Humorous jokes of students and teachers

Humorous jokes of students and teachers

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. The following are the humorous jokes of students and teachers that I compiled. Welcome to reading.

1, the lessons taught by excellent teachers are like Fu Nan batteries, and one lesson is better than six.

2. Teacher: "You didn't come here to sleep!" Student: "You are not here to hypnotize!" " "

3, a teacher, drooling during the lecture. One day during the lecture, when it comes to excitement, the students in the front row said they saw a rainbow.

4. When a classmate failed the mechanical design exam, he went to the teacher and told him that he was going to work soon and could not fail. No way, the teacher made him swear not to engage in the mechanical industry in the future, and then gave him a pass ~

5. The quality of teachers' lectures is inversely proportional to students' mobile phone traffic and electricity.

6. Research shows that the power of human brain when thinking is about 20 watts, and the mid-term exam takes 560 minutes, and it takes 672,000 joules, which is equivalent to the energy released by throwing five teachers from a place 200 meters high, regardless of friction.

7. I finally understand why the military training has to be turned around, because only in this way can we get a more even grandson.

8. What do you want to see most when you are late for school? Other students who are late.

9. The first lie in life begins with writing a composition in primary school, and the truth begins with writing a love letter.

10, do you remember the dictation in Xiaoshitang tomorrow? Tomorrow, do you still remember the element cycle of pull back? The teacher can't remember clearly. Teach genetics several times. I also went to match the charger to remember ohm's law. Whoever hangs a lot of organic carbon scolds trigonometry. Materialist dialectics whoever kneels has copied your notes.

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1, hitchhiking

A naval officer stood next to the driver on the bus and didn't sit down to avoid damaging his neatly ironed uniform. A drunk got on the bus, walked up to the officer, pulled his sleeve and said he wanted to buy a ticket. The officer ignored him. But the drunk insisted, so the officer turned and said, "Friend, I'm not a conductor, I'm a naval officer." "Then," replied the drunk, "stop the boat. I want to take a bus. "

2. Great shame

An English youth invited his girlfriend to a French restaurant for dinner, but he didn't know French or what was written on the menu. But he didn't want to appear ignorant in front of his girlfriend, so he pointed to a few lines on the menu and said, "Let's eat these dishes!" " The waiter looked at the menu and said, "I'm sorry, sir, this is a band performance!" " "

3. Number of errors

As soon as the lights in the cinema went out, a thief reached into L's pocket and was immediately found by L. The thief said, "I tried to reach for my handkerchief, but I was wrong." Please forgive me! " ""that's all right. " L answered calmly.

After a while, the thief got a heavy slap with a bang. "Sorry, wrong number, there is a mosquito on my face." I said.

Step 4 snore

Little John's father went to bed as soon as it got dark. The heavy and annoying snoring made little John unable to do his homework. "Ah! Wake up, wake up! " Little John shook his father hard.

"Bah, I just lie down, what are you yelling about? ! "Old John lost his temper. "I think you have been snoring for two hours. You are really tired. Tell you to sit up and have a good rest.

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