How to say the joke about visiting relatives during the Spring Festival?

When you go to someone's house to pay a New Year call, you must have a host to open the door. Most of the hosts are your brother or elder brother. At this time, you must call an uncle or something, and then say Happy New Year. If you can say it, say congratulations on making a fortune. If the host family has children, give them red envelopes (if they are not adults, they are not red envelopes, but red envelopes). Then there is a room full of people sitting and chatting. At this time, just say a few words if you can get in, or sit and giggle if you can't. Be careful not to laugh too loudly, just smile. If there is no room full of people, just you and your master, then talk casually, such as how is my nephew doing at school? The big tree in front of the door was only one person tall last year, and now two people are tall. Just fart. After farting, it's time to eat. Push the cup and change the cigarette lighter. If the host wants you to have dinner, say everyone comes together. When the host invited you to drink, you said you couldn't drink. After dinner, continue to shoot the breeze for half an hour to an hour, lie down and ask where to go, go to Yun Yun to play another day, and shout with oil on your feet ~ ~ ~ ~