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How to make friends in humorous festivals

Humorous words sent to friends on holidays;

1. In the past, a group of people always had a holiday together, but now this group of people has a different holiday time.

My concept of vacation is that my charger has never been idle.

3, the holiday is that you can't get up in the morning, you can't sleep at night, and the night owl mode has been started.

4, holiday strategy: sleep in the morning, take a nap, sleep in the afternoon, play mobile phone at night.

If you have a holiday, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look around, but also walk around.

6. Vacation loading failed. Please take another vacation.

7. The shortest distance in the world: from holiday to school, and the farthest distance in the world: from school to holiday.

8. It took a holiday to find that only people who love you will keep in touch with you.

9, the so-called holiday is the family suspicion, no money to go out, especially free every day.

10, during the holiday, I woke up, which doesn't mean I got up; Just because I get up at school doesn't mean I wake up.

1 1. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a night that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.