: Why is your parrot so expensive? Buyer: My parrot is very clever! I'll say anything. ?

Little X bought it as soon as he heard that he was so clever. ?

He was very happy when he came home at night. Just play with this parrot. ?

X: Shall I go?

Parrot: I can walk?

X: I can run?

Parrot: I can run?

X: Can I fly?

Parrot: You are bragging B!

Xiao X goes to Bird Market. Found a parrot with a price tag of 3 yuan money. So he asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap? ?

Vendor: My parrot is stupid! Shit, I've been teaching for a long time. Up to now, I can only say one thing: who is it? ?

Xiao X thought it was cheap anyway, so he bought it. ?

When I get home at night, he thinks I won't believe in religion or you! So little x taught him to say something else all night. ?

But in the morning, parrot a still only talks; Who is it? So little X got angry, locked the door and went to work. After a while, a gas collector (Z for short) came. ?

Little Z: Knock, knock ... (knocking)?

Parrot: Who is it? ?

Little z: gas inspector. ?

Parrot: Who is it? ?

Little z: gas inspector. ?

Parrot: Who is it? ?

Z: Check the gasoline?

…… ?

In the evening, little X came back. I saw a man lying on the ground in front of my house, foaming at the mouth. ?

Little x: yo ~! Who is this? ?

I heard the house say that the gas inspector