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The Composition of The Enemy at the Same Table

In our daily life, everyone is familiar with composition, which is a narrative method to express a theme through words. What is the composition you have seen? The following is my deskmate's "Enemy" composition for you. Welcome to read the collection.

Deskmate "enemy" composition 1 When arranging seats in the new semester, I never expected that my deskmate in grade five would be Xie! It's really "not enemies don't get together"!

Xie, a veritable "nobody". Round face, small eyes, small nose, small ears and thick hair, just like wearing a "black velvet hat". He speaks inexplicably, and walks fast and slow, which always makes people confused. Especially when running, face up, hands straight, but running fast.

I have one characteristic: I hate being called Saner, because I am the third in my family. And Xie just likes to call me that. He quarreled with me after class, but I ignored him. Who knows that he is so insidious that he even shouted in public: mistress. Then he covered his mouth and snickered. At this moment, the hatred in my heart, I want to kill him immediately!

Once, Xie did a good thing. I couldn't find one of my books that day. Hearing this, he acted like an officer and pointed to our team members and said, you, you, you all search your schoolbags to see if there are any of his broken books. Wang Yujia is a naughty boy, lively and cheerful, but he looks like a mouse in front of the teacher. He is very humorous. Do you think our study life would be too dull without such classmates?

My deskmate's name is Zhou Ye. Her eyes are big, like two black pearls, embedded in her white face. Don't underestimate her eyes, she can talk! Eyes wide open when angry, curved when happy, and red when sad. She always likes to comb her long hair into a big ponytail and shake it. How energetic!

Once, I accidentally took Zhou Ye's eraser as mine. It's very simple, so I just need to give it back to her, but it will be troublesome when I get to Zhou Ye. No, Zhou Ye started rambling on my face to make me look like a person, and turned my face into a grimace to make others laugh at me. I don't want to mention how angry I am. On another occasion, she actually colluded with her best friend Mao Jingwen. Mao Jingwen pretended to ask me a question and I stood up. Then Zhou Ye kicked my chair out again, and when I sat down, I slammed my ass on the floor. Stop it. It really hurts.

I was so angry that I told my teacher that Zhou Ye had been criticized. Just when I was secretly happy, a "tigress" with big eyes came at me again. ...

"Mao" two people's war began again!

When you are unhappy, do you want a little friend to tell you jokes? I also have a little friend who can tell jokes-a deskmate friend. This is my favorite book. When I first opened this book, I couldn't put it down.

This book describes a series of vivid, interesting and humorous events that took place on campus, Mimi, rabbit and. They have different ideals. For example, Mimi's ideal career is a resident in a mental hospital. It's really strange. I chuckled when I looked at it. There are many humorous plots in the book, such as "I looked curiously and found the following horrible words in the boring English book-'bus, yes, girl, miss and school'". ""These plots are full of jokes. It is also a good helper for decompression! As long as you pick up this book to read, you will forget your troubles and feel relaxed immediately, as if you were back to a happy childhood, which makes us know that childhood is beautiful and we should cherish the friendship between classmates and colorful campus life.

Childhood friendship is the most precious in the world, unforgettable for life, a friendship that makes you happy, and … let's cherish it together from now on!

Deskmate "Enemy" Composition 4 "Hey, don't cross the 38th parallel." Look at that! Here we go again. Since the beginning of school, I have fought more than 30 "century wars" with this "Miss Enemy". Sure, who is she? You don't have to say it. Xiao Zhao WS Xiaoyang (Quarrel King)

Speaking of quarrels, they are the best! It happens that both of them are cadres on duty, and their voices are quite loud ... well, I don't know when they will stop quarreling, and they can't avoid it every day. Hey, I'm bored to death!

"What's the matter with you? Come to my side! It's not like you have no seats over there! " I'm bored enough today. Being stirred up by this old lady, the heat in my heart "coaxed" straight up. She is thin enough and still occupies so many seats. I really don't know where she is! It's really hard to understand my hatred. In desperation, we had to use the legendary "38th parallel".

Who knows, the fourth grade will be miserable. Although we are no longer deskmates, I have hated him since the day he became the monitor. That time he asked me to answer the question, but I couldn't. He took me to the station. After class, I said to him, "Xu Panke, I didn't expect to be punished sometimes, but it will only take about a minute, and you will have this day."

Deskmate "Enemy" Composition 5 I once had a deskmate in Virgo-Wu Zhizhong. As far as appearance is concerned, he is far from it: his skin is black and his eyes are small.

Being at the same table with him really makes me laugh and cry. As soon as I sat at the same table with him, I started a "territorial dispute." When I was doing my homework, I saw my deskmate's arm encroaching on my territory. Immediately shouted and shouted, to fight back. My deskmate was overwhelmed by my "blitzkrieg" and said, why did you hit me? "I pointed to the" border 38th parallel "and said," It's crossed the line. " He looked at the line and bowed his head helplessly to do his homework. I smiled happily when I saw him being punished and helpless.

What goes around comes around! After school, I was absorbed in watercolor painting, and I was almost finished. Just as I was drawing the last stroke, I suddenly felt my arm pricked by something. I shivered. All my efforts for such a long time were in vain and the painting was ruined. I looked sideways, and my deskmate was holding a steel ruler in the forehand, gloating at me and saying, "tit for tat, tit for tat, that's natural!" " "

I suddenly flew into a rage and threw the marker at him. He quickly dodged and launched a counterattack. Suddenly, books, pencil cases and schoolbags were used and turned into "weapons".

But we will get back together soon, because we are deskmates after all. Alas, this deskmate, what can I say?

Everyone has a deskmate, but my deskmate Wang Yaoji and I are not only deskmates, but also enemies. As the saying goes, "it's not that enemies don't get together." Sure enough, at the beginning of this semester, the teacher arranged for him to stay with me.

Wang Yao is black and strong, short and fat, but she is very polite and gentlemanly to girls. He is a real "man" who does things for profit and dares to love and hate. Although Wang Yaoji got excellent grades in all subjects, he always liked to copy my homework. In math class, I have finished my arithmetic and started to look around leisurely. At this time, the "smart card" mechanism was exhausted, and I couldn't figure out the answer after racking my brains, so I began to make up my mind. I found out his intention and covered up my homework. Seeing this, he didn't insist. With a grunt in his eyes, he immediately made a "bitter plan": huddled up and lowered his head, leaving only a pair of "ignorant" big eyes to look at me piteously. Seeing him like this and knowing that it was a trap, my heart softened and I pretended to turn my head to talk to Wang and give him a "chance". But don't think I'm shielding and conniving. After all, we know most of the topics. This is just a little joke. We can't take it seriously! More importantly, you can't think that Wang Yaoji is just a nobody! He is a member of the Yellow Belt and Learning Committee of Taekwondo.

I used to be a monitor, little sentry! This is my deskmate, who has both shortcomings and advantages!

My deskmate is a boy named Ma Yichao. I named him "Ant Doing Exercise". His eyes are big, his body is thin, his eyebrows are black, his legs are long, and he runs fast.

He likes to call me "Fat Pig". Although he ran faster than me, I caught the old man's plan red-handed, and then I "cleaned up". If I don't catch him, I will ambush at the door of the classroom and give him "eighteen hands to drop the dragon" and "one yang finger" and "turn around" at the end of class. Hum! Who told him to give me trouble! If he comes to beat me with a large group of people, I will hold his hand and go to the office for tea. When he came out dizzy, I said to him, "Hey, my class teacher is observant and fair!" I gave him a palm and told him to walk away. The next day, I gave him a good "K". Of course, when we live in peace, we discuss problems together, make progress together, play together and have fun together. ...

I am inseparable from "ants doing exercises" as "deskmate enemies".

My deskmate's Enemy composition 8 My deskmate's Enemy is very good. After reading this book in one breath, I bought other books of this book, such as Walking through Flower Street and It's all Zhou Ji's fault. I laughed while watching, and finished reading these books with laughter. The book mainly describes two pairs of deskmates: Cheng, a thin little boy who belongs to the rabbit. The deskmate is the smartest boy in the school, and most of the statements come from him; Rabbit, a bookworm who studies hard, and Mimi are good friends, who always love and hate the whole city; A Dai, a boring guy.

That fat man, in the words of Cherish City, looks like a precocious wax gourd; Mimi, a clever girl, is A Dai's deskmate. When A Dai is in trouble, she always draws her sword to help. These two deskmates are like four enemies. They put on a "good show" on and off campus every day, and the jokes are endless, which makes me gain a lot of happiness.

After reading these books, I feel that the stories in the books are like the stories around us, just like what happened around us, which makes me feel particularly cordial. When I laugh, I can't help thinking of my deskmate. I have had four deskmates and won many honors for our school.

Deskmate "enemy" composition 9 "What are you doing? Fat bastard. " I yelled at my deskmate in the classroom. I am still gentle in the morning, why am I so angry in the afternoon? That was caused by a small matter.

Just after the third class that day, as the monitor of English class, I said to my deskmate Liu Long, "Why haven't you finished it yet? You can't finish writing just two English homework or a few simple words. What did you do? " I looked at him for a long time, and finally, my anger was more than I could bear, and I slapped the fat man on the back. At my urging, he finally finished his homework. But I just wanted to see his homework, and he grabbed it with a whoosh. This time, I didn't say anything to the fat man, just gave him a hard stare.

After school, because he was in a hurry to go to the toilet, I saw him running home with his schoolbag twisted around. I laughed in the back and burst into tears. He turned to me and said, "Dead Zhang Zhuo, wait for tomorrow, I will make you laugh!" " "I said," well, I'll wait and see what you can do to me. "

You see, my deskmate is not only stupid, but also stupid I gave him a good name-deskmate friend. But we had a lot of fun together. Although we always fight and quarrel, we are still good friends.

I recommend a good book to you today. The book is called Enemy at the Same Table, which is one of the series of Naughty Ma Xiaotiao. The author is a famous children's writer Yang. This book mainly tells the story between Ma Xiaotiao, the protagonist, and a pair of enemies at the same table. There are joys and sorrows.

Ma Xiaotiao and Luhmann, there are wars every day. Ma Xiaotiao and Luhmann have been classmates since kindergarten. After graduating from primary school, Luhmann became the monitor and sat at the same table with Ma Xiaotiao. The teacher gave Luhmann a book to record Ma Xiaotiao's poor performance. But Ma Xiaotiao is a lovely and naughty child by nature, and can't stand Luhmann's criticism. Therefore, three good friends, Mao Chao, Zhang Da and Tang Fei, and I opposed Luhmann together. It's a little noisy almost every day, once every three days, but Luhmann is very smart and always talks about Ma Xiaotiao's heart.

Reading this book can relax our mood, make us happy and smile. You can also explore nature with the protagonist Ma Xiaotiao, and you will certainly gain a lot!

My deskmate's "enemy" composition 1 1 "Stay away from me ... thousands of miles away ..." The singer began to sing loudly again, which was so annoying.

"Are you bored?" I reprimanded loudly, and then sighed and said, "I am such a quiet person, sitting at the same table with a sick mad dog like you, which is simply a strange story in the world!" " "I'm talking about my deskmate-Li Pin, a narcissist, a girl, known as the' king of child abuse'. As the saying goes, "Good men don't fight women", I think it should be changed to "Good women don't fight men". For such a deskmate, I must fight to the end, and then I will smash my fist. " Wow, don't hit me, I'll stop singing. "I'm glad the strength of her fist made her beg for mercy.

After class, I had a fierce battle with my deskmate. I swept my legs, only to see her suddenly jump up and escape my attack. At this time, we pushed together and she flew. I kicked her and her flying leg suddenly hit one side. She is crying. Deserve it, that is, be hard on the enemy, who asked her to fight our boy's free group with the "King of Seven Days" team after class. She and I are each other's leaders. I won this time, which also taught her a lesson, and it also means that our boys' army will win.

My deskmate and I are really a pair of "enemies"!

Deskmate "Enemy" composition 12 Alas! God must be having afternoon tea at this time. He didn't hear my prayer. Otherwise, how could he arrange the "wild boar" (Yu Yue's nickname) with developed limbs and smelly temper next to me? Everyone knows that the two of us are like icebergs and volcanoes. No, we have never stopped fighting since the beginning of school!

"Hey, what does this mean? Tell me, hurry up! " Look, this is what the "wild boar" calls consultation.

"Oh, I told you, it should be polite to ask others. You shouldn't make a hullabaloo about, you shouldn't … "I'm talking about the truth that" the speaker is tireless and the listener is tired ".

"Wow-don't talk to me, tell me what it means!" The wild boar blew his beard at me and stared.

"What, how dare you call me Rory BaSuo! I'm telling you, this girl is kind enough to help you, but you don't appreciate it and yell at me! I can't even do such a simple topic, and I lost my IQ to the Pacific Ocean! I won't tell you if I want to know the answer. I am very angry with you!

You, you, you ... "Wild boar" said n you, which means his anger index is deep.

"What's wrong with me? I'm fine, thank you for your concern! " I gave him a big smile and left.

Although the "wild boar" has a bad temper, its sports performance is excellent. Didn't you say he has developed limbs? He also won many honors for the class!

"I told you to go away!" "I'm not going." Look, our war has started again.

Deskmate "Enemy" composition 13 There are a pair of deskmate enemies in our class, who are famous in the class. They often quarrel, which can be said to be a small quarrel for three days and a big quarrel for five days. No, look, look, it's done again!

I only heard Qian shouting with her loud voice as high as 200 decibels: "What are you doing!" " "The voice can almost break the eardrum. Then Tao paid the money, and the money used her "nine-yin white bone claws" (long nails). Tao couldn't dodge here and won the lottery. See Tao again ... alas! This kind of war is endless, and I really don't know when it will end. Every time I walk home with Qian after school, I always hear Qian complain to me that Tao is a terrible soldier ... and I often hear other students say that Qian is heartless and can't tell if he is a girl. Tao is bullied every day ... I think it should be a fate to be a deskmate! Why do you have to fight all day to order sesame and mung beans? Why can't the deskmate get along well? Why don't we find something to talk about? I can't help but have a string of question marks in my heart.

If all the deskmates can get along well and everyone can cultivate the spirit of humility, how wonderful it would be! In fact, this is true for a class, a school, a country and a world. How nice it would be!

Deskmate "Enemy" composition 14 "Enemy!" When I heard this word, I was full of sadness. This enemy of mine is my deskmate.

"Song ... such as ... a.! You have gone too far! " Oh, my God! The sound like a lion roaring through my eardrum makes me weak. Seeing her pale face, two bell-sized eyes were like an angry beast. I quickly moved my things to my own website. However, the most terrible thing is the strange laughter, which is endless and chilling.

The appearance is so shocking, and the inner strength is even more amazing. Anyone who has offended her can't escape from Gang Qian. If you clamp here and there, you will scream. Not only that, but she will also have some novel inventions of the Force from time to time, which will make you hard to prevent. What makes me sad to the extreme is group dancing, and I actually became a partner with her. "ah! The end of the world is coming! " I can't help sighing. Helpless, during the whole dance process, I can only dance passively and honestly. Or my face will bloom.

However, no matter how powerful the tiger is, there is also a gentle and kind side. I forgot to bring my pen in an exam. I'm sweating with anxiety. I stole a look at her and dared not speak. I hope she found my difficulty and immediately took out a pen from the pencil box for me to use. I couldn't believe my eyes. I forgot to thank her, so I quickly wrote. Here I want to say: "Thank you, Yin!" "

Look! This is my lovely and terrible enemy-Yin!

Deskmate "Enemy" composition 15 Jumping Xiaolong, male, the biggest feature: naughty, naughty. Self-proclaimed "naughty king" (also recognized by classmates). Even the teacher is helpless to him. Let him sit at the same table with lin li, the squadron leader.

Lin li, female, won the favor of the teacher with excellent results and became his right-hand man. In the class, he is very good, and all the students are afraid of his three points (except jumping the little dragon). The relationship between them is extremely bad, even more hostile than the enemy.

On the first day of school, Mr. Ai, the head teacher of Grade One 1 Class (1), was having a deep headache for jumping into Xiaolong's seat. Just then, "Naughty King" jumped off the little dragon and said to the teacher, "Old class, don't be sad. Everything can be solved with me. Isn't it for my seat? Well, I'm desperate for you, Ben. Let me sit at the same table with lin li. It doesn't matter! "

"Really? Great! " Teacher Ai was overjoyed. I told him at once, but before I could speak, Ai Weiwei had made up his mind. But he didn't know that lin li had ten thousand unwilling people in his heart! In desperation, lin li had to obey orders. At this time, she has been calling every day, and calling the ground is invalid. She can only blame herself for being too bitter!

Since Jumping Xiaolong and lin li sat at the same table, lin li's life was not as happy as before. She had to endure the whole of "Naughty King" all day and be on tenterhooks all day. They are at war every day.