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The wasp stung the bald man-no cover? . . . Flies in the manger-making a living? . . .
Dwarves ride a big horse in a dilemma; Up and down, inseparable. The zebra's head is pointing in the right direction. Riding in the air, walking in the clouds, galloping in the clouds for a long time, revealing the clues to ensure that the horse is just and upright; Business is a business with toilets. Where is the stink? The group's horses are scattered everywhere. The main road of pen is justice and fairness. Whip a swift horse, whip a horse on the ice. A lame horse can't stand up. A lame horse meets a blind mule. He is my brother's lame horse, and it will come to no good end. The more Cao Cao's people, the better. The giraffe entered the herd of deer. The robe, coat and melon cap are all the same. Chen Shimei attached a horse. He likes the new and hates the old. He got off the bus and asked about the steps. It has nothing to do with Chengtou, running in circles, red filter barrels, hornet's nest, at the expense of blood; Growing up in a tight jacket, a rabbit ran on the intimate bow, which was not worth the candle. The big horse-drawn car is not strong enough to do it; There is no place to hang the toilet at the gate. Only an idiot knows where to go, Beijing opera blues, the dirty official in the lobby, not a fool with a sword (Dan); In name only, the horse thief hangs beads and is prude; The horse thief pretended to be serious, put on the cassock, and blamed the telephone pole for being used as a harness. The teeth of poisonous snakes are the most poisonous; Are poisonous snakes, teeth, bee needles are highly toxic; The most poisonous horse racing adventure on the single-plank bridge; It's no use letting a dangerous child cross the road with his father humbly (with a beard) and Monday morning quarterback. The shepherd went to the pen and the horse was out of order; It's irrelevant to throw the toilet into the cesspit and smell the same. It doesn't matter. Driving a horse without a whip will make the newly bought horse more beautiful. The rolling toilet on the high mountain stinks. ) Guizhou donkeys learn horses, and the horse honeycomb is empty in winter; An empty coat made of a broken coat, a poor horse was tossed around. A stubborn horse was whipped and humiliated. The hippo yawned and the monkey jumped on the horse. A monkey riding a sheep is not a man. The monkey poked the hornet's nest and fell into the cone. The fox doesn't know how to live or die. It's not worth the loss to spend money on a dead horse as a living horse doctor. The horse painted on the stupid thing is not strange. My arms are full of sincerity (sheng) The emperor's daughter recruited Xu, a carefully selected pony with a shaft. When she saw the camel, she said that horses rarely have swollen backs. The general did not dismount and went his own way. The beggar was flattered by the gold-painted toilet outside, and it stinks inside. It's good to see the smelly gold-painted toilet outside and the lights outside. It stinks to wear skates at the skating rink. Immediately, it skidded and grabbed the horse's tail for a race. Hanging in Ma Qianli, Yin Yan flies into the sky. The horse carries a silver saddle, and two are equipped with oxen for riding. A poor veteran makes a living. Two lazy cows and horses work and shit. The old cow pulls the plow and pulls the cart, which is full of energy. The old one takes the bus, and the second one takes the bus in a different way. An old buffalo pulling a carriage is not suitable for a tiger. Ma Zhuang ventured to ride a horse, reading a book and watching the flies at the edge of the manger. It is very strange that an accountant should be a fool and die unless he pulls back from the brink. Can't touch the horse's high stirrup dilemma; Up and down, it's hard for mackerel to have a hard mouth and brittle bones. The leaflets on the road are free for acrobatics immediately, which are bold and not deep-eared; If you can't go deep into the toilet, you can pour perfume into it. It is difficult to tell the smell from the smell. (Master Ni got dirty sitting in the toilet. ) The official horseshoe nail palm is unprecedented. The wasp has a sore mouth. In folklore, ugly monsters devour children. It's not safe to look after the children. I can't worry that the horse's face is more embarrassing than the pig's head; An uglier Marxism-Leninism than an ugly Marxism-Leninism is put in the telegram for others to see, not for yourself; According to people who don't tell their ponytails, there are fine horses in the rough radish and they are stuck in the mud. Lantern is hung on the wheat field as usual. The donkey's ear was cut off, and the mule's face was neither a donkey nor a horse. There is a donkey's head sticking out of the manger, which is very talkative; One more mouth, the horse will be put in Nanshan and the sword will be put in the warehouse. The world is peaceful, and the bumblebee will cross the river with a poisonous horse-drawn unicycle. Turn the donkey over and nail the horseshoe to make a fuss. A trapped horse can't move. This carriage is new. The bridle is put on the cow's mouth. The road didn't turn. The toilet is fair and equitable. The coffin stinks for half a lifetime, and the donkey's head gets stuck in the manger. It's hard to interrupt. The nail palm on horseback is too far from the point (hoof); If you don't stick to the theme (hoof), you won't stop, and the whip won't stop waving. It is common to touch the edge of the pot without covering or covering the road (metaphor is not uncommon. ) The antlers on the toilet are not like horses. When a bird comes out, it never looks back. Never look back at the ponytail and mix tofu to make trouble with the ponytail and pull the huqin. Whispering softly, the carriage drives a shaft that doesn't match the horse spoon. The toilet pours into the gutter. The troupe on horseback sang and danced. The carriage crossed the swamp. This road can't be crossed by wasp needles, and the scorpion's tail can't be provoked. Take a bite on the cow's mouth. The telephone poles on the roadside stand aside and install electric lights. On Guangming Avenue, the road says the road is fair. Not worth talking about (not allowed to play; Don't mention that ponytail rope is not suitable; Can't share; Walking in the sun is not hard, just like walking in the field, each has its own way, and the monkeys in the circus are difficult to play; People fall while playing on horseback, and the whiplash on the back of cattle aggravates the mistake; Angry at the flies in the manger, eating horse dung balls, sheep dung eggs are not in the light; On the surface, the wasp stung the scorpion to fight poison with poison, and the jacket was replaced by underwear. (Zhu Malaysia's coffee is thought-provoking. Mules in the stable Listen, the camels in the herd stand out from the manger and light a lamp to take care of horseshoe tumors. The clown of the anodyne circus walked through the field, and the blind man rode and touched the blind horse; Resign to fate; The old toilet in the toilet is slippery and smelly, and a nest of scorpions is more unfair than a nest of poisonous roads. ② Fair and reasonable. ) Donkeys are not allowed to interrupt in the manger, so take it all away. General Meng jumped on his horse and answered the phone. He heard that there were two bells hanging around the horse's neck. Where did they ring? The jacket was replaced by an old-fashioned carriage. Viscount Li, the bridle is hard copied by the cow, and the horse spoon is too poor to catch mice. Don't do serious things, don't poke a horse with a horse skin, don't whip a cow, don't hang a cattail leaf fan on the horse's ass, don't kiss up to the horse's legs, and don't cut melons in a horseshoe knife ladle. Every drop of Ma Qianlang running around the horsetail Bati tofu can't be strung together without buying a carriage and turning the saddle upside down first; Being a horse hanging upside down in the temple can't make sows laugh at horses. Mu Guiying went out for horse racing on a successful raft. The lame shepherd doesn't shave or slip (stay). He must pat the horse on the mud and race step by step. Mu once cut off Hongzhou horse and successfully captured five horses and six sheep. Nanmu with low head is not a suitable toilet material. You have a good horse. I have a golden saddle to match the scales of your cow. A horse can't have long horns. No one has ever seen a daughter country recruit a horse, wishful thinking, and a female horse enters the bridal chamber with joy and sorrow; Joy, happiness and sadness climbed onto the horse's back and wanted to fly high. It's wrong to pat the thigh. It is wrong to flatter others. The flattery on the horse's mouth was taken away. Kiss up. Got it. I don't know where to throw the horse to eat roast duck. This bone made a stumbling block and deliberately hurt people. The horse put a saddle on the back of the cow. The cow leads the nose and the horse grabs the mane. The horse took part in ploughing. Well-off women and couples don't know the truth, and the broken horseshoe watch may not reach into the cowshed without your mouth. The cavalry lost the battle, the cavalry lost the battle. The cavalry fell into the river, and the cavalry captain took the lead in charging. Riding an old cow chasing a fast horse is far behind. ) Camels riding broadswords, big horses riding broadswords, horses riding big bags, horses riding without whips, horses riding without whips, farts riding, lamps riding, and grassland riding endlessly; Endless riding across the wooden bridge is difficult to turn back; It's hard to ride back through downtown. Riding a horse with a white back and a cloth bag is outrageous. You can't go back by riding a wooden bridge. Ride up the hill step by step; Climb up the mountain step by step and ride on Tianshan Mountain. See you later. There is less time to ride high and low, and more time to wipe stirrups. Two cavalry strolled in the park and rode to the judge. They immediately went to hell to catch fleas and make a scene. Riding an ox and chasing a horse is beyond the reach of riding a donkey and thinking about a horse. The prime minister of the official residence saw that the princes were insatiable; Greedy, riding a donkey, chasing a good horse is far away, and a swift horse grows wings by leaps and bounds. With the wasp on the wall, the scorpion in the crack of the wall is more desperate than the horse thief who pretends to be a good person with beads. Qin's yellow mule is closely related to his horse. Qin Qiong's yellow and fat horses have many relations. Qin sells horses at the end of the road. Spider webs on the wall, footprints on the grassland are clues, and the road galloping on the wall is very narrow; That was a close call; Cannot turn around; Unable to move; There is nothing to look forward to; Difficult to turn; Dangerous cripples ride blind horses to take care of each other; Each shows its ability; Qin Qiong, who showed his magical powers, sold horses and reluctantly gave up what he wanted; A hot-hoofed horse can't close its fists while riding, but people can ride donkeys, and there is a lack of carts behind it. Compared with the next three, there is more money to buy horses, to boast that every cloud has a glimmer of hope, and the champion of the racecourse is the first. The mule in Shandong is called the goat wild horse with southern accent. Getting along is not a trivial matter. It's easy to catch peanuts and beans on a horse and then stick a needle in it. It's easy to get ahead in She Taijun. There is no money to saddle a horse, and buying a horse is not a trivial matter. The horse flew involuntarily on the stone bridge, leaving no trace, and the stone horse was stuffed into the shaft. There's nothing wrong with it. One's fingers itch to poke a hornet's nest. I want to get into trouble. I am a soldier. I am ashamed and crooked. When the cavalry immediately lost face and lost everything, the camel was bigger than the horse. Even Sima Yu Wenjun fell in love with Si Mazhao at first sight. Everyone knows that a dead horse is wishful thinking. The delusional eagle, the descendants of Ma Sheng (painting), once sealed (finished), did not know that he was a big official; The smug Tang Priest is walking around, scratching his ears, making a mountain out of a molehill with a horse spoon, catching rabbits with a horse pole, fooling around with a horse pole, wearing a hat, tall and thin, wearing a straw hat, raping under a lantern, and the people with the saddle are walking in the same direction. Bandits ride mad dogs, villains ride fierce horses, rabbits run behind the horses, and the horses are in a mess. They can't catch those wild horses crossing the road with poles, which are rampant and out of control. Go on the rampage; A wasp in an unfettered hive is not to be trifled with. Hanging toilets on the eaves is famous. No cow has ever caught a horse to plow the field, so it is overqualified. They waved their hands in the Himalayas to crow. Known far and near (Ming); Ming sells bezoar in the Himalayas, which is high and expensive; It is wrong for a noble blind man to ride a blind horse. Country people don't know what happened. I went and came to the pony to prepare the saddle. (n Ji pony runs around with the car, the kitten washes her face, and the so-so little doll rides a trojan horse and would rather not go down the alley to catch the carriage than turn; I can't turn around and play in the shoe basket. I didn't run a few steps. I can't run far in these shoes. I don't have a toilet with a new hoop. I am the champion of the new department. I like Ma Xi. I am satisfied with the newly built road. There's nothing I can do. Blind bears play with carbines and lick hornets' nests. Don't want to be stung. No one dares to raise a child to learn rattle. I can't be that when you get into the harness (for the first time), your hands shrink easily. Wild horses are hard to run wild and rampage. People on saddles run forward together. Some don't ride horses, and some don't sit and practice their legs. A hybrid mule is neither a donkey nor a horse. Put a halter on the horse. Work hard. The hornet who blew up the nest stood on the mountain watching the horses fight, unable to kick or bite. ) Zhang Fei riding a tiger, Zhang Fei Ma Zhuang. Zhang Fei's war horse is superior. The toilet on the signboard is notorious. Zhao Zilong won every battle; Alone, the lanterns on the fifteenth day of the first month are willful, and the goods in the paper horse shop are waiting to be burned in the parrot of the champion Xu; The happy stallion saw the mare (Pin Mare) and Zhuge Liang beheaded Ma Su in tears, and Zhuge Liang took care of the overall situation. Law enforcement in Ma Su (Soviet Union) is like a mountain; The wasp in the old love is not easy to mess with; You can't afford a donkey. A horse in a sedan chair is boring. Riding is too unstable to enjoy.
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