What jokes can make girls like it?

2 A few days ago, my cell phone was stolen in the classroom (who probably knew it, but there was no evidence), so I posted a status on QQ saying "Just because I don't say it doesn't mean I don't know", the result - ——My girlfriend sent a message: I'm sorry...

3 A man sent a romantic text message to his girlfriend; what are you doing? Are you dreaming? Send me your dream; are you laughing? Bring on the laughter; are you crying? Pass on the tears and let your tears grieve with mine. My girlfriend replied: I am taking a dump. .

4 The fat woman went to buy jewelry. After choosing it, she put it on her hand and asked: I want to buy this luminous bracelet. Waiter: This is not a bracelet, but it is also luminous. Fat Woman: What is that? Waiter: Glow-in-the-dark hula hoop.

5 Husband teaches his wife to drive: If you want to avoid accidents, you must pay attention to traffic signs and signals, especially traffic lights. Press the accelerator when the light turns green, and stop when the light turns red. If I turn pale, I dare to hit the brakes quickly.

Class 6 was sleeping in class and was pulled into the corridor by the teacher for instruction. After talking back a few times, the angry teacher wanted to beat him. The classmate shouted: "You dare to hit someone?!" The teacher said: "What's wrong with hitting you? Does anyone know if I hit you? Does anyone know if I hit you?" The classmate thought about it... Later, the teacher was sent to the hospital! ! !