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What's funny to say when you burp?

People sometimes try many ways not to burp if they are not careful, but it often doesn't work. What should I do when I burp? For example, this question you asked? Telling a joke when burping can also make the burping person laugh and stop burping.

I did hear some funny jokes. For example, there was a man named Zheng Xiding. One day he went out on business early in the morning without saying hello to his wife. When she got up, she couldn't find him anywhere, so she went to her father-in-law's house. When she saw that only her father-in-law was at home and he was washing his face, she dared to ask, Dad, where is Ding? Grandpa, what's this called? It's not easy to be quick of eye and load, just say I wash my face! After that, I continued to wash my face and ignored my wife.

Zheng Xiding's wife didn't understand, thinking that her father-in-law didn't hear, she asked again, Dad, I'm asking you! What about Ding? His father was even more angry when he heard this. He said, I told you, I was washing my face! Daughter-in-law said I know, I mean, do you like it? Grandpa couldn't help it this time, cursing! How many times have I told you! I didn't wash clothes! I am washing my face! You are deaf!

At that time, after listening to this joke, the hiccups immediately recovered. Next time someone burps, try it! And hiccups can't be cured just by listening to jokes. There are many ways to cure hiccups, such as deep breathing and repeated deep breathing until hiccups stop.

Drinking water also has a good effect, but don't drink too much at a time, just as much as you can swallow. Take a sip and you won't burp again. You can also hold your breath for a while to treat hiccups, but try not to scare people. Although this method is also effective, it is not suitable for scaring anyone.