Tiny, tiny,,,,,,, jokes. ,,,,

A craftsman asked Afandi, "Afandi, if the craftsman's cow dies."

Katz's cow, how to deal with this case? "

"Of course, it is to pay for a cow in Kazakhstan!" Two generations of love replied.

"What if Katz's cow kills the craftsman's cow?" The craftsman asked again.

"Then I don't know. As far as I know, I haven't heard of this.

Sort of a case. "Any lift said.

fan

Due to the difficulties of life, the two generations tied several fans with chicken feathers and took them to the market for sale.

Several customers picked up the fan and fanned it a few times. When they found that the chicken feathers began to fall off, they asked Afan.

Ti: "Avanti, what kind of fan is this? Does it lose hair without a few fans? "

"You can't use a fan, first of all, you have to learn to use a fan, I this.

The use of this fan is: hold the fan in your right hand and keep your head still.

Just aim at the fan and shake it left and right. "Any lift replied.

Cockfighting and fighting sheep

A man who likes to make trouble and make rumors asks with a big cock.

Fanti: "Fanti, is it fun to beat chickens and sheep?"

"Cockfighting, fighting sheep, as long as you don't create contradictions, don't let people play.

Better than anything. "Any lift said.

Accumulate merit (by doing good deeds)

A tyrant asked Afandi, "Afandi, you are very clever. I plan to live my whole life."

Please give me an idea to do something good in 2008. "

"Sir, the only way for you to do good is not to do it day and night.

I have been sleeping since I opened my eyes. "

"What virtues can sleep accumulate?" The tyrant asked strangely.

"As long as you have been sleeping, you won't commit a crime, and not committing a crime is the biggest.

"Any lift replied.

Please don't be unhappy.

Two generations of love went to the neighbor's house for some reason. Enthusiastic neighbors must

Let him have a cup of tea before leaving.

The neighbor poured him a cup of hot tea, and the two generations took a sip of it.

The teacup was so hot that it accidentally fell from his hand and broke into pieces.

The neighbor gave him an unhappy look. Two generations of love leisurely said to his neighbor

"Please don't be unhappy," he said. "If you don't drag me to drink this cup of tea, do not have a thing.

This is not going to happen. "

The sincerity of a miser

A very stingy person complains when he sees two generations of love: "friend, you!" "

Don't come to my house, have a glass of water, eat some rice and have a good talk! "

One day, two generations wanted to know the sincerity of the miser and went to him.

Go home. When the miser saw that Avanti really came, he immediately said to his wife, "Avanti!

Katie is coming to our house. Go out and tell him I'm not at home. "Any lift just now.

As soon as he knocked at the door, the miser's wife came out and said to him, "It's a pity that you finally ran out of money."

Once in my humble abode, my father was not at home! "

"Oh, well, then, please tell your husband to go out in the future.

Don't put your head on the windowsill. "Any lift and went away.

The distance between the afterlife and this life

The neighbor asked Afandi: "Afandi, when Yimamu taught, he often said the afterlife.

How far is this life, the afterlife and this life? "

Two generations of love made a mark where the neighbors stood, ready to walk to the end of the village.

Go to the cemetery

"Hey, any lift, where are you? You haven't answered my question! "

Neighbors stopped the two generations who had gone far and said:

"Please wait for me here, I will measure the distance between the afterlife and this life and come back.

Let me answer your question. "Any lift walked and replied.

Strange year, month and day

Two generations of love came to another city. Someone in the street asked him: "Two generations of love, today?"

What's the date today? "

"I'm new here. Everything here is strange to me. I am not familiar with it.

Knowing the date here, how can I answer your question? "Any lift replied.

row

There is a Burke in the city. He has never been on a boat and can't row a boat. He wants to

Two generations of love took him boating, so two generations of love agreed

Two generations of love rowed the boat to the middle of a big river, and suddenly a big wave lifted the boat and put it

The ship was shaking, and Burke was trembling with fear. He begged Afandi to say, "Afandi, I'm fine."

Fear, panic, do something quickly! "

"All right!" Two generations of love pushed Burke into the river and held his head down.

Pushing hard into the water, Burke choked to death. Then, save him on the boat,

Ask him, "Mr. Burke, are you still afraid?"

"No, I'm not afraid, and my heart doesn't panic!" Burke replied.

Let people who know tell people who don't know.

One day, when I arrived at the Bible study school, I boarded the platform and asked Mao, who was sitting under the stage.

Barbara and their disciples: "Do you know what I want to tell you?"

I don't know. Everyone said with one voice.

"It's boring to talk to people you don't know." After that, he talked about it.

Get off the platform.

After two or three days, two generations of love came here again and repeated what he asked last time.

Title. This time, everyone answered "Yes!"

"There is no point in repeating what you know." After he finished, he went down to talk.

Platform. The third time, he raised the question again. This time, the agreed mullahs and

The disciples replied, "Half of us know and half don't know!"

"In that case, please tell those who know about it and those who don't." 155

Say that finish, Fanti walked off the platform.

Put on my robe.

On the day of the fair, two generations of lovers sold their donkeys and walked home, meeting him halfway.

Imam rode home. Afandi said, "Sir, I walked too slowly. Please put it. "

Can I have my bathrobe back? "

"Yes, but where can I get my robe?" Yimakoutong

"Take it to our village!" Two generations of love theory.

"Who should I give my robe to when I get to the village?" According to hemp eye asked.

"Of course, I will give it to myself!" Two generations of love replied.

Yimamu asked strangely, "I will wait for you to come back!" " "

"No, sir, I'm wearing a robe. Throw me the robe. " 155

Fanti said.

What day is today?

Someone asked Afandi, "Is it Thursday or Friday today?"

"I'm not a trader. How do I know what day it is today? "

Two generations of love replied.

Snoring to get rid of drowsiness.

Two generations of love sat with a group of people and listened to a Mullah preach. He listened and fell asleep.

He caught fire and snored. A man sitting next to him poked him with his hand.

He said, "Two generations of love, why do you snore when you sleep?" This is disrespectful to the Mullah. "

"No, I didn't sleep. I snore to get me to sleep. " Two generations of love replied.

Truth and falsehood

One day, a group of people surrounded Avanti and asked, "Avanti, please tell the truth!" "

Are you telling the truth? "

"Sometimes!" Two generations of love replied.

"When was it?" Someone asked again.

Avanti said: "When the face of truth needs to be whitewashed with the powder of fallacy!" "

Lost my wallet.

Two generations lost their wallets in the market. When he got home, he was worried that his wife was not tall.

Xing made an excuse and said, "Old woman, something happened at the market today."

A wonderful thing. Everyone lost their wallets. "

"What about you?" The wife asked.

Afandi replied: "I still watch when everyone is lost?" Of course I am.

I lost the first one. "