Surprise and wonderful jokes

The school asked me to resign, saying that I didn't teach math well. This is a joke. I started teaching mathematics at the age of 22 and taught it until I was 30. If I can't teach well, can I work at once 10 years? Is it funny? Welcome to enjoy the wonderful cold jokes!

Complete works of wonderful jokes (1) 1. Who would have thought that scolding others' faces is actually exposing shortcomings?

2. Journey to the West tells us that having a teammate like a pig can make the team go west.

3. Let a pizza have a radius of Z and a thickness of A, then its volume is pizza. . .

4, vampires are most afraid of hot-blooded men, because hot-blooded men can burn vampires with bubbles.

Father's influence on children is often enormous. I am deeply influenced by my father. He is a man of few words, and I am dumb.

6. Bai Jiaohua learns the imperial sword. Small bone curious to ask:? Master, why do you have to stick out two fingers in front when flying? Is it to control your magical flight?

Zi Hua said seriously:? No, I'm in second gear. . . ?

At the age of 7.25, the leader often said to you: In the future, you will definitely appreciate yourself now.

Several years later, one day you met your former leader, and the leader said, thank you for trying so hard to make me have a good performance, and then put the flowers in your hand on your grave.

Complete surprise jokes (2) 1. People should pay attention to interpersonal relationships. If you know that others won't come to my funeral, why go to their funeral? . .

2. I find that WiFi is very harmful to my health, because I feel uncomfortable without WiFi.

3. The national football team always surprises people? Every time I am angry, I ask: Can you be worse? !

He will tell you in the next game: I can!

Hot-blooded youth used to be popular, but now dog-blooded youth is popular.

5. Is the only reason for being single ugly? No, not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!

6. Now the computer is a wife and the mobile phone is a concubine! The first half of the night is accompanied by my wife, and the second half is accompanied by concubines. . . .

7. I believe there must be someone in this world who doesn't mind all your shortcomings, such as freckles, acne, flat chest and fat legs, barbarism, rudeness, laziness and sloppy. This man is. . . Your rival in love!

Complete works of wonderful cold jokes (3) 1. Looking back on my youth, I found that I lost many precious things. But I am not sad, because I know I will lose more in the future.

Don't worry about what you can't solve today. Because it can't be solved tomorrow.

If life deceives you today, don't be sad or cry, because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

In fact, it's almost enough to find a girlfriend, and the two of them are also quarreling. It's just that some people are arguing with more beautiful girls.

5. Idiom sentence-making: Many young people want to find the meaning of happiness and life from their work.

6. There is no shame in selling your soul and principles. The shame is that it can't sell at a good price.

7. I always like to take selfies with sunglasses. In fact, wearing a mask will look more beautiful.

8. In the past year, housing has improved by 0%, cars by 0%, wages by 0%, love by 0% and age by+1. . .

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